Chapter 2: Joey Arrives

Beavis and Butthead gave up watching TV because there were no infomercials that they could make fun of. They turned it off and walked out of their house and waited for Joey outside.

"So, uh, when do you think that dude's going to get here?" Beavis asked.

"He said an hour, butt munch!" Butthead yelled.

"Oh yeah, heh heh," Beavis said. "But let's see, if he lives in the South, and we're in New Mexico, then how can he get here in only an hour?"

"Uh…I don't know. Huh huh," Butthead said.

An hour passed, and Beavis and Butthead still stood outside. They almost forgot that they were waiting for Joey to show up. Then, a pretty girl that Beavis and Butthead admired named Kimberly walked by. Kimberly had nice light brown hair and often had short jean skirts. She also had felt shirts that were sometimes a little revealing. Beavis and Butthead turned their attention to Kimberly.

"What are you guys doing out here just standing here?" Kimberly asked. "You've been standing there for at least ten minutes."

"Uh…I don't know," Butthead said. "Huh huh. But I know something else that's standing right now," he added.

"Yeah, me too," Beavis said.

Kimberly threw her hands up in the air and walked away. "You guys are sick and disgusting!" Beavis and Butthead continued to snicker. That is, until they heard a loud roaring noise of a big truck. The truck whooshed down the street and suddenly came to a halt at Beavis's house. The truck was blue and looked like a Junker. It had tires that were about 20 feet high, and then, a short boy in a blue shirt jumped down from the truck. "Agh!" he screamed as he fell from the truck. He smashed into the street. He was motionless, but Beavis and Butthead just stood there and didn't do anything. After a while, the boy got up and walked around his truck and went to Beavis and Butthead.

The boy was a little taller than Beavis and Butthead, but their hairstyles were so big and puffy that it made it seem that they were taller than him. The boy had faded blue jeans and a big silver belt buckle, and he had heavy brown boots. "Are you guys Beavis and Butthead?" the boy asked.

"Uh…he's Butthead, and I'm Beavis," Butthead said.

"Ha, ha, ha," Joey laughed. "Anyway, I'm Joey. You know, you called me and asked if I could come stay for a while."

"Oh, yeah, that dude," Beavis said. "Hey, Joey."

"Dude, you must have gone pretty fast to get here from the South in just an hour," Butthead commented.

"Yep. You guys don't even want to know how fast I was going," Joey said.

"Anyway, uh, welcome," Butthead said. "See that hot chick over there? That's Kimberly."

"Dang, she is hot," Joey said as he gazed at Kimberly. Beavis and Butthead snickered as annoyingly as ever.

Suddenly, Kimberly shot a look at the three, and she stormed back over. "What is it with you guys?" she snapped. "Why can't you just leave me alone? And now you've got a third person in the group! You're probably going to teach him to be as foul and stupid as you!" Kimberly walked away.

"Do the three of you have problems?" Joey asked.

"Yeah, but that's just the way chicks are," Beavis said. "You've just got to live with it."

"I think you ought to apologize," Joey said.

Beavis and Butthead did not seem to hear Joey. "Come on, dude, let's go inside," Beavis said. He dragged Joey into the house. "So like, this is the living room," Beavis said, showing Joey the living room.

"Yeah, huh huh, and here's the TV," Butthead said, showing off the TV.

"Nice," Joey said. "What do you guys like to do?"

"There's lots of stuff we like to do," Beavis said. "Like, uh, you know, spank the monkey, stare at chicks, and stuff."

"Anything else?" Joey asked.

"We watch TV," Butthead said.

"And?" Joey asked.

"Goof off," Beavis said.

"And?" Joey asked.

"Dude, shut up already," Butthead said, slapping Joey in the cheek.

"Let's watch more TV," Beavis said.

"Yeah, huh huh, TV," Butthead said.

"What do you guys like to watch?" Joey asked.

"Infomercials and music videos," Beavis said. By now, Joey was convinced that Beavis and Butthead were total morons. He thought that they seemed to have many social problems and other issues as well. He wouldn't be surprised if they were dropouts.

"Hey, let's go to Mr. Anderson's house," Butthead said. "Huh huh."

"Who's Mr. Anderson?" asked Joey.

"That old guy that lives next door," Beavis said. "Heh heh heh heh," he snickered.

Joey followed Beavis and Butthead next door to Mr. Anderson's house. They waited on his sidewalk. Mr. Anderson was still cutting his grass. "Hey, Mr. Anderson. Check this out. We met this new dude," Beavis said.

Mr. Anderson stopped his mower and walked over to Beavis, Butthead, and Joey. Mr. Anderson looked a lot like Hank Hill from the TV show King of the Hill except he was bald, a little fatter, and looked older. He also wore a hat. "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the mower. What were you saying?" he asked. His voice even resembled Hank's voice as well.

"Heh heh," Beavis said. "We met some new dude. Heh heh heh."

"Yeah…huh huh huh huh," Butthead said.

"Well, what's your name, boy?" Mr. Anderson asked.

"Joey," Joey said.

"Well, Joey, you seem like a fine young fellow. Maybe you ought to teach these two idiots some manners. Why just last week, Beehive and Bunghead, or whatever they call themselves, were stealing spray-paint from my tool shed and using it to spray their hair!"

"I'll try, sir," Joey said. Beavis and Butthead dragged Joey back to Beavis's house.