MTV'S Top Twenty Countdown
By: Kelli St. Pierre…………………..sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin
"Welcome, welcome back to the Top Twenty Countdown"!
(The audience cheers loudly, as they still have there snacks with them in their seats.)
"Is it me, or is this deja'vu?" Hiko said to himself softly.
"Now, did you all miss your sexy host Okina!"
(The audience was about to answer, but then they saw Hiko shaking his head no behind Okina. So the audience mimicked Hiko's moves as Okina looked strangely at the crowd. Okina turned his head back to look at Hiko, to see him standing there with his arms around his back.)
"What the hell are you looking at fuck face?"
"Nothing, just seeing something", Okina replied.
(When Okina turned back around, Hiko put a sign up that said 'Yell Hiko is sexy!' on it. And well, the audience did just that……)
"HIKO IS SEXY!'
(Okina turned back to Hiko who pretended to look just as confused as Okina did.)
"What? Don't look at me, how am I supposed to know why there acting this way? Besides Okina, there just saying what's true here, and that's what counts right…."
"Oh well, but back with the countdown. Do you know what time it is?"
"Time for me to take a shit?" Hiko grunted
"Nope, but close, it's time to review our songs we have so far!"
"Hmm, I'm sorry Okina, but I just don't see how that comes close to taking a shit."
"Anyways, it's time to review our songs shall we…."
(The big screen T.V comes back to the stage as it shows the number twenty song by kenshin with his song called 'Yeah'. Hiko looked away, disgusted with his apprentice. But it was completely turned to the nineteenth song, which was Kamatari Houjou with her (his) called 'These boots are made for walkin'. Okina looked away, disgusted as well but for a different reason. He didn't want any more of those nightmares again. Then it changed to the eighteenth song which was Kanryuu Takeda with his song called 'She bangs'.)
"Hmm, crack attic…" Hiko grunted out.
"Opium dealer…" Okina whispered back.
"God, fuck you man"
(The video then changed to the seventeenth song which was Makoto Shishio with his song 'Candy Shop'. Hiko then looked angry at the guy, since he taught his apprentice the secret technique all for this mummy guy.)
"God, I should have known my idiot would have asked me for the technique, for someone as stupid as this".
(The video the changed to the sixteenth song which was Yahiko Myojin with his song 'Let me hold you'.)
"Ha, hah, hah, hah, my idiots apprentice is always good for a good laugh."
(The T.V then turns off and is rolled off the stage as Okina and Hiko now take up the stage.)
"Well there you have it folks, that's a recap of all the songs so far. But now is the time I announce the fifteenth song!"
"God, I was hoping you would forget about that".
"Hmm, Hiko, you should know that the great Okina never forgets!"
"Hmm, I'd like to see that very much."
"Anyways, this week's fifteenth song is…."
(Okina reached into his pocket and brought out a piece of paper. He opened it up and his eyes bulged out. Hiko took note of this and had a mischief smile on, as he looked to see what it was. He then cracked up laughing and snatched the paper from Okina's hands, as he was showing it to the audience.)
"This folks is what I would call, 'Okina in the nude'."
(As Hiko said, Okina was indeed nude in the picture. Though he was only about eight in the picture, and was in a bathtub with a rubber ducky. The audience saw the picture and then burst out laughing, drinking in the sight of the picture. Okina was miserably trying to snatch the picture out of Hiko's hand. But Hiko would move his hand up each time Okina jumped up. The audience noticed this and followed their movements, moving their heads up and down continuously.)
"Now this is what I call a show", Hiko said to himself.
(But Okina finally got the picture (because Hiko let him) and ripped it to pieces, as he shoved them in the trash. Okina then stood there, trying to regain his composure as hiko grunted…..)
"Okina, why do you keep such things in your pocket? First a condom, now a picture. What's going to be next?"
"I don't mean to keep such things I my pocket Hiko, I just forget their in there."
"Ha, and 'The Great Okina' never forgets?"
"Oh yea, um…that…anyways I have to announce this week's fifteenth song remember!" Okina declared, trying to change the subject.
(Okina then reached into his pocket, and looked to see if it was the right piece of paper. He then had a smile and pulled out the piece of paper and announced…..)
