Chapter 7: Detention
Later that same day, Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole (Joey) sat in desks in the detention room with their archenemy, Bradley Buzzcut. The boys were seated far away from each other. Beavis sat to the left, Butthead sat to the right, and Bunghole sat in the back. It wouldn't have mattered where they sat anyway, though, because Beavis and Butthead no longer wanted to have anything to do with Bunghole (Joey).
"So, you delinquents thought you could escape Bradley Buzzcut, did you? Well, you were wrong. Far from right. In my class, you are going to learn the meaning of the word DISCIPLINE," he emphasized. "For a whole hour, you idiots cannot utter a word, and if you do, I'll make you wax the floors in the whole school! After that hour, you will then wash the desks in this room and scrub the floor in this room. So starting now, no talking until I say otherwise!"
Buzzcut sat at his desk and began to read a book about the Marines. Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole were not going to survive. They had to utter something. They couldn't keep quiet for long. Suddenly, Beavis and Butthead heard a whisper from the back of the room. "Penis," the whisper said.
Beavis and Butthead glanced up at Buzzcut, who seemed to be paying no attention at all. In fact, he might have even been sleeping. Butthead whispered, "Penis." Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole started snickering quietly.
"Penis," Beavis said a little bit louder. The boys all began to snicker a little bit louder when they realized that Buzzcut was not listening to them.
"Penis," Bunghole said a little bit louder.
"Penis," Beavis said, almost in a normal tone of voice.
"Penis," Butthead said, nearly yelling it.
"Penis!" shouted Beavis at the top of his lungs. Butthead and Bunghole burst out in laughter. Despite that, Buzzcut did not move. Obviously, he was sound asleep.
"Hey, Bunghole, that was great. You're back in the crew again, man. You just made detention fun! Heh heh," Beavis said.
"I'm going to try something," Bunghole said, walking up to Buzzcut. He yelled, "PENIS!" in his ear.
Buzzcut suddenly woke up. Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole ran off. "Hey!" snapped Buzzcut. "Get your tails back in here! Okay, that's it! You guys are going to scrub the floors of the whole school!" He grabbed them all by the shirts. "I told you no talking, and I meant that! Now you'll have to scrub the floors!"
"Uh…no. That's like, hard, and stuff," Butthead said.
"Ha ha, you said 'hard'," Bunghole said.
"Shut up!" Buzzcut said. "Wax the floors, or I'll enlist you in the Marines! Waxing the floors is a picnic in the park compared to what the Marines will do to ya!"
"All right, all right," Butthead groaned. "We'll scrub your stupid floors." He and Beavis glared at Bunghole again. It looked like Bunghole was out of the crew for sure now. The trio scrubbed and washed the floors in the school for hours and hours at a time. Buzzcut watched them with his arms crossed the entire time. At last, they were through. It was night by the time they were through.
"Now get your sorry butts back home now!" shouted Buzzcut, pointing toward the exit. Beavis, Butthead, and Bunghole wearily trudged out the exit. Scrubbing the floors was a really tiring task for them. Their clothes and hair were drenched with sweat. Beavis and Butthead turned to Bunghole and gave him a hard stare.
"You just made us work hard," Butthead said angrily. "We could have gotten off easy if you hadn't shouted in Buzzcut's ear."
"You know what? I think you guys are just juvenile delinquents. I've had my fun while staying here, but I'm heading back home. Y'all are just creeps that will never grow up," Joey said. He stormed off and headed back to his truck, which was back at Beavis's house.
"Wait, Bunghole, we'll give you another chance!" Beavis shouted.
"The name's Joey," Joey said, getting in his truck and accelerating out of the neighborhood.
"His visit was very strange," Butthead said.
"Yeah. Heh heh," Beavis said. The two of them sauntered into the house to watch more infomercials.