Authors Note: I've forgotten Roman Numerals so I'm just going to go with Numbers for the scenes lol. Also I've lost interest in Todd Gaines (He's not one of the BEST chars Timothy has played.) So I've switched... we're moving on an kidnapping SPIKE SPIEGEL... it's better that way cuz then we'll all have our anime lovers and everyone will be happy...SO BE HAPPY!!!!! . lol.

Disclaimer: I don't own Spike Spiegel, Robert Jurgen, Kai Hiwitari, or Duo. But, of course, I do own Rachel, Denise, Danielle and Steph. (Well... not Steph... she owns me -- lol)

8. INT. HIPPIE VAN

DENISE, DANIELLE, RACHEL and TODD are sitting in the hippie van... bored out of their minds.

DENISE
(moves closer to TODD)
Hey guys... you know what I think we should do?

RACHEL
Go home while we still have a chance?

DENISE
Naw... I think we should kick Todd out of the van as it's moving...

DANIELLE
Hey, not a bad idea.

DANIELLE walks to the drivers side and starts up the van.

TODD
Hey! Why me?

DENISE
Because you're not putting out.

TODD
Well you never asked.

RACHEL and DANIELLE look on interestingly.

RACHEL
Isn't that sweet? They're having they're first fight as a couple.

DENISE stops talking a moment, throwing a pillow at RACHEL'S head. Turning to TODD again, DENISE continues.

DENISE
You know... that's the lamest excuse I've ever heard in my entire life as a sexually deprived teenager.

TODD
(shrugs)
Deal with it.

DENISE grins, looking to DANIELLE and RACHEL.

DENISE
Oh... I'll take care of it.

Moments later, TODD finds himself outside of the van and still in pink fuzzy handcuffs. The girls drive away.

DENISE
Ugh... what was I THINKING?!

DANIELLE
You weren't.

DENISE flops on the bed, crossing her arms. RACHEL sits beside her.

RACHEL
We can always find you a perfect ANIME man... you know they're much better than the real life bums.

DENISE
(nods)
Hmmm... I think I know exactly who we'll get.

RACHEL and DANIELLE give each other a worried look.

DANIELLE
So then, who's next on our kidnap list?

DENISE
(grins evily)
Spike Spiegel... from Cowboy Bebop.

RACHEL lifts an eyebrow slowly. DANIELLE looks confused.

RACHEL
Isn't Spike dead?

DENISE
(pouts, crossing her arms)
HE IS NOT! Anyway... I can always bring him back to life.

DANIELLE
Dee... you can't bring the dead back to life.

DENISE
(pouts more)
You guys are such party poopers! I can so bring Spike back to life. This is my story and I'm typing it up so anything is possible in my alternate universe so anyone who thinks otherwise can shove it!

DANIELLE
(cocks an eyebrow)
Whoa...
(looks to Rachel)
I think we should just go.

RACHEL nods in agreement. DENISE smiles happily.

9. EXT. CEMETARY

Once again, the tremendous trio (A/N: Yeah... that's right... we're tremendous.) are wearing classic black clothing as they scurry though the cemetery.

RACHEL stops a moment, putting her hands on her hips.

RACHEL
Why are we sneaking around in a cemetery? I mean these people are dead! It's not like they'll come out and catch us grave robbing.

DENISE
(pats RACHEL'S back, pushing her slightly so she moves along)
Rachel... this is my alternate universe... anything can happen.

RACHEL gives a look of fear as she continues on, holding tightly to the collar of DANIELLE'S black shirt.

DANIELLE
(struggles to breath)
I..ca...n..'t... bree....the...

RACHEL lets go of her collar.

RACHEL
Huh?

DANIELLE
(yells loudly)
I SAID I CAN'T BREATHE!

RACHEL
(cowers)
I'm sorry...

DENISE walks up behind RACHEL to frighten her.

DENISE
GUYS! Could you keep it down? We're trying NOT to wake the dead... remember?

RACHEL is scared... she grabs DENISE and DANIELLE'S arms and squeezes them tightly.

RACHEL
I'm too young to die!

DANIELLE and DENISE roll their eyes.

The trio reach the grave of SPIKE. DENISE kneels down, brushing away invisible dirt from the tombstone.

DANIELLE
(leans to RACHEL)
Uhm... what the hell is she doing?

RACHEL
I think she's trying to become one with her future lover's dead body.

DENISE
(turns around)
Hello! I'm trying to become one with my future lover's dead body! Little privacy? Maybe some quiet?

DANIELLE and RACHEL nod, moving away from DENISE and her beloved future lover's dead corpse.

DENISE
(closing her eyes)
I know you're dead... but I'm sure you're not... really dead... you know, you being Spike and all. You're like a cat for Christ sake. I mean you've survived before... just cuz that whore Julia is dead, doesn't mean you can't move on... you know what I mean?

DENISE stares blankly at the tombstone... expecting a response. A figure begins to walk in, watching DENISE as she speaks to the tombstone.

