MTV's Top Twenty Countdown
By: Kelli St. Pierre…………………………….sadly I do not own Rurouni Kenshin...
"And welcome back to MTV's Top Twenty Countdown!"
(The fans cheered loudly as they all clapped as well. But the fans stop and suddenly look around cause they realize Hiko isn't here…..)
"Hey! Where's my little Hiko baby!" A girl who was twelve yelled.
"Um, well that's a good question….um…miss" Okina replied.
"Yea, what happen to the sexy man?" A woman yelled from the audience, who looked twenty-one.
"Um, well what are you talking, your sexy man is right here!", Okina said proudly.
"Yea, the day when you're the sexy man, will be the day I blow shit out of my mouth….." The woman replied back.
(Okina was about to say something else until they all heard a loud noise. They looked around wondering what it was, until they saw a big figure walk in and stand right next to Okina.)
"OH MY GOD! HIKO'S BACK!" The twelve year old girl said as she had hearts for eyes. Well, just about all the girls had hearts for eyes as they all looked at Hiko. But Hiko wasn't paying attention to then and said to Okina……
"God Okina, couldn't you at least make good bathrooms here. Its already bad enough that you have a jackass show running, but now you got shitty bathrooms. How the hell is a man supposed to express himself in there……"
"Hmm, whatever you say Hiko…." Okina replied calmly.
(At this Hiko looked around and noticed all the girls looking at him. He moved his eyes to the right, then to the left (His right and left). When he moved his eyes one direction, all the girls on the other side would try and move over, to see his eyes. Hiko finally said….
"What are you all staring at? Do you all have staring problems or something…..?"
(He could hear, and see, all the girls giggling at him. He snorted at this and went back to Okina, while he said softly to himself…..)
"Stupid girls and their PMS, and their hormones or whatever…."
"Anyways…" Okina said loudly, getting slightly annoyed at all the looks at Hiko and not him, "It's time to start this show, with me reading this week's number twelve song!"
(The audience cheered loudly as Okina had already token out a piece of paper. Hiko knew something was up, since Okina had a smile before he even opened it, but he didn't say anything as Okina announced……)
"This weeks number twelfth song is………….none other than Okina, which is me, with my song called…….'We be burinin'!"
(The audience cheered loudly, yet were slightly confused, as the same T.V popped up and rolled onto the stage. The video started as Hiko said softly to Okina……)
"You knew it this whole time didn't you…."
(Okina just smiled an evil smile as Okina was doing his dance moves that were like the videos. The audience saw this and then copied him, so all the people were dancing except Hiko. Hiko looked around here and said to himself……)
"Umm….yea…how about….no."
(The video then was over as they all sat in their seats. Okina ten took back the stage as he announced….)
"And this was this week's number twelfth song!"
(Applause was heard as Okina had his hands up trying to quiet the crowd. Hiko just stood there next to him, yawning away. When Okina finally settled the crowd, he also announced……"
"And today is not over yet! Today is another Double Day!"
(The crowd went ballistic at this as Hiko could only yawn more. Okina quieted the crowd again as he went into his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. Okina announced….)
"Alright, this weeks number eleventh song is………… none other than the Black eyed peas, who are also known as Omasu, Shiro, Kuro, and Okon, with their song called 'Don't funk with me heart'!"
(The audience cheered yet again as the T.V. pulled up and the video started. Hiko knew this was going to be interesting, since these people in the video grew up with Okina. Okina all the while was looking at the video with water in his eyes, as he said quietly to himself….)
"Oh, I've trained them so well….there all grown up…"
"Oh give me a fucking break.." Hiko said softly.
(By now the video was at the part where a woman slapped a man for grabbing another girl's ass. Hiko looked at it and said to Okina…)
"Why the hell did he grab the ugly woman's butt instead of the hot chick that was with him?"
"Well, Hiko, it wasn't that he meant to. It was that he was controlled by the other person …." Okina replied back quietly.
"Sure that's what they all say….."
(By now the video was over as the T.V. was rolled away, as Hiko and Okina took the stage. Okina announced…..)
"And that was our eleventh song!"
"Woo, I don't care…." Hiko said sarcastically.
(But the audience really cheered as they clapped again as well. Okina quieted them down as Hiko said to Okina……)
"Okina, aren't those people the people whom you raised?
"You are correct Hiko, I indeed trained them to be the best ninja's they are" Okina said proudly as he had his chin up.
"Yea, I can tell they were from you just by there dance moves."
"You know what Hiko, you always complain how everyone dances wrong. Why don't you then show us how to dance, if your so good at it…"
(All the girls were practically saying yes as they were leaning way forward on their chairs, with wide eyes and wide open mouths. Hiko just replied back to Okina smoothly….)
"I never said I was good at it…"
(Okina then had his chin down as the girls then looked disappointed, but not until Hiko said softly….)
"But I'll show you…."
(The crowd went wild, or should I say the girls, as Hiko moved up more saw the Audience can see him better.)
"Alright, I'll have you know that this is the stance of the Hitenmisurugi style".
(The girls awed as Okina was starting to regret this. Hiko had his arms out in front of him and parallel to each other as then with a flash Hiko started to dance something that Okina would not have imagined in years……)
"I'm…to sexy for my shirt, my shirt" Hiko said deeply, as the girls were then about to faint. Until Hiko took of his coat and the only thing underneath was a muscle shirt.
"Hiko! There is no stripping on television!" Okina yelled to him.
(But Hiko paid no attention as he continued his dance and he ripped of his muscle shirt, to have his chest bare. The girls then really fainted, as the woman were looking as it they ready to launch out of there seats.)
"Yea, yea, I'm….to sexy for my pants, my pants…"
(Okina had a horror look in his eyes as he saw Hiko reach for his belt at his waist. But the women were exactly the opposite, who had fire in there eyes that looked as if they wanted to rip his pants of as well….)
"HIKO! DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!" Okina roared at him. HIko just smiled at him as he said laughing….
"Please Okina, I was only joking. Did you really think I was going to take my pants off on television. That would be a disgrace to all men…"
"Oh, and what you did now was not a disgrace to men.."
"Nope, its only a disgrace Okina if it doesn't work, but clearly as you see the woman here….I think it worked. Though that's no surprise since I am after all, the master of the Hitenmitsurugi Style."
"Hmm, show off."
"Well don't worry Okina, the only time I really do that is went I fucking screw a chick."
(Okina closed his eyes tightly as he had images in his head and wanted them to go very badly. Hiko all the while was smiling as the woman wanted his autograph. The girls would have asked to, if they were awake since their still fainted.)
"Well, that was our week's number not only twelfth, but eleventh as well! But you must stay tune, cause next up, will be the top ten!"
"You know what, for once, I actually enjoyed being here" Hiko said, as a woman was giving him a back rub……and still with his shirt off…….
Okay, so after this chap., then the new is comin up so now the people who have already read this and all, the next chappie is the real new one. I'm real sorry for the trouble i have cause and i hope you all dont kill me. So i hop i have reviews from u all and stay tune for the top ten!...:)