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Well, here's chapter 9, more vampire torture and Alucard get back a bit…
TrunksGirlBlaze27- Ya, it is kind of sad. But don't worry; he gets the start of his revenge in this chapter. Enjoy!
Death's Integrity- I was just going from person experience, heh heh…No, but really, don't worry. Alucard gets back for being scared with the novel… Hope you enjoy this chapter!
Sarahlini- Thanks for the review! I'm glad that you like the story and I hope that you continue to read it!
AttackingHentaiChibisLoveFluff- Thanks! Tell you friend I'm glad they like the story. Don't worry; Alucard gets part of his revenge in this chapter. Enjoy!
MzMoon- Glad you liked the chapter! Here's chapter 9 and I hope you like it as much as the other chapters.
Devilman666- Heh heh. I never thought of it that way with Anderson's blades…that's not a bad idea.
Pyromanicgrl- Thanks for the review! Hope you enjoy chapter 9!
Alucard's secret lover- I can understand his fear of romance novels…well, hope you like this chapter and remember…this is all fun and good until someone gets hurt…then it becomes hilarious!
The Desperado- Hmm…yes, I do love to see Alucard suffer…but it's all for the humor of the fans…err, and because I get bored sometimes and it takes my mind off of stuff…heh heh. Well, here's Maxwell… :grins evilly:
Eek- Thank you for the review! I'm really pleased to hear you like it and I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Wankydoodle- Hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell off your chair! But thanks for the review. Yes, torturing Alucard with romance novels is very funny…heh heh, enjoy chapter 9!
Thorns-and-Wind- Hmmm…I really hope she isn't…that would just be down right creepy… Thank you for the review! I hope you continue reading and enjoying!
Sorry for the lateness of the chapter. I was distracted with a few others things. Hope you all enjoy. Thanks for the reviews and the hits::hugs readers and reviewers:
There is a lot of stupidity and OOC, so please don't shoot me. But it is funny. Enjoy chapter nine don't forget to review!
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Chapter 9: "The start of Alucard's revenge" ((muahaahahahaa!))
Coat buttoned up, hat pulled down over his face, and sunglasses pushed up; Alucard slowly slunk into the Cyber Café that sat a few blocks away from the manor. Tucked under his arm were a thin black and silver laptop, a rather large envelope, and the latest issue of Ladies Home Journal. (everyone has their own secret obsession)
Moving over to a table that was in the back and partially in the shadows, he set the laptop down in front of him, envelope and magazine to the right. Booting up the computer he sighed, stretching his arms. He knew he should be asleep, but this was going to be worth it. Fishing around in his pocket, he drew forth a digital camera and set it on the table next to the laptop. He was glad the Police Girl showed him how to use it, that and the computer.
More specifically…the Internet.
Chuckling evilly to himself, he clicked the Internet icon, watching, bored, as it loaded. Going to the favorites, he scrolled down until he came upon the site he wanted. Grinning manically, he clicked. Tapping his fingers lightly, he hummed as the page loaded. As soon as it did, the grin adorning his face doubled in evilness.
Welcome to Master of Monster!
Alucard's personal fan site for Integra.
The vampire laughed softly, scrolling down. Updates, bio, pictures, webcam, behind the scenes, and links. Clicking on the "Log In" in the top right hand corner, he signed in. HellHound1476. Once done, he hooked up the digital camera.
Humming, he drummed softly on the table as the pictures started to download.
'Estimated time left: 45 minutes'. Sighing, he grabbed the issue of Ladies Home Journal, flipping though it.
"Ah, Helen Damon-Moore, what will you think of next?" The vampire quickly got lost in the articles of better house care. "How to take out the dust: permanently." 45 minutes later, Alucard checked the computer once more. Noticing that the pictures were done, he perked up. Tossing the magazine down, he began work on the pictures, uploading them to the site. Fingers flying over the keys, he changed the updates, checked for any new messages and logged out, grinning evilly.
"Nobody crosses me and gets away with it…not even you, Integra…not even you."
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Integra sighed softly as she watched the vampire slowly slink back into the manor. He was up to something.
Then again, he's always up to something.
Tapping her foot, she crossed her arms tightly against her chest, glaring at the vampire. "Alright. What's going on?"
Alucard inwardly winced and slowly turned to her, giving her his best I-didn't-do-anything-so-please-don't-be-irrational-and-take-your-anger-out-on-me.
Her glared turned pure evil. "What do you have there?"
Alucard did his best to try and hide the envelope. "Nothing. I don't have blackmail………damn it…" Integra held out her hand.
"Give it here, Alucard," she said, her voice soft. The vampire slowly handed her the envelope.
"Just between you and me, she doesn't look her best…" The Director stared at him, slightly confused before opening it up and spilling the contents into her open palm.
They were pictures. Flipping through, her face reddened as she shoved the pictures back into the envelope.
"How…wh…th…"
"Take your time, I'm not really doing anything."
"But…you…HOW? I thought…but she…how did you…and…the Captain?"
Alucard yawned slightly as he listened to her splutter. When she was finally done, he grinned at her. "Yes, I couldn't resist…you know how adorable they are together…"
"A…Uh…" The vampire slowly grabbed the envelope, prying it out of her grip.
"It's ok, Integra…the shock will wear off after a few minutes."
Integra stood in the hall, total silence filling around her. Walter walked up after a few minutes, blinking slightly.
"Sir…?"
"………….."
"Sir Integra?"
