Last time on Answering Machines:

Poor Gaara. People stuffed his answeringmachine with useless information and othe stuff. Not everyonehad a useless message, only ugly people-coughfangirlscough-So anyways,since this month is almost over, I'll be starting a new Answering Machines Series with Hinata, even though her birthday already passed (December 29th to be exact) so send in some Messages! Thanks!

Message from Gaara:

Hello...WOULD EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO DIE, PLEASE STOP CALLING ME! People who want to die, keep calling all you want, I will never answer you...more like kill you to make you shut the hell up. If you are one of those crazy mad fangirls, keep calling-mumbles, so I can kill you-Have a nice day! (beep)

Message #1:

(Alien26) Alien26: Hey, Gaara! Listen, since you kill people and crap, can you go and kill Hilary Duff, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears for me? If you do, I could give you that trip to Hawaii you've always wanted! JUST KILL THEM!... and thanks for the stuffed bunny!(beep)

Message #2:

(emina-anime)Hello Gaara...I'm normal, perfectly normal. I just called to--ACTUALLY I'M NOT NORMAL MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! COME AND GIVE ME YOUR TEDDYBEARS AND--okay, I have two personalities but--TEDDYBEARS!--SHUT UP! Anyway, I've gotta get a psychiatrist!--BYE BYE CUTIE GAARA!--SHUT UP! (beep)

Message #3:

(N.K.N)Sorry haven't called in a while! I hope those stupid fangirls of yours ran-I mean-didn't run over you! I'm still working on the plan th-wait I just got a message from 13thShadowKnight...(In the background:-cough-I can help with you're...-shifty eyes- ..plan if you wish...the way he can get out is to poof away, you know, the kinda poof that scares the hell outta me. You know, just dissapearing into thin air? Well, yeah, that would work.) Did you hear that, Gaara? Meet us at the...volcano so she and I can pu-I mean-help you!(beep)

Message #4:

(Shi from Vixen Kitsune)Gaara ...a fangirl mob just passed my house screaming something about Gaara and teddybears...you have been warned...Oh! You can kill Sakura and Ino now...or else their gonna be killed by me tomarrow...And Naruto wants to know ifhe can get you to kill Sasuke and Sasuke wants you to kill Naruto. (In background: TEME! STOP KILLING MY RAMEN!)...o...kay then...got any jutsu that can shut them up? I'd do it myself but I have to worry about Sakura and Ino...(To Naruto and Sasuke off screen) Naruto ramen isn't alive! There for it can't be killed! Sasuke stop fighing with Naruto and get your asses to the bridge! Your gonna be later than Kakashi! (beep)

Message #5:

(Acaciasadis: Idea from Darker Sides!)Hi! Look, I know you've gotten a load of fan girls calling and stuff, but I just want to warn you that my fellow Gaara fanclub members are planing a birthday bash for you on and wish for you to attend. (In the background: Don't do it Gaara its a trap they have sand nullyfiying jitsus and crap dont com-MPH) Sorry, that's our resident boy toy, Cursed Gaara. He is just nevious because we glomp him in the wake of you. If you come, we will give our blood to you. (There making a life like sandsculpture of you and need your blo-) We Really just want to worship the ground you walk on, please come. I personally will be the MC for a writing contest among other things (They are Yaoi fangirls! thud) Anyways, sorry for taking up your time. Ja Ne! (beep)

Message #6:

(N.K.N) Heeeelllllllllllllooo! Long time, no see...actually I just called you like...5 minutes ago, but anyways down right back to buisness. I-I mean-WE-Wow, I am saying "I mean" alot today-were talking about that plan of yours. Don't worry 13thShadowKnight and I are ready for it to commence! We just need to-(beep)

Message #7:

(Kira from Gundam Seed...but mental...-sighs-)I AM MENTAL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CAN I TAKE YOU TO OUTER SPACE? DO YOU KNOW HOW I GOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER? (Gaara:I don't want to know...) I GOT IT FROM Y- (beep)

Message #8:

(N.K.N)Ne, sorry I don't feel like talking...(In the Background; Talking to BasicallyAnIdiot:Call Itachi for me! Maybe he can do the talking instead!) (beep) (Idea of Itachi from the amazing reveiwer above!)

Message #9:

(Momo Queen of Peaches Presenting...GIANA!)Hi Gaara. It's Giana. I was wondering if you could train me in the way of the ninja along with Anastasia. (In thebackground: Is that your boyfriend Alex?)Oh, it's not! And anyways Alex is a girl, so she can't be my boyfriend. And I'm not a lezbo like you Nikole! (Right.) Mom Nikole's being mean! Sorry about my sist- (beep!)

Message #10:

(FullMetalRuromaru)Hi, this is FullMetalRuromaru, from the InterAnime Museum of CHBWKB (Cool, Handsome, Boys Who Kick Butt) and we were wondering if you could submit a few pictures. If you do, we will give you a list of people who would be fun to kill. Thanks, and bye... oh, and I forgot to mention, we also need your address so we can kill... you...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...bye. (beep)

Message #11:

(Giana...again...)It's Giana again. I also wanted to say,"Happy Birthday!" (A/N: I know I kinda updated this late because his birthday was last month...sorry!)and please kill my sister. I mean, you already killed Anastasia's sister, Monet. Kudasai! (beep)

Message #12:

(XxStarryxxSkyxX presenting...Hannah..or was it Emily?) Hi. I, Hannah, not Emily, want you to kill me, not Emily. (In the background: Emily! What are you saying in there?) (To hannah) Nothing. Itteyoshi. (Hannah in background) What doesthat mean? You're not leaving death requests on people's answering machines again, are you? I'M TELLING MOM! (To gaara) Sorry about her. Anyways, remember, kill me, Hannah, not my awsome sister, Emily, who is not calling, acting like her sister. (Hannah)I heard that! Bring it, beach! (To hannah) Show me what you got, puny! (Punches are heard in the background) (To gaara) Bye, from me, Hannah, not Emily! (Phone goes dead) (beep)

Author's Note

I give outthanks toall who reviewed for these series! Now, if you didn't get to, you will as soon as you review for my next series for Hinata's Answering Machine! Arigatou!