Chapter 6: Vandalism
"Just what the h-ll do you delinquents think you're doing?" shouted Buzzcut.
"Uh…we're like, ditching school, and stuff, I guess," Butthead said. "Uh huh huh huh huh."
"Yeah. Heh heh. We're just going to the arcade," Beavis said. Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole walked away from Bradley Buzzcut.
"Get your sorry a$$es back here at once!" he shouted.
"No way, we've got better things to do," Beavis said. "Heh heh." They all walked off, and then, they began running just in case Buzzcut ran after them, which he did.
"Get back here!" shouted Buzzcut. But the trio did not listen to him. They kept running for the arcade. Suddenly, they came to an intersection. Many cars were traveling in the opposite direction of the crosswalk. The "don't walk" sign was lit.
"Hey, Beavis, Butthead, let's jump on one of those cars and see if we can lose him," Bunghole (Joey) said.
"Huh huh, good thinking, Bunghole," Butthead said.
"I don't know, guys. Heh heh. Those cars are pretty fast," Beavis stated.
"Don't be a wuss, Beavis," Butthead said.
"Let's just jump across real fast," Bunghole said. He tried it himself, but it did not work quite as well as he planned. He skidded off the roof of the car and landed in the street right in front of another car that was speeding toward him. "Aagh!" Bunghole yelled. He quickly got up and darted across the road. As the car screeched to a stop, Beavis and Butthead darted across quickly too. Unfortunately for Buzzcut, the car moved again after Beavis and Butthead crossed. The trio had successfully escaped Buzzcut. Now, they were on their way to the arcade.
The inside of the arcade was dark, and the only things that lit it up were the glowing lights of the games. "What should we do first? Heh heh?" Beavis asked.
"Let's play the Atari racing game thing," Butthead said. "Huh huh. That's always fun."
"Me first. Ha ha," Bunghole said. "I've never played here before."
"No way, a$$ wipe," Butthead said. "I'm going first."
"Hey, no fair. You went first last time!" Beavis said. "Nobody's playing first except me!"
"Oh yeah?" Butthead said. "Last time we were here, you hogged all my turns."
As Beavis and Butthead were arguing, Bunghole (Joey) sneaked away and inserted two quarters. He was excited as he floored the car and made it go faster and faster. Of course, it wasn't anywhere near exciting as it was for him to drive his truck. When the game ended, Bunghole turned and noticed that Beavis and Butthead were still arguing. From what he could tell, they were now arguing about who was taller and who weighed more. Obviously, they'd forgotten all about the game, so Bunghole took advantage of the opportunity to play games until he was gamed out.
Seven hours later, Bunghole decided to stop playing, and he saw that Beavis and Butthead were slapping the heck out of each other while snickering. "Hey, are you guys still mad? Ha ha," Bunghole said.
"No, we just do this after we stop arguing. Huh huh," Butthead said, slapping Beavis in the nose. A bit of blood came out of Beavis's nose.
"Aagh! A nose bleed!" Beavis said.
"Huh huh. Remember the last time you had a nose bleed? I actually went out to the store and gave this hot chick a quarter and asked her to buy you a tam…" Butthead started to say, when he noticed that Bunghole was standing by the door. "What are you doing over there? Huh huh," Butthead asked Bunghole.
"Let's vandalize Anderson's house. Ha ha," Bunghole said.
"Yeah. Heh heh. Good idea," Beavis said, wiping the blood off. Then, the trio walked out of the dark arcade and walked down the street and went to Mr. Anderson's house. They saw through the windows that he was inside watching TV.
"While he's not looking, let's throw toilet paper over the roof," Butthead said.
Beavis rushed back to the house and got several rolls of toilet paper. Then, the trio began to cake Anderson's house with toilet paper. They spent about an hour doing so, and then, they stopped. They were glad Mr. Anderson hadn't caught them yet.
"Let's ring his doorbell, stand there when he opens it, and then, we take off running," Bunghole said. "Ha ha."
"Yeah, heh heh, good idea," Beavis said. The trio walked to the doorstep and rang the doorbell. They waited for Mr. Anderson to greet them. When he finally answered the door, the boys stood there long enough for him to see them. Then, about a second later, they took off running. Only Mr. Anderson was too quick for them.
"Now, wait just a durn minute!" Mr. Anderson roared, grabbing the boys by their shirts. "What in the h-ll did you do to my house? And why ain't you boys in school?"
"School sucks. Huh huh," Butthead said.
"Well I'm going to make sure you guys get it!" Mr. Anderson said, dragging them into his house. "I'm going to call your school and let them know you skipped." Beavis and Butthead glared at Bunghole (Joey) because if it weren't for him, they would not have been caught. Mr. Anderson dialed the school after looking it up in the phone book.
"Nice move, butt wipe," Butthead said, smacking Bunghole.
"Yeah, now we're in trouble!" Beavis said, also slapping Bunghole. "You're not in our group anymore. Go back to the South or wherever you came from."
"Yeah, you don't belong here anymore," Butthead said. Joey hung his head shamefully as Mr. Anderson complained to the school, and Beavis and Butthead glared at him.