Chapter 5: Bunghole Goes to School

The next day was Sunday, but for some reason, Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole (Joey) didn't wake up. Perhaps they were too tired from the bizarre occurrences from the day before. Nevertheless, they slept on Sunday, and they woke up again on Monday, just in time for school.

Beavis had gotten over his "Cornholio" stage at this point, and he looked around in shock and wondered why he was atop Mr. Anderson's tool shed. He quickly jumped down and ran off before Mr. Anderson saw him, if he hadn't seen him already. Beavis ran back to his house, where he saw Butthead and Bunghole (Joey) sleeping.

"Hey, Butthead, Joey, wake up!" Beavis shook them both.

Butthead slowly woke up. "Don't touch me, a$$ wipe," he said groggily.

Bunghole (Joey) woke up as well. "What is it, Beavis?"

"I heard that Kimberly's going to school today. Heh heh," Beavis said.

"So?" Butthead said.

"Let's go to school so we can like…see her and stuff. Heh heh heh heh heh," Beavis said.

"Oh yeah. Huh huh huh huh huh," Butthead said.

"Ha ha ha ha ha," Bunghole (Joey) laughed.

"I like your laugh, dude," Beavis said to Bunghole.

"Yeah. Huh huh. He's part of our group now. His name is Bunghole," Butthead said. "Now all we have to do is get him a heavy metal T-shirt, and he'll be complete."

The three of them snickered as they walked out of the house and went to the bus stop, which was at the nearest intersection a few houses down from Beavis's house. They snickered constantly without giving it up. The other students waiting at the bus stop were getting very annoyed by all the pointless snickering.

"Guys, shut up!" one student said. "Who's that new dude?"

"This is Bunghole. Heh heh heh," Beavis snickered.

"Hey. I'm Bunghole. Ha ha ha ha," Joey said.

The other students seemed freaked out, and they just did their best to ignore the trio. Soon, the bus arrived, and everyone boarded.

"Hey, Butthead, Bunghole, let's sit by Kimberly in the back," Beavis said. "Heh heh heh heh heh."

The trio walked to the back of the bus and gathered around Kimberly, who was wearing a pretty yellow blouse. They snickered as they gazed at her. Kimberly realized that she was being watched, and so she looked around and jumped when she saw Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole staring and snickering at her.

"What is wrong with you idiots?" she snapped. "Why can't you just leave me alone and act like human beings?"

"Uh…I don't know," Butthead said. "Huh huh."

"Hey, you're that dude I saw yesterday," Kimberly said to Bunghole. "What's your name?"

"My name is Bunghole. Ha ha ha," Joey snickered.

Kimberly sighed. "I've had it with you guys."

Stewart suddenly came up to Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole. "Hey, guys. I'm sorry that I couldn't hang out with you yesterday. I was with my buds in the youth group. Hey, I see you've got a new friend in your crew. What's your name?" Stewart said.

"Bunghole. Ha ha ha," Joey snickered hysterically.

"I can see you fit right in," Stewart sighed, taking a seat away from the trio. Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole snickered the rest of the way to school.

Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole got off the bus and entered the mid-sized school called Highland High. Highland High had a median with green grass and bushes in the center of the pavement with the school sign and American flag. The school itself was painted yellow and had a lot of windows. There were several sidewalks that led to the cement staircase.

Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole walked down the hall to their homeroom class with Mr. Van Driessen. Beavis and Butthead took their seats in the back of the room as usual, but Bunghole was out of luck. "Where am I going to sit?" asked Bunghole (Joey).

"Uh…just get Kimberly's desk and drag it back here," Butthead said. "Uh huh huh huh."

"Yeah. Heh heh. That way, she'll have to sit on her butt, and we can get a closer look at it," said Beavis.

Instantly, the three of them started snickering, and Bunghole dragged the desk back with Beavis and Butthead. Bunghole took a seat, and they continued to snicker. At that moment, a girl with dark brown hair and glasses turned around and looked at the trio with a serious face. "You guys will never learn. You should just grow up."

"Daria, you'll never score. Uh huh huh," Butthead said.

Kimberly walked into the room and noticed that her desk was gone. She went up to Mr. Van Driessen. "Mr. Van Driessen, my desk is gone," she said.

Mr. Van Driessen stood up. "Class, may I have your attention for a moment, please?" he asked. The class slowly stopped talking, but many kept chattering. "Excuse me, class? Just a minute of your time, please?" The class stopped talking. "Thank you. Does anybody know where Kimberly's desk is?" Nobody seemed to know. Just then, Mr. Van Driessen spotted Joey in the back of the classroom. "Wait a minute, who's that young man back there?"

"This is Bunghole!" announced Beavis. "Eh heh heh heh."

"That's right," Joey said. "I'm Bunghole!"

"Well…Bunghole…can you give Kimberly her desk back?" Mr. Van Driessen asked.

"Uh…no," Joey said. "Beavis, Butthead, and I want to see her butt."

"What?" snapped Kimberly.

"Come on, guys, let Kimberly have her desk back. If you don't I'll be forced to send the three of you to the principal," Mr. Van Driessen said.

"Going to the principal is fun. Mr. McVicar is always easy to push around. Heh heh," Beavis snickered.

"Yeah, just give us some detention. We don't care," Bunghole said.

The next thing they knew, Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole were sitting in front of Principal McVicar and snickering their heads off.

"Y-you know, I've had enough of t-this behavior!" stuttered McVicar. "And who's this? I've never even seen him here before. It looks like you've corrupted another perfectly good member of society!"

"Uh…why are you all twittery and stuff? Ha ha ha ha ha," Bunghole said.

McVicar struggled to think of a comeback, and Butthead said, "He's always like that. It just makes it more fun to tease him. Huh huh."

"Yeah, let's just leave school and go to the arcade or something," Beavis said. The three of them walked out of the principal's office.

"Uhhhh…uhhhh…get back here! All of you!" McVicar said.

The boys just ignored him, though, and left the school. They all snickered…that is until they ran into Bradley Buzzcut!