"This week's number fifteenth song is………...Yuukyuzan Anji with his song called 'Photograph'!"
(The audience cheered again as the same-old-pop-out-of-nowhere-T.V, rolled onto the stage. The video started out with a man holding out a photograph, while singing 'Look at this photograph'.)
"How the hell am I supposed to see what the hell that photograph was?" Hiko yelled.
"SHHH!"
(Hiko looked to the audience, who were the ones telling him to shush. He then pouted and grunted softly….)
"Probably another photo of Okina…."
(Speaking of Okina, he was also puzzling what the picture was as well. But he decided to forget it as the video then was over, as the T.V. rolled back behind. Okina and Hiko now took the stage and Okina announced……)
"That was our fifteenth song this week on the countdown!"
"Woo", Hiko sarcastically cheered.
(But the crowd cheered loudly as usual. But that was then disturbed as Hiko said to Okina….)
"Hey Okina, wasn't that guy a priest or something?"
"Actually Hiko, that man was a fallen monk. But now he's arrested for twenty years in prison."
"Why, did he make-out with god or something? But anyway Okina, he's a priest."
"Sadly no Hiko, he's most indeed a monk".
"No, he's a priest."
"No he's a monk".
"Priest"
"Monk"
"Priest"
(The audience looked back and forth as usual, since Okina and Hiko always fought about something each time they were on stage. But the argument got louder and louder.)
"HE'S A FUCKING PRIEST OKINA!"
"NO HIKO, HE'S A MONK!"
"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT, THE ONLY WAY WERE GONNA SETTLE THIS IS TO ASK THE AUDIENCE!"
(At what hiko yelled, the audience paled. They really didn't want to get involved in their arguments, since they did want to leave this show in one piece that is. So they all stared at Hiko while he announced, or yelled in this case.)
"ALRIGHT, WHOEVER AGREE'S THAT HE'S A MONK, RAISE A DORITO CHIP IN THE AIR! IF YOU BELIEVE HE'S A MONK, RAISE A POTATO CHIP IN THE AIR!"
(The audience all thought about which chip to raise, while one teenager boy asked…)
"Umm, what if we don't have either chip, um…, sir?"
"WELL THEN THAT JUST MEANS YOU DON'T GET TO VOTE," Okina now yelled, getting into this game Hiko invented.
"Yea, um, how about if I use a salt and vinegar chip instead of a potato chip," asked another teenager boy.
"Did I say to use a salt and vinegar chip…..kid..," Hiko replied slowly.
"N-n-o s-sir," the boy shakily replied.
"THEN SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, AND SHUT THAT GOD DAMN HOLE IN YOUR FACE!"
(The force of Hiko's scream was so loud, that it knocked the kid right back into his seat, with all of his hair sticking up as if he got electrocuted. The rest of the audience saw this and quickly threw either chip up, just to get this over with. Okina and Hiko surveyed the crowd, to count the number of chips.)
"Hmm, let's see, one….two….three…" Hiko counted.
"Wait there a sec Hiko, that chip you counted was a potato chip", Okina corrected him.
"No it was a dorito"
"No it was a potato chip"
"Dorito!"
"Potato!"
(The audience then wailed as they are now having another argument, not even finishing the one before. Hiko then pointed a finger at Okina, while barking loudly…)
"LISTEN OKINA, FIRST WE ARGUE ABOUT IF THE OTHER GUY WAS A DRUG ATTIC OR SOMETHIN, THEN WE ARGUE ABOUT THIS GUY ABOUT IF HE'S A PRIEST OR A MONK, AND NOW WERE ARGUING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT DORITO'S AND POTATO CHIPS! "
"WHY DON'T YOU STICK ALL THIS DRUG-OPIUM-PRIEST-MONK-DORITO-POTATO CHIP- CRAP, AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
(The audience's hair was all up, just like the before….who was unconscious at the moment. Okina then laughed like crazy, and so did Hiko. The audience looked at them, as if they crazy. Okina also had his hair up just like the others as well, while saying…..)
"Well, that was our week's number fifteenth song, but stay tune to now who…is number one!"
"Oh…..god…..I think….I'm out of…..breath…"Hiko breathlessly said as he passed out. Okina looked at him and then back at the audience and said….
"Yes, please do stay tune…..but in one piece please…"
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