Author: had more sugar, no other explanation
Disclaimer: do not own naruto.
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It was a peaceful night in guathom city, that was until some one knocked out batman and took his suit. Seeing the bat light sign thing, the man standing on a building reacted.
I am BATMAN:Screamed kankuro as he jumped off the building flapping his arms like an idiot
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Else where, lee was strolling down the road when he saw sasuke staring at a closet nextto a building with hinata crying on her knees next to him .
Sasuke what are you doing : asked lee, as he took his headphones off his head.
Shhh listen : replied sasuke, as he continued to watch the door, lee listened.
thumping noises could be heard from the closet.
Oh naaaaaaaarrrrrrruuuuuuuutttttttooooooooooo: yelled kurenia from inside the closet.
hinata got off her knee's: he's suppose to be MINE,
She quickly ran towards the closet, opened it and went inside, while closing the door.
naruto-KUN:hinata yelled from the closet. As even more thumping noises could be herd
a second later kakashi popped out of then air and dropped to his knees. NOOOOOOOOO why couldn't it be me:He yelled as he held his hands to the sky. ( how that is implied I'll leave up to you.)
lee looked at the door then at sasuke who was still staring, then at kashai who still had his hands to the sky. Whatever :Lee replied as he put his headphones back on and walked off.
A second later kankure finally hit the ground
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Some where out at sea, at a random location and time, sasuke and sakura were on a boat, heading some where. They were courtly doing the titanic thing, sasuke holding sakura up,
Sakura: I fill like I can FLY!
sasuke: cool go for it, he then proceed to push her over the edge of the railing, killing her.
Sasuke formed some seals and used katon all over the boat, then suddenly smoky the bear popped out of thin air. ( rimes ) only you can prevent forest fires :smokey said as he pointed towards sasuke.
Sasuke looked at smokey for a couple of seconds, before setting him on fire , causingsmokey to scream and run all over the ship until he finally fell over the edge.
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In a random room, CERTAINLY not the white house, Tenten was working on a computer.
Tenten what are you doing: asked Neji as he walked into the room.
I'm tring to see how many e-mails bush has gotten from micahal jackson :tenten replied, as the screen finally showed the number.
Neji:Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn! Wait I thought micahal jackson only played with little boys
Tenten: you mean bush isn't one?
Good point.
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In a random forest, Ino was holding bob the builder as he cried non-stop
Bob: and then the inanimate construction tools that I talk to rejected me. He started to cry more
Ino: shhh...it's all right. She said, as she started to rub him in 'intimate' places...okay she was rubbing his crotch. A second later Gama Buta appeared: Bob, I challenge you to, mortal combat!
Bob grew as tall as gama buta, as paper-mache buildings appeared in the back ground. The music was going off as well.
Get ready!
Fight!
Gama buta pulled out his BIG ass sword and cut bob in half ending mortal combat. He quickly took out is phone: Hello moto, it said before he set it on vibrator and threw it down his pants.
But it feels soooo right.. : gama buta said, as he accidently stepped on ino, killing her instantly.
this caused gama buta to slip and fall on his ass and crush every one, since it was such a LARGE ass after all.
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in the hokage's office, tsunade sneezed.
Everyone's died again : she stated as naruto walked into the room.
Naruto: Hey tsunade ready for another session!
tsunade: Hell ya!
And so everyone was left dead for the next 24 hours, until tsunade was finally satisfied and revieved everyone.
THE END
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Author: um...R&R