A/N: Probably the worst, most badly written poem in existance, but frankly, I don't care. I hope you all appreciate the countless seconds put into writing this fic, well, no, I tell a lie, the title took a while to come up with...

Disclaimer: I do not currently live in a reality when I own anything remotely phantom-orientated.


The untimely demise of a certain feindish fop

Raoul the fop

Has a head like a mop

Tried to kill Erik, which can't be done

Erik has his punjab lasoo

Fop's lost a shoe

They're in the dungeons, this should be fun

The chandelier's dropped

The stage's getting kinda hot

I'll leave you to guess who won...


A/N: Well, I hope you all enjoyed wasting your time on this poem, I shall see you soon (hopefully)

-Sammy