MTV's Top Twenty Countdown
By: Kelli St. Pierre………………….and sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin…….
"Welcome back to MTV's Top Twenty Countdown!"
(The audience applause as Hiko grunts out…….)
"Oh god….during the break I actually had a dream that this wasn't real……guess wishes don't come true…."
"Oh Hiko don't be like that, all wishes come true..," Okina said cheerfully, "You just really need to wish hard that's all. Like on the wizard of Oz when Dorothy wanted to go home."
"Hmmm, Okina, there is no way I'm tapping my toes together and saying….'There's no place like home'…" Hiko replied back to Okina, while Hiko said the last part sarcastically, "I don't care how desperate I am, I'll never do anything such as that……that would be a disgrace to all men…."
"Hmm, I must agree Hiko that would be"
"Oh my god Okina, is this finally something we agree about…."
"Hmm, your sarcasm is amusing Hiko, really, but if you don't mind I have a show to run.."
"Humph….like anyone is watching it…."
(Okina decided to let that one slide as he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and announced…..)
"Alright, so who wants me to announce this week's
(The audience cheered as Hiko had a flag in his hand that said 'woo' on it while saying……..)
"Woo….I'm so excited….."
"Alright this week's number thirteenth song is……….Usui Uonuma with his song called 'A Little Bit'!"
(The audience roared loudly as the same T.V. popped up on the stage, as the video started to come on. While it started, Hiko looked at the guy confused as Okina was trying to act pimp……but wasn't doing it very good. They sang along with the words while some danced. When the video was over, Hiko and Okina took back the stage as the crowd cheered.)
"Well, that was our week's number thirteenth song!" Okina announced as the crowd cheered.
"Hey I have a question" HIko stated.
"And what would that be Hiko?" Okina asked.
"How the hell could that guy see if he was blind?"
"Well Hiko, he can because he has what he calls 'eye of the heart' so that's how he sees so well."
"'Eye of the heart'…..? Who the hell made up that load of shit? He should call it 'eye of the dumbass' to me…."
(The crowd laughed loudly at Hiko's comment, all except for Okina that is….)
"Now, now Hiko, he was a very difficult opponent to beat in battle."
"Yes Okina your right, he does win in his battles…when they say Polo that is" Hiko declared, "The only thing that son of a bitch is good at is playing Marco Polo dam it".
"Now Hiko, don't be rude, you could offend some peoples feelings here you know…."
"Oh come on Okina, what blind person is ever going to come to this crack ass show."
"Me!"
(Everybody looked back towards the back of the stage as a janitor was there. The janitor held his broom his hand while saying…..)
"I come to this station every single day…..cleaning this floor, the chairs….everything. And what do I get in return, I get a nickname, a fucking nickname called 'TBD' which stands for 'The Blind Dude' they call me."
"Damn….you've been on this show for every single day, man I feel bad for you. And here I can't even handle on day…." Hiko said amazed…
"Shhh Hiko, were having a moment here….." Okina silenced him.
"Oh sorry…"
"Anyways, I'm always sick and tired of people judging us janitors just because of our jobs we have. Well I've never told somebody something, but I'm goona tell you somethin. During my job, people think guys like us smoke crack, scratch our asses, go to clubs and get laid, and pick our noses…..Well I'm gonna tell you that I have done of those things,……well, maybe the smoke crack part. But it was only one day!"
(After the janitor said that, he ran out of the stage from the back door. Everyone stood there, all had sad looks on their faces. Hiko stood there when he tilted his head slightly, then looked back at the audience and Okina while he said….)
"Okay, I'd like to say that no one runs more like a girl than he just did.."
(At this, the audience started bursting out laughing. Okina started laughing to as Hiko laughed as well. Okina relaxed from laughing and then had strange face on. Hiko noticed this and looked at him and said…..)
"What the hell is wrong with you gramps. What did you shit your pants or something?"
"No Hiko, it's just that….I lost the microphone…"
(Lots of gasps were heard from the audience as Hiko replied…..)
"So? Why don't you just talk without your microphone?"
"Because Hiko,….. The microphone is my mojo!"
"…..Repeat that?..."
"Hiko, my style, my coolness,…..everything comes from the microphone!"
(Hiko looked at Okina strangely as he replied back….)
"Okina, when were you ever cool or in style?"
"Hiko, there's no time for this, we must find it now!"
(So the to of them went searching for it as the audience looked as well. Okina was beginning to worry as Hiko looked under a box and saw it. He silently kicked it under more and put the box over it to hide it.)
"Have you seen it yet Hiko!" Okina yelled from the other end of the stage.
"Nope, haven't seen it at all", Hiko said sweetly.
(After about ten minutes, Okina finally found the remote and looked over at Hiko and said…)
"Hiko! It was right next to you!"
"Hmm, how odd" Hiko replied smoothly.
(Okina was about to reply back until he saw a piece of paper on the floor. He took it and then laughed his socks off. Hiko was interested and looked at it; Hiko paled. The picture showed Hiko way back when he was in his twenty's with only a pair of pink boxer's on him. He also had a little mustache as well.)
"HA HAH HA HAH, HIKO HAS PINK BOXER'S ON. HAH HA HAH HA AND HE HAS A MUSTACHE TOO!" Okina roared hysterically.
(The crowd also laughed hysterically has Hiko took the picture and put it in one of his deep inside coat pockets. Okina had somewhat calmed himself down as he said……)
"Well..ha….that was our week's number thirteenth song….and ha. Hey Hiko, got a…ha…anything to say…"
(But Hiko wasn't paying attention to Okina but instead had his feet together and his arms at his side. He tapped his shoes together while he said…..)
"There's no place like home….there's no place like home…….with my sake…"