"The Police Girl and the Captain play…play…DOCTOR!" At this point Integra burst into tears, the images forever burned in her mind.
Walter took a step back. He really didn't need to hear that. Then again, he really didn't need to see Integra crying. Blinking slightly, he slowly backed away, watching her carefully. Noticing that she wasn't going hug him, he turned and practically jogged out of the hall, heading for the safety of the library.
After a few hours, Alucard slowly woke, yawning. Stretching up, he reached for the lid of his coffin, but when he didn't find it, his eyes snapped open. Growling, he sat up and came face to face with a very angry Seras and Pip.
"Uh…"
"OH HOW COULD YOU, MASTER!"
"Hu?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! I- I-"
Alucard slowly blinked, head tilted in confusion. "What are you…"
"These!" Pip held up the envelope, pictures partially sticking out. The vampire's eyes widened.
"Oh…"
Seras glared at him before turning and storming out, Pip right after her. Alucard sighed slightly.
Well, this day was just going to Hell.
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Maxwell sighed as he waited for Alucard, thoroughly bored. He didn't really know why he was here; he glanced at Anderson, ok, maybe he did know why he was here…
But still… He glanced around. Yumiko and Heinkel had gone to the cafeteria to get some coffee, leaving just him, Anderson, and Father Renaldo. Maxwell gave the silent man a strange look. Since he had spoken, Maxwell still couldn't get over it. It was just way too weird. He shifted his gaze from Father Renaldo to Anderson. He was leaning against the wall, slowly nodding off. Maxwell slowly slipped off the table. If he was sleeping maybe-
"DAMN IT!"
All three jumped, alert at the sound of the voice. Anderson was in front of Maxwell in the blink of any eye while the Chief was looking over the Priest's shoulder.
"Yumie no!"
Maxwell blinked. Uh oh…if Yumie was awake…
"DIE YOU HEATHEN!"
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! STOP IT!" Alucard burst into the room, shielding his head as Yumie stalked after him, Heinkel trying to pull her back.
"Yumie, stop!"
"I'LL KILL HIM!"
The vampire turned just in time to see a katana come down right where he had been standing seconds before.
"Yumie, that's enough." Maxwell crossed his arms, glaring at the Berserker. Yumie twitched slightly, glaring, but sheathed the blade anyway.
Alucard placed a hand over his heart, breathing hard. Maxwell sighed.
"Let's get this over with, shall we?" Alucard grinned evilly, finally glad that something was going right.
"Sure…just take your seat…" The vampire watched as Maxwell slowly sat on the gurney, eyeing the grin on the No Life King's face. Sliding over, the vampire got to work, cleaning and drawing his blood.
"Alright. Done."
He was able to get though Heinkel, Yumiko, and Father Renaldo without any problems. Once done, he sighed slightly.
He was hungry.
"How about a bet."
The Vatican members blinked at him. Maxwell stepped up.
"What?"
"How about a bet…I win, I get blood, you win…um…you get…"
"A lock of Integra's hair!" Anderson, Yumiko, and Heinkel looked at Maxwell strangely.
Their Chief blinked. "What?"
Alucard sighed and shook his head. Integra would kill if she heard that. "Alright…deal?"
"Sure, fine. Anderson…"
"Dinnae get mah into this!"
Maxwell glared. "Just do it!"
"Fine…fine…"
Anderson pulled out his blades, glaring as Alucard removed his guns, clicking the safety off. Smirking, the vampire raised the twin guns, aiming at the Regenerator's head. They squared off for a few seconds, a battle of the wills raging before Anderson snapped. Crouching low, he rushed the vampire, bayonets carving into the ground as he ran. Alucard jumped back as the blades were swept upward, firing off two rounds. One was dodged and the other hit its target.
Ducking down, the Judas Priest whirled, three blades thrown at the vampire. Two pierced his chest while the third nicked his cheek, imbedding itself in the wall behind him. Growling, he pulled the swords out, tossing them to the ground before moving around and firing at Anderson. The Priest blocked one of the bullets with his blades, the others either hitting their targets or the area around him.
Dodge. Slice. Fire. Dodge. Fire. Fire. Slice. Dodge.
By now the entire room had been partially destroyed, but neither cared nor did neither yield. The fight was quickly turning for the worse when it quite suddenly came to a complete dead halt.
-click- -click-
"EH!"
Both combatants slowly looked at the vampire's twin guns as Alucard continued to sluggishly pull the triggers.
It was impossible…it wasn't supposed to happen…
He had run out of bullets.
Anderson slowly looked up at the shocked vampire before bursting out in laughter, dropping his blades and falling to the floor.
Alucard just blinked. "What…eh? That's it…I quit." The vampire put the twin guns away before stalking out of the room.
Only to run into one pudgy, chocolate-loving, war-obsessed Herr Major.
The vampire screamed, jumping back. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"I vas to get my blood drawn…"
Shaking, Alucard slowly pulled out the list and stared at it. Sure enough, he was on there. Looking back at the crazed Nazi, he smiled, putting the list away.
"Ok, just wait on the gurney," he said, voice strangely calm. The Major blinked slowly.
Just what was happening here?
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Oh dear…it seems as if everything's just went from bad to worse. Poor Alucard, will he ever be able to straighten this all out?
Probably not, but he can always dream…
Next chapter! The battle is over but the war's just begun; Go Go Millennium! (hey, that rhymed!) And Walter does some surfing and finds a rather unusual site.
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