Top Twenty Countdown
By: Kelli St. Pierre………………..sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin
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"And Welcome back to the top twenty countdown, I your host…Okina…along with Hiko Seijuro!"
(The audience is cheering loudly again as Hiko puts a hand to his forehead and says…)
"Oh geeze were back on already…..I didn't even get to have any sake yet …."Hiko grunted.
"Come now Hiko, don't you wanna know who's number one like we all do?"
"The day when I care who's number one is the day I turn gay like my baka deshi."
(The audience laughs as Okina laughs as well. Okina finally calms himself down and pulls out another piece of paper from his pocket and says…)
"Alright then I'll read this week's number nineteenth song".
(Okina unfolds the paper and his eyes bulged out from his sockets. Hiko is thanking god didn't read it, as the audience is again curious.)
"Ladies and Gentleman, the nineteenth song this week is none other than…………..Kamatari Honjou with her song (coughs)…his song..(coughs)..'Theses boots are made for walkin'!"
"This doesn't sound good"Hiko grunts.
(The audience cheers loud as the big screen TV again turns on behind Okina and Hiko. The video starts with a car zooming in and then stops. A woman comes out and says….)
"Are you ready boots…"
"I thought I'd never say this but….that girl scares me." Hiko says to himself.
(The song now plays in a bar with the woman dancing around and getting slapped in the ass. Hiko looks confused at the screen….thinking about something….)
'Were have I seen her before….'Hiko thinks to himself.
(By now the woman is washing the car with soap and only wearing a bikini. Okina,who was looking at her the whole time with his mouth open, see's that its actually a guy and screams….)
"OH MY GOD IT'S A GUY!"
"SHHH SHHH SHUT UP!"
"….I swear…my baka deshi must have a club or somethin for gay guys."
(Okina looks and see's the crowd yelling for him to be quiet. He sits down on the floor with his face down. Hiko is still puzzling where he's seen her before as the video winds down and is over.)
"…..well…that's…our…nineteenth…..song…on our…countdown…this week…" Okina softy says, still with his head down.
"Now I remember! That's that wacko he/she that was their when I fought Fugi. Dam…I feel bad for you Okina…."
"Oh…dear god….I think…I'm…turning….like ..Aoshi…now."
" You mean that Icicle is gay?"
"I…am…to…assume….he..is.."
"Well, I wouldn't be surprised if that chunk of ice is gay….oh well, these gay guys probably got from my baka deshi….."
(The audience was watching the conversation with blank looks since they never knew of the Shishio incident. Okina is still sitting with his head down as Hiko waits for Okina to say anything else.)
"Umm…Okina…"
"………."
"Well…ah…since were not gonna get anything out of him for a while,…um…this was the week's nineteenth song..so….get out of here and piss off…I guess…"
(The audience looks at Hiko blankly and Hiko just stares back.)
"I need a new job…."Hiko grunts.
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Yea, im not sure if ill get all of these chapters in on one day since u all should no what im talking about from the info in chap. 1. So in the other chapters won't say anything until I get to the new one.