Naruto Rampage Chapter 3
Ninjas No Ninjutsu!
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"What's happening!" Neji yells
"I don't know! Probably Tenten switched the channel or even turned the TV off!" Lee answers back
"What? Tenten didn't come with us!" Naruto yells.
The gang are in some type portal to other channels…Apparently they go into Nick Jr…
They drop from the sky and they hear some very annoying music.
"You can lead the wa-a-aay! Hey! Hey! Doodoo Dora Doodoo Dora!"….
"Oh crap its Dora the explorer. I hate that fucking show." Sasuke says angrily
"Well this shows going down and I also mean financially!" Kiba yells
"Hola! I'm Dora!" Dora greets herself
"Ummm… Hello bitch we're konoha's best ninjas and we're here to kill you and your friends!" Ino says evilly
"Uh oh! Now everyone say it with me. Ninjas No Ninjutsu! C'mon!"
"Ninjas No Ninjutsu!"
"God she actually thinks we're falling for this." Shikamaru whispers to the gang
"Ninjas No Ninjutsu!"
"Ninjas No Nin-
Slice! The gang cut off Dora's upper body and blood splashes out very quickly.
Dora's animal friends gasp and scream in horror.
"Jeez I'm getting pretty hungry probably for some blue monkey ramen…" Naruto says while drooling
"I think I'll have the Spanish purple squirrel soup…" Gaara says
"Yeah I want some blue beef jerky…" Kankuro agrees.
"Oh can I have lizard steak." Kiba says.
The Naruto group burn them alive except the cow because they wanted some milk from it and they milked it, then slaughter it for the meat. They all enjoyed a very good meal served with the best blue milk ever.
A few hours later…
"Hey guys I smell something that stinks like shit." Shino says
"Yeah me too!" Kiba agrees.
Out of a sudden a masked orange fox appears from the bushes.
"Hey fox we see you already, you can stop sneaking up on us now dickhead!" Sakura yells.
"Fine but you better take that back about me stinking like shit and being a dickhead!" the fox yells
"By the way isn't your name sniper or swifter or stupid right?" Sasuke asks
"Its actually Swiper and I'm here to swipe all your stuff!" Swiper yells
"Your welcome to try little fox!" Temari yells back
Swiper sneaks up to them, but Shino uses his clan's special move of bugs.
Unsurprisingly his arms rip off and dies of a lot of blood loss.
"I hope Tenten switches the channel again cause I'm kinda getting bored of this show" Naruto says
"Yeah same here" Deidara agrees
Tenten switches the channel again…..
Dun! Dun! Dun!
I hope u enjoyed Chapter 3 I'll make the next chapter even funnier feel free to help me deicide witch shows to go in the story. Thanks for reading! Please Review!
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