BACK TO THE ANSWER MACHINES!
LAST WEEK:
Last week, Gaara had a bunch of people call him...including me...and some mad, crazy fan girls. Some were the same people, some were new, but today it's going to be ALL new! Today,it's the international line...meaning anyone can call...even FanFiction people! Just review me and tell me what to say for you! I know it's going to be great! Now, let the fun begin!
Gaara's message:
Hello. Welcome to Death's Answer Machine. Please leave a message so I can kill you. Please leave if you don't want to die. I have already killed 1 person and that is Gai. If that is your sensei, please retrieve him before his flesh starts decaying in my basement. I will kill more if I have to.Thanks! Oh, ya, if you are a crazy, mad fangirl, go away 'cuz I will never give you my teddybears. That is final. Have a nice day! (beep)
Message #1:
(13thShadowKnight) H-hello. I just wanted to t-tell you that... WILL YOU STOP FRICKEN BOTHERING ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN I AM TRYING TO SLEEP! LEAVE ME ALONE AND MY DREAMS!Bye! (beep)
Message #2:
(Some characters from F.L.C.L. made by: Nightfox70)Te he he! Its me Haruko! And you wanna know a secret? (She looks around
and whispers into the phone.) I'm a ninja too! (She lifts her bat over the answering machine) Here's my Furi Kuri Jutsu! N(She hits Naota on the head. Noata shouts, "Ouch Haruko! Cut it out! And who is that?" ) (Haruko giggles whileholding the phone) He he! I dunno(Noata looks at her curiously, coming closer to hertry and grab the phone, Is that Ninamori?) (One of his friends can be heard on the other line, Hey Noata! You and Haruko getting busy again? Smooch! Smooch! He makes the kissy face with his lips, puckering. Noata shouts, Stop calling me! His friend hangs up. When Noata finally gets a hold of the phone, he listens to the message and cringes, getting mad, Haruko! Hes not even from the same show!)(She laughs) He he! I dont recall saying you could meddle in my affairs. (He shouts, Hang up already!) Okey Day! Hey were still on for sushi tomorrow right? (Naota shouts, You dont even like sushi!) (beep)
Message #3:
(N.K.N)H-hi. It's me again! Sorry if I'm bothering you alot. I have found a way to get rid of those crazy, mad fangirls of yours! It's simple really...BUT you MUST give me a return gift or I can't tell you...or maybe I can...well anyways..the plan is... (beep)
Message #4:
(Edward Elric from F.M.A.) Hiya BUDDY! Wassup? Are you short? Do you kill for a living? Who are you anyways? I wonder how I got your phone number...wait! I got it from a guy who has make-up and carries a big doll...I think. (In the backgorund: IT'S NOT MAKE-UP IT'S PAINT...FACE PAINT!) Yeah, yeah...whatever. Anyways, I hope we can meet some time! Bye! (beep)
Message #5:
(Monkey D.Luffy from One Piece) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hiya there! Nice to meet you Gaara! You like to kill, eh? Come join my pirate crew and you can kill all you want...just as long as you don't kill your own crew...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Please call 1-555-286-JOINTHECREW and recieve a ship in front of wherever you live! Good luck and join the crew! (beep)
Message #6:
(Zatch from Zatch Bell) how do you work this thing? Hello? Is this thing on? ... (beep)
Message #7:
(some NICE fangirl for a change)Hello! I am Beatrice and I am here to tell you if you don't want the 'Cute Gaara' club to message you, tell me and I'll stall them. Maybe say that you moved...maybe tell them that you died...you know something. Bye! (beep)
Message #8:
(Some foreign, mentaldude) HI! I AM A MENTAL PERSON! IS THIS THE PIZZA MAN'S ANSWER MACHINE? CAN I GET A DOUBLE LARGE, DOUBLE OLIVE AND DOUBLE WHIP CREAM? THANKS! (beep)
Message #9:
(N.K.N) Sorry! Got cut of...again...by my little cousin! (In the background: I didn't do it!) Yeah, yeah keep talking pug-face. (Some kid-girlstarts crying.) Ok ok! Shhh! Don't cry, I'll bring you over toGaara's house as soon as he calls back! Anyways, the plan is to...wait...didn't some NICE fangirl call youand gave you an offer? She must be really nice 'cuz she gave YOU an offer. I f you're gonna except hers instead of mine, just forget the deal. Forget me! Forget the way I treated you! Bye and I hope to NEVER see you again!
Message #10:
(Same nice fangirl, except now MENTAL)HI! IT'S ME AGAIN! I AM SO SORRY BUT YOU DIDN'T CALL ME IN 5 MINUTES MEANING YOU'VE LOST THE DEAL! FANGIRLS, CHARGE! (In the background: You here screaming/shouting/yelling about getting Gaara's teddybears, but finds Temari in the way and tries to beat her up! They don't suceed and Temari just kicks their $$!) ...(beep)
Message #11:
(Temari) Sorry. Can't. Talk. Right. Now. Must. Keep. Fighting. Fan. Girls. Bye. (beep)
Message #12:
(Kankuro) I. Am. Helping. Temari.With. The. Mad. Crazy. Fan. Girls. Can't. Talk. Bye. (beep)
Message #13:
(N.K.N) Okay, okay! I can't be madat you forever so gomen nasai! I do have a plan but I think it's a little to risky for us to...so I got a bunch of people to help us! Hope you won't mind! Meanwhile, your part of the job is to be the bait...you'll find out why soon enough! BYE!(beep)
Message #14:
(Tyson from Beyblade) Heya! It's me Tyson, the #1 beyblader! Respect me and don't kill my friends or me! I will wait for you at my house with your other Naruto friends! Bye! (Gaara thinks: How the hell did he get myphone number?) (beep)
Author's Note
I thank thee the people who ye voted! I shalt right more when I thou my time! Toodle looes!
Thanks to whoever the people who messaged!