V. INT. HIPPIE MOBILE

DENISE, DANIELLE and RACHEL are sitting around in the back of the van plotting. They have a map in the centre of their circle.

DENISE
(points to the marked dot on the map)
Okay. This is where Todd Gaines lives. Now if we want to get
there, we're going to have to take this route.

DANIELLE
Since you drove us this far, Rachel and I will take the wheel
from here and let you get some much-needed sleep.

DENISE
All righty. Let's roll, chikaz!

(DANIELLE goes up the drivers seat)

DANIELLE
Uhh, Dee? How do I start the car?

(DENISE crawls under the steering wheel and lifts up the mat. They keys are there.)

RACHEL
You know, from here that looks so wrong.

DANIELLE
What?

RACHEL
Denise looks like she's... doing something to you.

(DENISE is shocked as hits her head on the bottom part of the steering wheel)

DENISE
OW! SHIT!

DANIELLE
Rachel, you were never this sick minded before.

RACHEL
You and Denise have corrupted me. I am no longer the innocent
child I was before.

DENISE
Innocent my ass...

(DENISE gets out from beneath the steering wheel and hands the keys to DANIELLE. DENISE goes to the back and sees RACHEL holding her Robbie-Kins plushie and cuddling it and poking its nose)

DENISE
One of these days, Rachel, I'm going to take that plushie and
throw it out the van window.

RACHEL
You wouldn't!

DENISE
You're right, I wouldn't. I was just joking around with you.

(RACHEL lets out a sigh of relief)

DANIELLE
So where are we headed?

DENISE
I'll sit up front and tell you the directions.

(DENISE crawls back up to the front and sits in the passenger seat with the map)

(RACHEL crawls up and sits between DANIELLE and RACHEL on the floor)

DENISE
Turn right on Fairweather... right up there.

(DANIELLE turns)

(On the left side of the street there is a large mansion)

RACHEL
Wow... he lives there?

DENISE
Ummm... no, he lives there.
(points to a run-down shack)

RACHEL
Oh.

VI. EXT. BREAKING IN It's nighttime. DENISE, DANIELLE and RACHEL are sneaking around Todd's shack. DENISE peers into the nearest window and can see him sleeping in bed. He's moving around a lot. Wait... he's not sleeping! lol

(DENISE signals RACHEL and DANIELLE toward her)

RACHEL
Why is he moving around so much?

DENISE
He's probably with his girlfriend or something...
(jealous)
God damnit. Makes me want him more.
(runs toward the door with RACHEL and DANIELLE following)

(DENISE gets to the door first and is about to use her credit card to open the door when she realizes it's already open when she pushes against it)

(DANIELLE shrugs)

RACHEL
Yuck. It smells like guy.

DANIELLE
As opposed to... gay guy?

RACHEL
Yeah, they smell perdy!

(DENISE walks slowly into the room. She jumps on top of the thrashing object in the bed)

DEINSE
TURN ON THE LIGHTS!

(RACHEL quickly finds the light switch and turns on the lights)

(The thrashing object starts whimpering)

DANIELLE
What the hell?

(DENISE gets off of the bed and uncovers the sheets. The object was just a dog)

RACHEL
Were you trying to rape the dog?

DENISE
No. I thought Todd was here.

DANIELLE
(points to the corner)
He's right there.

(TODD is in the corner curled up in a ball)

DENISE
(speechless)

DANIELLE
(freaking out)
What's the plan?!

DENISE
He's... so... CUTE!!!!
(waves hand at them)
Go away so I can tap him now!!!

RACHEL
Ewww...

DANIELLE
How about we get him in the van and then you can tap him?

DENISE
Fine...

(DENISE and DANIELLE walk slowly toward TODD and attempt to tie him up and blindfold him)

(RACHEL stands away)

DENISE
You gunna help tie him up?

RACHEL
NO! I'LL GET BOY COOTIES!!!

(TODD starts to wake up)

TODD
(mumbles something)

DENISE
Shit! Hurry up Danielle. Are you almost done with tying the
blindfold?

DANIELLE
Done. Let's carry him out.

(DANIELLE and DENISE drag him out while RACHEL looks on and follows closely behind)

VII. INT HIPPIE VAN DENISE is sleeping on the bed next to TODD. RACHEL is driving. They're next plan is to kidnap KAI and ROBERT. DANIELLE finds a pair of pink fuzzy handcuffs in the glove compartment.

DANIELLE
Hey Rachel. Look what I found.

RACHEL
YES! PINK! You know what would be funny? If we handcuffed Todd
and Dee together.

DANIELLE
You read my mind.

(RACHEL pulls the van over)

(DANIELLE and RACHEL giggle quietly as they tie TODD and DENISE together)

[In the morning...]

(DENISE wakes up and is about to put her hand to her forehead when she realizes her hand feels like it's attached to something. She pulls it up and is able to put her hand on her forehead, but she feels another hand on her boob. DENISE'S eyes shoot open and she realizes she's handcuffed to TODD) (TODD starts to wake up and screams when he can't see)

TODD
I'm fucking blind!

DENISE
No you're not, you imbecile.

(DENISE takes off TODD'S blindfold)

TODD
Who the fuck are you?

DENISE
No need for the constant profanity. I'm Denise. I kidnapped you
last night. Apparently, Rachel and Danielle decided to play a
prank and handcuff us together.
(looks around)
Where are they anyway?

TODD
What?

DENISE
(sigh)
Why must the hot one's always be stupid?

(DANIELLE enters the van through the driver's side; RACHEL enters through the passenger's side. RACHEL carries the food in and sets it between the seats)

RACHEL
You guys hungry?

DENISE
(clears throat)
Can someone please get the handcuffs off? I wanted to kidnap
him, not kidnapped with him.

DANIELLE
Oh, we don't have the keys.

DENISE
Excuse me? You don't have the keys to un-cuff us?

DANIELLE
(smiles)
Nope.

DENISE
Guys, this isn't funny.

RACHEL
Yes... yes it is... now, whom shall we kidnap next? I vote Robby-
kins!

DANIELLE
Robert it is. Then we'll pick up Kai.

TODD
What the hell are you girls doing? Kidnapping random people?

DENISE
No. We're kidnapping guys we think are hot.

TODD
Everyone thinks I'm hot. I'm a hotness machine!

DANIELLE
Uhhhh no.

(DANIELLE hands DENISE and TODD their food. It's McDonalds.)

TODD
How the fuck am I supposed to eat with one hand?

DANIELLE
Get Denise to help you.

(DENISE makes her eyebrows go up and down)