Naruto Rampage Chapter 4
Nightmare on Sesame Street!
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Naruto but the truth is I don't (duh!). I don't own Sesame Street either. (Lol)
Hey everyone I'm really sorry I haven't wrote in a long time its just I've been watching lots of Fullmetal Alchemist and kinda got depressed of the news of a new baby brother and Nina Tucker's death (again really sorry) but I have read all the reviews and it really cheered me up to read that people enjoy what I write and thanks to everyone who reviewed, now lets get to the story (finally…).
"Oh no not another channel!" Sakura yells
"No… no not Sesame Street the most babyish show ever…" Ino whispers quietly
"Oh look new neighbours!" Big Bird screams excitingly
"Oh look it's a chicken to eat in ramen!" Naruto screams like a psychopath
"What?" Big Bird asks
"Oh nothing…" Sasuke replies
"Well anywho all the neighbours and I are gonna have a tea party and you all are welcome to come." Big bird says
"Sure we'll all come" Shino says and they all have an evil twinkle in their eyes.
Three hours later…
"Hey guys I made these cookies and I put acid in it hee hee." Hinata tells the group secretly.
"Duh I noticed you idiot!" Neji yells (jeez he looks like he wants to punch someone)
"Hey Cookie Monster!" Sasuke calls over
"Yes? Sniff sniff cookies? Cookies!" The Cookie Monster gobbles up the cookies.
"Okay everyone the party's starting…NOW!"
Everyone starts dancing cheesy moves (you know the kind like the scuba diving one and the one when you put your hands threw your face…yup really cheesy…).
"Hey guys I don't believe we've me- Elmo says
"Okay I stabbed him now lets go and finish off the rest…" Deidara whispers
"'Kay…" Temari whispers back. Then the cookie monster fell down and died a slow and painful death (yay!) cause of the poison.
"lets kill all of these pedifiles!" Sasuke yells
Then they slick the throat of Count von Count.
"Hey it's a fucking vampire that means you have to cut it's heart out." Naruto tells Kiba
"Oh really? More fun!" Kiba yells. And then they kill the rest (how they die will be revealed later)
"Now children today's show was sponsored by the number 666" The group says. Next to the number you can see Big Birds Head bleeding and has white eyes (insane laugh).
"And today's show was also sponsored by the letter death." They continued. Next to the "letter" you see a trashcan burning (looks like they put gasoline in it…) and Elmo being hanged (I know, I know we stabbed him but we hanged him aswell).
"Hey look Elmo's feet stopped moving!" Sakura yells
"YAY!" The group scream.
Then Tenten got bored so she put in a dvd…
Well that's it for today I'll probably write the next chapter in four days, so see you then! Oh by the way I'll try to make the chapter funnier (me holding my hands and thinking… insane laugh).