DENISE
(sighs deeply)
Holy crap... I can't believe I'm talking to a damn tombstone.

The figure turns out to be SPIKE. DENISE hears a figure coming behind her, but she ignores it for the moment.

SPIKE
I can't believe you're talking to my tombstone either... you're worst than Faye.

DENISE spins around quickly, stumbling a bit to her feet.

DENISE
Oh my god... Spike?

SPIKE
(jams his hands in his pockets)
That's me. You thought I was dead right?

DENISE
Yeah... but I knew you couldn't really be dead. Cuz you're just you.

SPIKE
What is THAT supposed to mean?

DENISE stops talking, immediately moving closer to SPIKE, noticing that DANIELLE and RACHEL we're heading back toward them.

DENISE
(smiles)
You have nowhere to go. Come with me, Spike!

SPIKE
I don't even know who you are!

DENISE
(grins)
I have foooooooooood.

SPIKE
Hell, take me with you!

SPIKE and DENISE walk over to DANIELLE and RACHEL. RACHEL begins jumping up and down madly.

RACHEL
(screeches)
Oh mah gawd! It's SPIKE FROM COWBOY BEBOP!

DENISE
(glares to RACHEL)
He's mine... you can have your Robbie-kins okay?

RACHEL pulls out the Robbie-kins bear from out of nowhere and begins to hold it like a baby.

RACHEL
You're my cute wittle Robbie-kins. Yes you are. YES you are.

SPIKE begins to slowly back away. DENISE pulls him back.

DENISE
Don't worry about Rachel... she just has... issues... and a really WEIRD obsession with Anime.

DANIELLE
Denise and I are the only SANE ones.

DENISE
(laughs)
Sure Danielle... 'sane'.

The quartet (hey... gimme a break. I'm not going to name all the damn chars just so there . ) head back to the Hippie Van.

10. INT. HIPPIE VAN

SPIKE and DENISE sit on the bed talking whilst RACHEL and DANIELLE sit in the front, RACHEL driving.

SPIKE
(cocks an eyebrow)
What's that smell?

DENISE
That was my last boyfriend... Todd... although I wouldn't call him a boyfriend... more a piece of trash.

SPIKE
I'll remember NOT to piss you off...

DENISE
Damn right. You remember that.

SPIKE
Only if you remember not to piss ME off.

DENISE
(raises her hands)
No worries there. I don't want my ass kung-foo'd.

DENISE smiles, sliding off the bed and moving over to DANIELLE and RACHEL.

DENISE
Hey guys, how about we stop by and pick up Steph.

DANIELLE
(nods)
Sure. Who are we going to kidnap for her though?

DENISE thinks a moment... who is Steph madly in love with Anime wise...

DENISE
Duo from Gundam Wing.

11. EXT. STEPH'S HOUSE

The quartet (SPIKE/DENISE/DANIELLE/RACHEL) are waiting outside STEPH'S house. She comes out, but she's not alone. Walking beside her, luggage in hand, is DUO. DENISE, DANIELLE and RACHEL look on wide eyed.

DENISE
Hey, how did he get here so fast?

STEPH
Duo's, like, my lover. We met at the supermarket a few weeks ago.

RACHEL
(lifts an eyebrow)
Supermarket?

STEPH
Okay... we met at the drug store...

DANIELLE, RACHEL and DENISE exchange looks.

STEPH
OKAY... we met on a street corner when Duo mistook me for a penny whore...

DENISE
(shrugs)
It happens...

DUO
(waves with his free hand)
Hello.

SPIKE moves to DENISE'S side, leaning to speak to her.

SPIKE
What's going on?

DENISE
Steph and Duo are joining our road trip.

DENISE looks to SPIKE... thinks to herself, 'God he's hot.' She has the sudden urge to grab him by the collar and kiss him. But... she doesn't.

Once everyone's in the Van, they're off again.

12. INT. HIPPIE VAN

Space in the van is starting to dwindle. SPIKE and DENISE now officially have the bed. DANIELLE and RACHEL get the front seats and STEPH and DUO sit on the floor, occasionally switching places with SPIKE and DENISE.

RACHEL
We're starting to run out of room. Think we'll fit my Robbie-kins and Kai in here?

DENISE
Of course we can...

The van goes silent for a moment as no one knows what else to say.

DENISE can't stop looking at SPIKE... although he doesn't seem to show a lot of 'interest' in her... she could change that.

STEPH and DUO prod each other boredly with stick they'd found outside.

DANIELLE and RACHEL watch the road for a moment... when they notice two familiar figures standing out at the beach...

RACHEL
STOP THE VAN DANIELLE IT'S ROBBIE-KINS!

-End Scene-

Authors Note: Yup... gunna stop it there... lol. Hope you enjoyed instalment 3 of The Multiple Kidnapping Road Trip. I'll be writing more now because I've become bored with my life and need an escape! Lol. Stay tuned!