Chapter 3: The Truck Ride
Beavis, Butthead, and Joey were back at Beavis's house. They were all bored and did not know what to do.
"So, what do you guys want to do now?" Joey asked.
"Nothing, I guess. Huh huh," Butthead said.
"Yeah. Heh heh heh," Beavis agreed.
"How about going for a ride in my truck?" Joey asked.
"Uh…okay. Huh huh," Butthead said.
The three boys went back outside to Joey's truck. "How are you supposed to get up there?" Beavis asked.
"Huh, you said 'up there'," chuckled Butthead.
"Shut up, bunghole!" Beavis said, and shoved him.
"Don't push me," Butthead said, shoving Beavis.
"Guys, stop. All you have to do is climb up the tire treads, and then, you'll get to the cab," Joey said, getting on the other side of the truck. He climbed up the tire treads and made it to the top of the tire. He opened the truck door and climbed inside the truck. Joey then shut the truck door and scooted over to the side to open the door for Beavis and Butthead. Beavis and Butthead eventually made it up, and they climbed into the truck interior. Butthead shut the door.
The inside of the truck was dark brown, and the upholstery was badly falling apart. Some sections were even stapled back in place. The steering wheel had a cow leather cover, and there were fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror, which was not adjusted properly.
Joey started the truck, and the truck made a very loud noise. It was so loud that it was impossible to hear anything but the motor. Joey shifted gears, and the truck made even more noise. Lots of smoke bellowed out from behind. Joey then mashed the accelerator, and the truck screeched and took off.
"Huh huh. This is cool," Butthead said.
"And it gets even cooler," Joey said. Joey switched some gears, and suddenly, the truck popped a wheelie.
"Whoa. That was cool. Huh huh," Butthead said.
"Yeah," Beavis said. "Heh heh."
Joey turned on the C.B. radio that dangled from the ceiling, and he picked up the microphone. "This is Trucker Joe calling the Hot Wheeler. I'm about to put the hammer down and shift the large car into big hole," Joey said.
"Heh heh, he said 'big hole'," Beavis snickered.
"Shut up, dumba$$!" Butthead said.
"Yeah, anyway, Hot Wheeler, I got two guys riding with me in my large car," Joey said.
"That's a 10-4, Trucker Joe," a fuzzy voice said.
"Yeah, I'm about to make this a triple digit ride," Joey said. "I'm going to back out." Joey turned off his C.B. radio, and then, he shifted the gear, which made a loud clunking noise when it shifted to the highest gear. The truck roared louder than ever before, and Joey mashed the accelerator. Beavis and Butthead watched the speedometer as the truck went from 70 to 80 to 90, to 100, and finally, to 110.
Beavis and Butthead suddenly played the air guitar. "Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh!"
As Joey drove, he nearly crunched some cars and houses that were in his path. Joey was aware of that. "I'd better stop and drive back," he said, immediately slowing his speed and going back to Beavis's house. Then, when they got back, Beavis, Butthead, and Joey jumped out of the truck and crashed on the ground. They remained there for a while, but got up later and went inside the house.