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Well, here's chapter 8. Much vampire torture and confusion! Enjoy!
Death's Integrity- Oh yes, it's much fun! Beware of the snooping vampire and romance novels…plus a vengeful Integra…they just don't mix. Enjoy!
Andersonfanandadmirier- Yep! Anderson is in this chapter and (as a special bonus) the next! Alucard gets the best of the Priest for now, but next chapter is very revenge-filled on the Vatican part…hmm…that's not a bad idea…enjoy chapter 8!
AttackingHentaiChibisLoveFluff- Well, we're going to find out what happens when you mix vampires and trashy romance novels together in this chapter. Hope you enjoy!
Alucard's Bane- Thanks for the review! I'm glad that you like the chapters and I hope you like this one as much as the others!
Alucard's secret lover- Alucard finds a bit more than what he can chew off…but it all turns out for the best, err, in the next chapter that is. Hope you like this one. Enjoy chaper 8!
MzMoon- Well, this chapter is full of Iscariot Vatican fun-ness! Heh heh…hope you like this chapter!
Me- really? Well, I hope this is what you're expecting! Enjoy chapter 8!
The Desperado- No, Alucard can't win…but he gets his revenge in the end. Yumiko doesn't really play that big of a part in this chapter, but she'll be here in the next chapter…along with a big fight.
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Well, this chapter turned out to be longer than any of the others. Hope you all enjoy. Thanks for the reviews and the hits:hugs readers and reviewers:
There is a lot of stupidity and OOC, so please don't shoot me. But it is funny. Enjoy chapter eight don't forget to review!
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Chapter 8: "Help us all…"
Alucard awoke three and a half hours later after he realized the poking in his shoulder was NOT in fact an elephant's trunk but rather Clare's pen.
"Uhhh…"
"Well, it's about time you woke up! I was trying for the past half hour. You really are a heavy sleeper you know."
Alucard reached up as though going for the lid of his coffin, but when he didn't find what he was hoping for, he sat up, covering a yawn with his hand.
"Are you even listening?"
"No, now what do you want?"
Clare blinked slightly. "Uh, yes, well, your next person will be arriving shortly. I suggest you get back to the room." Alucard stretched before looking at her, bored.
"I have 30 minutes and I plan to sleep them away…" Clare shook her head and pointed over his shoulder.
"I'm afraid you can't do that…" She glanced at the clipboard that Alucard was sure by now was glued to her hand and scribbled something. "Your next donor is here."
Alucard slowly turned around, a sudden wave of dread washing over him. Jumping up, he waved his finger wildly.
"YOU!"
Anderson looked up from a book his had been reading. Dropping it, he drew two blades.
"Ah, vampire…"
Heinkel looked at Maxwell who looked dumbfounded. "I thought ve got all of his blades, Chief…"
"So did I…that's strange…you don't think his coat is a totally different dimension, do you?"
"Vith him, anything ist possible, Sir."
"You argue a very good point, Heinkel."
"Vielen Dank, Sir." (thank you very much)
Maxwell, Heinkel, Yumiko, and Father Renaldo watched the two square off, not really wanting to get in the middle of a regenerator/vampire fight.
"Whit are ye doing here, vampire?"
Alucard glared evilly. "I could ask the same of you Judas Priest…."
"I'll send ye back tae Hell, ye heathen undeid!"
Just as the two were ready to jump at each other's throats, Father Renaldo stepped between them. Raising his hand, he slowly opened his mouth.
"Stop."
The Vatican members blinked while Alucard tilted his head, a blank look crossing his face. Even the other bystanders who had no clue what was going on or whom Father Renaldo was stopped what they were doing.
"Did he just…"
"Ja…"
"But he…"
"Uhhhh…."
Alucard was the first to break the idiotic spell that the Father had placed over them by speaking.
"You just said something."
"……………"
Alucard's eye twitched. "I'm not crazy! Well, at least not crazy enough to say I'm hearing people speak…you said something!"
Father Renaldo looked at him calmly before turning to Anderson. Walking over, he plucked the blades from his slack grip as he closed the Priest's mouth. Tucking the blades into his coat, he walked back over to Maxwell who looked like he was ready to freak out and jump off the walls. Life quite suddenly returned to normal and the Vatican and vampire looked at each other, giving a silent swear to NOT tell anybody that Father Renaldo spoke.
It was just really creepy…even worse than Anderson and his blades.
"So, whit are ye doin here, vampire," Anderson asked, snapping out of the stupor.
"Hu? Oh…uh…" Alucard muttered something as he turned away, stalking down the hall before they could question him.
Anderson looked at Maxwell who in turn looked at Heinkel who looked at Yumiko who glanced at Father Renaldo.
"…………"
"That aboot sums it up." The regenerator turned on his heels and started walking out. And he would have made it had Maxwell not grabbed the collar of his shirt and drag him down the hall.
"Come on…"
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Alucard paced in the room, not wanting to look at the list. He was hoping and wishing and PRAYING that there was a mistake or that he was dreaming. Not that he dreamed, but this would be one of those times he would have welcomed it for a dream.
"Please don't let them come here, please, God…please…"
But his begging was to go unheard. Turning, he faced the enemy.
Alexander Anderson. The Vatican…
"Don tell me…"
Maxwell sighed. "Great…"
"But ve…"
Anderson looked beyond shocked.
"Let's get this over with…"
Both Anderson and Alucard stared at each other, neither moving.
