Naruto Rampage Chapter 2:
Funny Massacre!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the shows in this story.
Hi people today's a new start of something beautiful or do I mean hilarious (lol)! Ok I hope u like this next chapter because I made it even funnier than last time so please enjoy!
"Oh yeah our first kill!" Deidara yells excitingly.
"Ok lets get the rest of them." Gaara says while moving into the big blue house.
"There's one!" Shikamaru yells.
They see a little orange bear. They surround it and slice both its arms off. The bear screams and runs to another room, but unfortunately it gets shot by shuriken and falls down to its bleeding death. They go to the next room and see a green raccoon swinging on a rope. Naruto grabs it by the tail and strangles it with the rope. They enter the kitchen; see a little blue mouse, they stomp on it and the guts explode out. The Naruto gang go to the backyard and see two mental purple otters swimming in the pond.
"Look Pip, new friends!" Pop said
"Oh yeah we're your "best" friends." Naruto says sarcastically
They grab the two otters and rip their heads off then watch the blood splatter out.
"Ok I think that's all of them" Hinata said satisfied.
"No we still need to get shadow and that bitch Luna" Sasuke answers back
They enter the house again and start chanting for shadow.
Where oh where is shadow? Where oh where is shadow? Where could she be?
"Hahaha hello I'm here" Shadow giggles
"There she is! Charge!" Kiba yells
"What story do u want to hear?" Shadow asks
"Uhhh the story when u die!" Shino yells
"What! Noooooooo!" Shadow shrieks.
Ino uses her art of valentine technique and makes Shadow commit suicide by suffocating herself.
"Ok let's go get Luna" Naruto says
"Yeah that bitch pisses me off when she sings Goodbye" Temari laughs
"Don't worry Temari it's gonna be Goodbye for her tonight" Kankuro smiles.
The Naruto group wait until its nightfall…they go up to the balcony and wait for her…
"Hello new friends how was today?" Luna asks
"Oh it was sooooooooooo damn fun!" Sasuke says redneckly (lol!)
"Oh that's good. Now lets sing the goodbye song." Luna said
"Ok!" the Naruto group said with an evil smirk on their face.
They sing the damn Goodbye song…They have images in their mind of how the day was and
images of the animal's corpses. Then at the end of the song they throw shuriken at the moon
and instead of rising it falls straight to hell.
"Well I guess we're done here" Hinata says satisfied
"Yup" Sasuke agreed
"So now what do we do" Sakura asks
"We don't know" Gaara says.
What they don't remember is that they left Tenten back at the house in the Naruto world and she watched them kill all the idiotic animals right down on the couch drinking some nice hot cocoa and she changed the channel …
Well I hope u liked the story ill write more A.S.A.P. Thanks for reading!