Last week on Answering machines:

More people called, when I mean MORE i mean MORE! People all over the anime world...and...such as...FF users! Review and you can be part of the Answer Machines tale. Just type what you want me to write and..you're in!

Gaara's Message:

Must I repeat myself every time? If you are new, I suggest you get off the phone, destroy it, kill it, do anything BUT use it. If you decide to be stupid, and use the phone, you'll be killed. Really. (In background: Someone dismantles the phone, creating an eletrical shock and killing themselves...anyways.) Looks like someone already killed themselve, god, I didn't even have to do anything. Great. More energy for me! Thanks, and don't be stupid! (beep)

Message #1:

(Shi; made by Vixen Kitsune) Eh...I feel sorry for you Garra, but try licing with both Sasuke and Naruto...and having to listen to the messages! Their's are worse than yours! Try dealing with Sakura and Ino calling every second... (beep)

Message #2:

(YamiKitsuneKami)...um...hey Gaara...I still need to talk to you about the next chapter in my story but you're never home... Temari and Kankuro are getting really annoying (Background- WHO ARE YOU CALLING ANNOYING YOU TWERP!) I THINK I
WAS CALLING YOU ANNOYING YOU TRANSVESTITE WANNABE! (WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!) SHUT UP AND GO PLAY WITH YOUR BARBIES! ( Temari:H-how did you k-know?) Its in your hand idiot...-sighs-anyways get back to me whenever you can... and maybe you should get one of those things for your answering machine so that different people can put different messages into different answering machine memories...just a suggestion. Bye. (beep)

Message #3:

(BasicallyAnIdiot-A/N Didn't know if you wanted to be in so I put you in! Sorry if you didn't want to be!)Why don't you get caller-id? (beep)

Message #4:

(Alyssa, Laxative-no-jutsu) Hey, Gaara, it's Alyssa. I was just wonderi-( In the background:Talking to someone off the phone:Timmy, sweetie, please don't touch that!) Oh, sorry, I'm baby sitti-(Timmy,don't eat that!) Sorry...well, anyways, I was wonderi-(Timmy, PLEASE keep you're hand out of the blender!)Ok, anywa-(Blender sounds can be heard) OH MY GOSH! TIMMY! (beep)

Message#5:

(Anastasia, Elemental-Moon-Demon)Sup, Gaara? I know whatyou're probaly thinking, you'reprobaly thinking 'Oh kami not another mad, fangirl that wantsone of my Teddybears!' If I'm correct thenyou're in for a surprise. I'm not an obsessive, mad, fangirl that wantsone ofyour teddy's, Ihave plenty of those. Instead I'm just a normal fangirl.Anyways the reasonI called was-(beep)

Message #6:

(Alyssa) Hey, Gaara! Sorry, thank God Timmy's hand didn't get destroyed (Timmy laughing can be heard in background) (To Timmy) It isn't funny! You had me scared! (To Gaara) Well, anyway, I was wondering if you could possibly help me train later, because, I really need someone to help me out and I figured since you're pretty good and all, maybe you'd be best to ask for help- (To Timmy) Timmy, where'd you get that furby from? (Evil laughter can be heard from other end of phone) OH MY GOSH, THAT FURBY'S POSSESSED! ... (beep)

Message #7:

(Anastasia)Sorry! I got cut off. Any who, the reason I called was because I wanted to know ifyou could help me train, kill my lil' sis, and...ask whatyou were doing later. (Little sis: Ohh 'Stasia' has a boyfriend!) (To Mo)Shut the hell up or I'll kill u...myself! And get the hell outta my room! -slams door- (To Gaara)Sorry 'bout that. Anyways, training 'causeI want to become a ninja, andyou're like a hell-a-strong ninja, could u plz kill my sister Monet for me. She is youger then me by 2 1/2 yrs. but she acts like she's older and crap. I HATE HER!Um...and about whatyou're doing later,I was just curious, ya know...uh...couldya just call me back? Please call me back. TTYL. Bye. (beep)

Message #8:

(N.K.N) Hi! SOOOO...it has been long since I've called you! I hope you didn't forget me...if you did...umm...I dunno. Anyways, I called because I still haven't discussed about "The Plan". (Now you're supposed to get a hold of who I am!) The plan basically is to get you to lure ALL MAD fangirls into a Volcano and make it erupt, BUT you must get outta there before it erupts, how we're gonna do that? I was hoping to tie them and-...(beep)

Message #9:

(Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh)Hello. Er..nice to meet you...Gary. (In the background: IT'S GAARA!) Yeah, yeah whatever. Anways, as I was saying, why do you want to kill people anyways? It's very mean! What if someone wanted to kill you? What if it was someone that you cared for that you had to kill? Have you ever thought about that? Have you? I thought not! If I were you, I'd stop threatening people. Blah Blah Blah...(beep) (Also, idea from: 13thShadowKnight)

Message #10:

(Inu-Yashafrom Inu-Yash, Idea from: BasciallyAnIdiot) Hiya! You want to kill people, eh? I'm up for it! Just make sure that my brother isn't invited! I'm so glad that Kagome taught me how to use this thi-OW! (beep)

Message #11:

(Some foreign, crazy, mad, fangirl) OMIGOD! IT'S GAARA OF THE SAND! I HOPE HE DOESN'T KILL ME...YET. IF HE DOES, AW WELL, ATLEAST I HAVE HIS PHONE NUM-AHHHHHHH! (In the background: Girls come and tackle this young fella, trampling her, kicking her and puching her for Gaara's phone number.) (beep)

Message #12:

(N.K.N)Sorry! Got cut off...again! It's the 3rd time this week! Anyways, as I was saying, I am going to tie them so they'll be stuck together, I know that sounds bad but it really isn't! Just stick to the plan and we can get rid of them...FOREVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -Coughs- Sorry. Going hyper today. Bye! (beep)

Author's note

Sorry! I kinda had to cut it off short 'cuz I am SO not in the mood to write! I'll be back soon, just review and you'll be guarenteed that I'll be back! Thanks to all who reviewed last time!