MTV's Top Twenty countdown
By: Kelli St. Pierre……………………………………….sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin……..
"And welcome back to MTV's Top Twenty Countdown!"
(The audience applauds as all of their snacks were gone. Hiko stood next to Okina as he made said…)
"Well, I least I got to have some sake before we came back to this jack-ass show."
"Well that's good Hiko, now we don't need to worry about your anger problem. Anywa-"
"What do you mean anger problem?" Hiko grunted.
"Oh nothing Hiko, it's just that when you don't have your sake……..you get…..PMS"
"What the fuck! Okina who or what do you think I am! I'm not just some little girl you have in your sick clouded head am I!"
(While Okina and Hiko argue; the audience, once again, sits their and looks back and forth towards one to the other.)
"Of course not Hiko, I would never picture you as a girl"
"And how am I to believe that?"
"Because, you'd be a pretty ugly girl"
"THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A GUY YOU DIP-SHIT!"
(The audience laughs out loud at that and Hiko then has a mischief smile on his face. So Hiko continued on rambling….)
"Unlike you Okina, the woman you probably had sex with last night was probably a guy in disguise!"
"She was not a guy!" Okina defended, "I could clearly see and feel, that it was definitely a woman."
"Are you sure Okina, or were you just feeling yourself then?"
"Ha hah ha hah, real funny Hiko, but if you don't mind I have a show to run thank you!"
"And what do you think we've been doing for the past couple of hours?"
"We've been wasting time that's what. Don't you agree with me audience?"
(The audience all nodded their heads yes and Hiko had to snort. Okina raised his chin high and smile proudly at himself, while Hiko grunted……)
"These people don't even know what the hell a good show is….."
"Anyways, its time I announce this week's fourteenth song!"
"Oh wait Okina" Hiko announced, "Are you sure you want me to get it from your pocket, who knows what else you'll pull from in their…"
(The audience laughed louder this time as okina was mimicking what Hiko said…)
"Okina are sure you want me to get it…..hmm…no thank you Hiko, that won't be necessary."
"Okina, I do not sound like that. You make a crappy version of me"
"Whatever, anyways, its time to announce this week's number fourteenth song!"
(The audience goes wild as Okina reaches in his pocket and pulls out a piece of paper. Okina sees the paper and smiles. Okina announces….)
"Alright, this week's number fourteenth song is………Yumi Komagata with her song called 'Dip it low'!"
(The audience screams loudly as the T.V. pulls up and is on.)
"Finally we have a woman singer", Hiko grunts to himself, "I though we were going to have all guys or guys or even all gay guys on our countdown."
(The T.V shows a woman dancing on a stage with all other girls behind her.)
"Dip it low, pick it up slow….."
(While the video was playing, Okina was mimicking the dance moves they were doing in the video while sing it to himself. Hiko and the audience looked at him and all of them rolled their eyes.)
"I really should get this on camera…" Hiko said.
(The video was then over and the T.V was pulled back as Okina and Hiko took the stage. Okina stood straight and acted like nothing happened back there and announced…..)
"Alright that our week's fourteenth song!"
"Oh I'm sorry Okina, I'm confused, but was the fourteenth song really Yumi, or was it really you back there?"
"Oh no…..it was really yumi. He he he he…."
"Right……o hey, wasn't that chick that mummy's girlfriend or whatever."
"Oh yes she was, she was very loyal to Shishio too."
"Hmm, to me, she's completely wasting her time with that guy. Instead she should be with a man like me, instead of that mummy back there. I mean, come on, who really knows that he's a guy, he could really be a girl"
"Well, I can agree with you there Hiko, but I have to disagree with the whole her being with you thing."
"And why it that?"
"Well because shouldn't she disserve a better man Hiko, like me for instance."
(At this, the ground and Hiko were cracking up laughing. Okina had a confused look on his face as Hiko said to him….)
"Ha hah, you really think that you're the man for her. Okay Okina, I agree with you. Maybe you and her can both dip it low like you were doing before. Ha hah, or maybe she even could pull out all the weird things in your pockets, ha hah ha hah."
"That's not funny Hiko!"
"Oh, well the audience doesn't agree with you Okina."
(Just as Hiko said, they didn't. The audience was cracking up laughing at this. Hiko found this to fun to stop, so he continued on.)
"Alright, how about we ask how the audience feels about this shall we?"
(Everyone's hand was up in a flash. Hiko looked around and had his eyes on a teenage girl who looked eighteen.)
"Alright, you with the big boobs, you can say something."
"Well……….I LOVE YOU HIKO!"
"I know, I know, who doesn't. Anyways, what do you think of Okina and Yumi getting it on."
"Like ew, Okina is way too old for her. Plus, she's way too gorgeous."
"I'm what!", Okina yelled.
"Quiet Okina, Thank you, you may sit down now."
(The girl smiled sweetly and sat back down. Hiko observed the crowd again and found another girl who was instead twenty-five.)
"Alright, you with the big fat ass, you stand up."
(The woman was so happy, that when she got up, the chair went up with her as well. So the woman stood and said, while the chair was still attached to her big butt.)
"He he he, well, I think that Okina is way too perverted and stupid to be with Yumi."
"What? Hey I'll have you know I was a spy one time, and a pretty hot one at that!'
"Yea Okina, and the key word there is was a spy, so shut your pie-hole."
(The lady sat back down and Hiko observed the crowd again. He saw an old lady who looked fifty in the crowd and wondered what the hell a fifty year old woman would be doing on this show. So he asked her.)
"Um, you with the drool hanging out of your mouth."
(The woman didn't say anything but just kept on staring ahead, Hiko couldn't see her eyes since she was wearing black glasses. Hiko raised an eyebrow.)
"Ms. Um…..old lady, are you there."
(The old lady just sat there with drool hanging out. Then the huge gunk of drool then feel to the floor with a slat sound. A loud ew was heard from the audience. Hiko as well looked disgusted as he scrunched his eyes in disgust. But then the women opened her mouth and said….)
"It took me twenty years to find out my husband was gay…."
(Everyone, even Okina, laughed there socks off. The woman just sat there and again started to drool like nothing happened. Hiko laughed and yelled out…)
"Oh hey everyone, Okina I guess now has a lover!
"What? There's no way I'm going out with that old thing!"
"Look who's talking Okina."
(The audience also agreed with Hiko as Okina pouted. Okina grumpily said….)
"Well, that was our week's fourteenth song this week……and stay tune. Hiko do you have anything to say…"
"You all suck cock."