Author I ate some extra sugary things this time, my all hell break loose.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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Another random day

In a random field, at a random time, Naruto and Sasuke were having were having a nice conversation.

Naruto: she'll kill you with that spoon full of sugar, I SWEAR. Mary poppins then popped out of then air.

Mary poppins: supercalafasticespallidosius, she yelled as Sasuke dropped to his knee's.

Sasuke: I'm BLIND!

A second later...

Sasuke: Let's go rob a bank! Naruto nodded, as they set off, but due to the fact that Sasuke was leading the way...and still blind, he ended up leading them into a laundry mat.

When Sasuke entered the laundry mat, he went up to the closest person: Put the money in the bag, NOW! He yelled, as he held a gun to their head.

The helpless old lady held her hands up as far as she could...which wasn't far: I don't have any.

Naruto looked around the Laundry mat, until he set eye's on his target: I'll see you later Sasuke. He then proceeded to walk off.

Seconds later.

Naruto! Yelled Sakura from inside one of the see through dryers, as thumping noise's could be heard.

Back at Sasuke

Sasuke; Give me the money!

Old lady: I don't know what your talking about. The old lady was then smacked upside the head with the gun, causing the gun to fire and hit the start button on a 'certain' dryer.

" Oh NARUTO! " even more noise's could be heard from inside the dryer, ten minutes later a random person came up to the dryer and opened the hatch, reveling Sakura, who had a shit-eating grin on her face and Naruto who was happy as can be. That was until a group of frog's wearing shirts with the words 'mafia' on them, surrounded him: Naruto, the frog boss would like to have a wordz with yous.

Naruto: oh shit.

In a semi-mafia warehouse.

Naruto I hear you have been using are serves and have yet to pay us : the frog boss spun around in his big ass chair and faced naruto.

Naruto: ummm...no comment.

We are willing to forget your dept, if you are willing to meet one person: frog boss

Naruto: who, the frog boss signaled for one of the frog's to let the person in.

The person in all black looked at Naruto: Luke...

Naruto: What the fuck, I'm Naruto

oh sorry: replied the figure, as he changed his voice: Naruto...I...am your mother. The person pulled a Big ass zipper down to revel Ms.Uzumaki, who flew into the sky and made peanut butter sandwiches.

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I a random room, CERTAINLY not the white house...again.

They'll never know: sniggered Neji, as he lowered a SLIGHTLY larger pretzel into a bag of prencels and ran away.

Bush: were the hell are my pretzels

In a court room

Random guy: bush do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god.

A minute later.

Random guy: Bush...

Bush: I'm thinking dammit!

A another minute

Bush: Fine... the man turned his back to bush and sat down...bastard.

A lawyer walks up to the witness stand.: now bush, who was it that put the SLIGHTLY larger pretzel in the bag.

Bush stood up and pointed: It was HIM! And his beedy little eye's

Neji shed a tear: I don't have eye's sir, everyone awwwwed as the judge slammed his mallet down

Judge: Bush I sentence you to death.

Bush: What Nooooooo! Bush was soon being carried off in a straight jacket. ( this next part came from my friends request )Suddenly kermet the frog jumped through one of the windows, ripped off his collar, put it between his legs and started to go back and forth to the stripper music of your choice.

This was the random distraction Neji needed to leave, as he walked out the door, still shedding tear's

Neji: stupid bastards, Time slowed down, as he reached into is pocket and pulled out a remote, bringing it up to his head. He pushes the button, causing the court house to explode, killing everybody, except kermit, because he pawns us all..

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And then I told him I was his mother: screamed Ms.Uzumaki, as she talked to a floating upside down marry poppins, who just nodded her head.

Mary poppins: Here have a spoon full of sugar...

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Back at the laundry mat.

I SAID GIVE ME THE MONEY: Screamed Sasuke as he smacked the lady hard upside the head causing her to fall to the ground...not getting back up.

Sasuke looked down at the old lady...before running off in another direction.

Ino opened up a 'random' closet door as Sasuke ran inside.

Ino: I FINALLY have him, she then proceeded to jump inside the closet, as noises could be heard inside.

Tsunade walked into the mat carrying a basket full of clothing: for once not EVERYONE has died. She soon regretted those words as an army of Italian mexican mustache wearing plumbers came in and killed every one off, causing Tsunade to spend the rest off her afternoon reviving them.

THE END.

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