Chapter 2
Last time on Gaara's answer machine:
Many people have left messages on Gaara's answer machine, some useless, some...unlikely to happen. Let's see what they have to say today on...ANSWER MACHINES!
Gaara's message:
For the last time, people who want to get killed, please leave a message, those who don't want to get killed, please drop the phone... NOW...(hearssome mad fan girldrop the phone) Thank you and have a nice day! o... (beep)
Message #1:
(Hinata)...(beep)
Message #2:
(Itachi pretending to be Sasuke) PLEASE KILL ME! I AM A USELESS FOOL AND IS MEANT TO BE KILLED IN THE FUTURE! Dial 1-800-187-321-KILLME to...kill me. (In the background: Itachi stop playing with the phone! Come help me sew my clothes!) Sorry I can't write now! I have a date with deathright now! That was notItachi, it was SASUKE. Please, remeber to call meand...kill me...(beep)
Message #3:
(Hinata, again)...(beep)
Message #4:
(Sasuke pretending to be Itachi) If you just recieved a message aboutSasuke calling you so you can kill Sasuke, that was actually me, if you didn't know that already. SO...now you can kill me, Itachi, instead of Sasuke. THANKS! (beep)
Message #5:
(Hinata...WHATTHE HELLDOES SHE WANT?)...S-sorry...I-I am...c-calling...i-if...y-you...c-can...(beep)
Message #6:
(Gai) It's me again! Can you make an appointment at 12:00 midnight to kill me? If you can't make it, how about today at the YOUTHFUL noon. YOU ARE SUCH YOUTHFULLY COOL! YOUTHFULLY THANKS FROM GAI! (beep)
Message #7:
(Neji) Don't forget our battle, tonight at 6:00 p.m.! Oh, ya, my cousin wants to know what else Naruto likes, she'll call back...(Hinata, in the background: Neji, don't f-forget to tell him why!) I won't forget, Hinata, besides, why can't you tell him yourself? Anyways, Hinata's purpose is... (beep)
Message #8:
(One of those crazy MAD fan girls) HI! I AM YOUR BIGGSET FAN AND...UH...CAN I HAVE ONE OF YOUR TEDDY BEARS? GIMME GIMME! (beep)
Message #9:
(Neji...again) Sorry, got cut off there. ANYWAYS...Hinata's purpose is...Valentines day is COMING (it's WAYto early) and Hinata wants to make something for Naruto, The #1 Hyper active, knuckle head ninja. Dunno what the hell she sees in him. So I think you should help her. (beep)
Message #10:
(N.K.N) Hi...again? Anyways, I can get rid of those fan girls if...IF...you can give me something in return like...i dunno, maybe...nevermind about thereturn gift, just call me back and we can sort out the problem at your house. Bye! (beep)
Message #11:
(Naruto)HI! Hokage is here, I was wondering if you know what girls like 'cuz I heard alot of crazy, mad fangirls calling you...EVERYDAY. Call me! (beep)
Message #12:
(Kankuro)Hi brother! Don't kill me! I am here to tell you that my puppet is finished! At last! THEY'RE FINISHED! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Cough...anyways, one of them is me, one of them is Temari and one of them is y-AHHHH! NOOOOOOO! THE HEAD FELL OFF! (beep)
Message #13:
(Temari)Can't. Talk. Right. Now. Have. To. Fix. Kankuro's. Doll. Bye. (beep)
Message #14:
(Some random person)WHO are you? WHERE am I? WHAT am I doing here? WHY is people starring at me like I am crazy? HOW did I get here? WHEN did I get here? (beep)
Author's note
Hello everyone out there! This is my second chapter of Answer machines from Naruto and his FRIENDLY pals.Please, do some R&R for a change, lazy butts. THANKS out there for all who reviewed!