"MTV's Top Twenty Countdown"
By: Kelli St. Pierre…………………..sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin
"Now welcome back to the Top Twenty Countdown"!
"Here we go again….", Hiko grunted.
(The audience cheers as they have new snacks and drinks with them. Hiko and Okina are still standing on stage as Okina announces…)
"Alright now let's get crackin shall we!"
"You know what, I think I like you better when you were quiet during the Kamatari incident", Hiko said.
(Okina ignores that response by Hiko and continues on as the crowd cheers louder. Okina pulls out a piece of paper out of his pocket and begins to unfold it. When he finally is done unfolding it, he says…..)
"Alright, this week's number seventeenth song is...none other than Makoto Shishio with his song called 'Candy Shop'!"
(The audience cheers loudly as the same TV as always, turned on as the video began. Hiko, for once, was interested in this video cause he actually finally see who this 'Makoto Shishio ' was that his baka deshi was talking about. Okina was just looking at the girl's ass the whole time; when her ass went up his head went up and when her ass came down, his head came down. The audience just listened to it and some danced to it. The video finally was over and Hiko and Okina then took the stage again. Okina then announced….)
"There you have it folks, this week's number seventeenth song!"
"OH COME ON!"
(Okina and everyone else looks at Hiko for his outburst and Hiko continues….)
"Do you mean that my baka deshi had trouble dealing with a mummy the whole time? I teach him the ultimate technique and nearly risking my life, and for what…for a mummy….he's more of a girl than I thought."
"Um, Hiko…Shishio is tougher than he looks and was a huge threat to Japan".
"Yea yeah yea, do you know how many times I've heard that story. To me, this Shishio looks like a little mama's girl. Not to mention that poor ass-wipe probably couldn't get a girlfriend by any chance."
"Um, actually Hiko…Shishio did have a girlfriend…her name was Yumi Komagata".
"Well then she most definitely must have been a blonde then".
(The audience all the while is just looking back and fourth as always since Hiko and Okina always fight.)
"Anyways you might think today is over cause we just announced this week's number seventeenth song, but guess what…
"Oh I can't wait for this…", Hiko grunts.
(The audience also says what and Okina announces.)
"Today is a….Double Day!"
"Oh that was a shocker…..', Hiko says sarcastically.
(The audience is confused by this so okina explains more of it.)
"What that means is that not only will we say this week's number seventeenth, but also this week's number sixteenth as well!".
"Oh jesus no, one number is already enough!", Hiko yells.
(But the audience screams louder than ever and Okina has to even wave his hands to get his attention back.)
"Alright now that we have that settled, it's time to read this week's sixteenth song!"
(Okina then pulls out a piece of paper and starts to read it…)
"Alright this week's number sixteenth song is-"
(Right when Okina was about to say it, the lights suddenly turn off. Screaming is heard from the audience and Okina as Hiko just stands there and folds his arms across his chest.)
"Finally this show is starting to get interesting", Hiko said curiously, as it was still dark out.
"Hiko! Hiko where ever you are that comment was not funny and as for everyone else, stay in your seats. The light should come on in a few minutes".
(As the audience sits back in their seats, Okina tries to find a soft spot on the floor to sit on, but what he grabs isn't the floor but is….)
"OWWWWWWW……..MY NUTS!" Hiko screams loudly.
"Oops…sorry Hiko..eh…eh..", Okina apologized.
"I'LL GIVE YOU SORRY!
(The audience hears tumbling and banging from the floor as it was still dark and they couldn't see at all. They then hear…..)
"OWWW….OHH MY NUTSS!
"That's what you get for grabbing mine!"
"I never meant to grab your and even if I did, I never kicked you there…..twice!"
( Suddenly the lights turn back on and the audience finds Hiko standing though is slouched over with one hands on his nuts as Okina is lying on the floor grabbing his own as well. Hiko gives him a hand and pulls him up to his feet, though Okina slouches over as well. Luckily Okina didn't lose the piece of paper and found it on the floor. He slowly, kneels down to pick it up and slowly stands back up. He then announces..)
"Anyways back to what I was saying before this all happened, this week's number sixteenth song is…..Yahiko Myojin with his song called 'Let me hold you'!"
"Oh is that my baka deshi's apprentice or something".
(The audience cheers loudly as the TV comes up again and starts the video. A car pulls up and Yahiko comes out with a chick and enters a house. The music then starts and Yahiko dances with the chick, though to Hiko he looks real pathetic. Okina is, once again, looking at the chick Yahiko is accurately dancing with. The video then is over and Hiko and Okina is back on the spotlight.)
"And that was this week's number sixteenth song!"
( The audience cheers loudly but then quiets down as they hear Hiko laugh. Everyone looks at Hiko confused and he say's….)
"Ha hah ha hah ha….wow that kid really needs to learn how to danse..I can see how he's my baka deshi's apprentice…..they both suck at dancing."
"Well come now Hiko, you must give the boy credit…..he's only nine".
"Yeah, and that's what makes it so friggin hilarious. Not to mention that kid probably doesn't even get about half of the words he said during that song."
(The audience laughs at that and so does Okina as Hiko continues on.)
"I remember that kid alright, I actually saved his ass from Fuji. He should have thanked me for saving him, but no what does he do…..he complains…just like how my baka deshi does every since I raised him. I wouldn't be surprised if he still wets the bed since my baka deshi didn't stop until fourteen".
(The audience cracks up as much as Okina as Hiko starts to stretch out his muscles. All the girls, of course, look in awe as he does so; some even drool without even knowing it. Okina then says after settling himself from laughing.)
"Alright so that was our not only our seventeenth song, but our sixteenth song as well! But stay tune cause were gonna keep on going till we get to number one!"
"Oh jesus, and were only at number sixteen….how much more can I take……."