Answering machines!

This week is...(drumroll please!)...Gaara's answering machine!

Gaara's message:

Hello. Welcome to the devil's answering machine. Please, DON'T leave a message. If you want to get killed, please, do so leave a message. Oh ya, if you are Kankuro or Temari, the puppets are dead and your fan is in the garbage can. If this is my father, don't even bother to leave a message because you can speak to me in person. (Someone screams in the background) SHUT UP, I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU! Whoops! Did I say that? (Laughs nervously) Anyways...BYE! (beep)

Message #1:

(Temari) What? Why is it in the garbage can? What did you do to it? Oh that's it! Your gourd it going to be dumped! Oh ya, I am so telling dad! (In the background) DAD! GAARA DUMPED MY FAN IN THE GARBAGE CAN! (beep)

Message #2:

(Kankuro) Oh well. I am making new puppets anyways. One of their names is named after y-OW! (Temari, beside him says, oh what the fuck just happened now?) Nothing...(beep)

Message #3:

(Gai) Please, do kill me! No one thinks I am "cool"! They think I am weird! Even Lee thinks so! (cries) (beep)

Message #4:

(Naruto) Oh, Hi! It's me, Naruto, the GREATEST Hokage of the time. I was just wondering if you will treat me to ramen. If you can't then maybe we can train! BYE! (beep)

Message #5:

(N.K.N A.K.A Author) Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Ummmm...I was wondering if...um...NEVERMIND! (In the background; "Honey, you're never going to get him to like you if you won't ask!") MOM! Don't say that so loud! He can probaly hear it! mumbles Sorry. Mom is exxagerating. If you just HAPPEN to hear what she said, ignore it.So...bye! (beep)

Message #6:

(Sakura) Uhh..h-hi. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I AM HERE TO ONLY ASK YOU IF YOU HAD SEEN SASUKE! If you know where he is, please call me! Bye! (beep)

Message #7:

(Ino) If that forehead-girl (A.K.A Sakura)just called, don't tell her where Sasuke is. TELL ME. If you won't, you will not see tomorrow! Understand? Bye! (beep)

Message #8:

(Shikamaru) Hi. I was wondering if you can tell Temari that I am...uhh...meeting her at the Mall tomorrow. I didn't want to tell her myself'cuz it's to troublesome. If she forgets, tell her, also, that she can call me. bye. (beep)

Message #9:

(Sasuke)Hi! Please! Hide me away from Sakura and Ino! They're after me! Help m-AHHHHHHHHH! (Muffled voices and a squeal are heard) (beep)

Message #10:

(some mad fangirl)HELLO!OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS GAARA'S ANSWER MACHINE! (Squeals and an evil laugh!) This is an advantage! I will rule the world with Gaara! MUHAHAHAHAH! (beep)

Message #11:

(N.K.N) Sorry! It's me again! Umm...I was wondering if you have any plans this weekend, if you do, that's okay. If you don't, call me and we can go out or something...BYE! (beep)

Message #12:

(Neji) When will we battle again? I was wondering maybe 12:00 p.m. this Saturday. Whoever loses, has to face Sakura and Ino's wrath of screaming. I will be SO sure that I will not lose! (beep)

Message #13:

(Haku) Yes! I am back from the dead! HAHAHA! Zabuza...I must save him...and...oh...ya...Happy "Early" Birthday! (beep)

Author's Note

This is dedicated to all who reviewed in my new fanfiction series! Esspecially, 13thShadowKnight! She's so awesome!

-N.K.N Thanks and do some R&R for a change!