"Don drink my blood, vampire."
"Don't worry…you're safe…I wouldn't want to anyways. Who knows what disease your blood carries."
"This coming from ae monster that drinks the blood o' Hellsing."
"Well, it does have a rather sweet taste."
Anderson's eye twitched. That wasn't the point! He sighed slightly before walking over to the makeshift bed, glaring at Alucard.
The Priest shoved his pride aside and sat on the gurney, sleeve rolled up. The vampire grinned manically as he grabbed the largest needle. Anderson's eyes widened at the sight.
"Ah'm having second thoughts, Maxwell…"
Alucard quickly drew Anderson's blood, grimacing slightly. This was not something he wanted to end up doing for the rest of his life…err, unlife that is to say. Finishing up, he tossed the unit onto the metal tray.
"Next," he growled softly. Everybody's eyes turned to Maxwell.
"Ah, uh. Oh, wow, look at the time…I've got to go…"
Just as the Vatican members were about to pounce on their Chief, Integra walked into the room.
"What the bloody Hell is going on?" Maxwell looked over at the Hellsing Director.
"Integra! So nice of you to show! Well, looks like we're going to go…" Integra gave him a weird look before glancing at Alucard who just shrugged.
Anderson walked up to Maxwell. "Ah got my blood drawn, it's your turn."
Integra shook her head. "I just came to get Alucard…" She looked back at the vampire. "Let's go…you can draw his blood tomorrow."
Alucard was torn. He really wanted to draw Maxwell's blood, but he didn't want to come back. The No Life King gave in to temptation.
"See you tomorrow," he said, grinning evilly at the Vatican chief.
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Alucard sat down in the chair of his Master's desk, bored. They had just arrived home and while Integra and Walter were eating, he was left to his own accord. Out of his mind with boredom, he started going through her desk drawers. When he closed one of the drawers a bit too hard, a few papers slid off of her desk.
:thunk:
The vampire blinked and looked at what else had fallen. A book. Picking it up, he started to read it, not bothering to look at the title.
'Her moan was caught in his mouth, trapped with his. Oh, God, she had missed him, missed the way his kisses turned her to jelly, missed the way his hands set her afire, the way his eyes could thrill her with a look. And his body, his beautiful, hard, exciting body, and what it could do to her. She had missed that too. There was no point in denying it any more. She loved making love with him. And she wanted to now.'
Alucard's eyes widened with each sentence. Entrapped, he continued to read until-
"OH GOD NO! MASTER!" The vampire screamed and turned the book to look at the cover. 'Secret Fire'
The scream became louder as he dropped the book, falling backwards out of the chair. Scrambling, he picked himself up and pressed his body against the wall as though the book was some giant poisonous spider.
"Alucard?" Integra came running in, gun drawn, ready to fight. When she saw Alucard, the Director blinked slightly, lowering her gun. Thoroughly confused, she walked over to the cowering vampire.
"Are you alright?" Alucard turned on her.
"YOU ARE SICK! YOU ARE A SICK, SICK PERSON!"
"What are you talking about?"
At a loss for words, he simply pointed a shaking finger at the innocent yet not so innocent book lying on the floor. Integra blinked once more and picked up the book. Looking at it, she suddenly blushed deeply.
"Alucard…"
"No, no! Don't say a word about this…I don't want to know…"
"Well, it IS a romance novel."
The vampire burst out in tears. "THAT'S NOT ROMANCE! THAT'S-"
Just as he was about to finish, Integra held up her hand.
"Don't say a word about this…"
"Why?"
"Because if you do, I'll kill you."
"You can't kill me!"
"Yes I can and it's the other way around."
"Oh, right…but still! Integra! How could you?"
There was silence before…
"Are you really that desperate?"
Integra glared evilly at him as she started to slowly advance. Alucard backed away. Turning, he tried to run, but Integra quickly caught him. Tying him down in the chair that faced her desk, she sat on the table top, grinning evilly. Chuckling to herself, she opened the book.
"Chapter one, page one…'Another spring shower was in the offing, but…'" Her voice was drowned out by the vampire's screams of pain and torment.
"MASTER! STOP!"
(Three hours later…)
"'…She did. This fairy tale had come true.' The End." Closing the book, she set it down on her desk, carefully studying Alucard.
The vampire was rocking back and forth as much as possible against the tight bonds, his eyes closed. Tears were streaming down his face as a broken whimper escaped through his lips.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad," she said cheerfully. "And just think, you still have another day at the blood drive. But I'm feeling in a relatively good mood so I'm going let you have a choice. You could either work at the blood drive or listen to another novel."
It barely took a split second for him to make his decision.
"Blood drive! Blood drive!" Integra smiled happily, untying him.
"Alright. See you tomorrow!"
Alucard quickly fled from her office, still crying. (On record, it was said that Alucard had nightmares, err daymares for the next two months.)
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How was that? Good, bad, just okay? Review and tell me your thoughts! Moral of this chapter: Alucard and romance novels do NOT mix.
Next chapter! Is Alucard stable enough to draw blood? And Maxwell's up next! Along with a surprise visit from one Herr Major.
What's this? Alucard knows how to use the Internet? And those pictures…
Well, this can't be good…
Also starring: Yumiko, Heinkel, Anderson, and a Big Fight (yes…there will be seriousness, but humor will end it all!)) …………… Hope you all enjoyed this chapter!
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