Disclaimer- I own Emilee, Alex, and Danny.
Danny was dragging her feet, leaving two long deep lines in the wet earth. It was raining steadily and everyone was wet, tired and annoyed….at Emilee. Emilee was dancing around about ten feet ahead of the fellowship. A wide smile spread over her face as her blond hair clung to her face.
"I swear that girl is on something" Danny muttered to Alex, who had a large frown on her face. "I'm going to sue every author out there that made this journey look easy" Danny muttered before dragging her feet even more to catch up to kill Emilee. Alex smirked at her new friends as her wet clothes and gravity pulled her towards the ground.
It was a lot harder than it was made out in all those Mary-sues her cousin was always reading. It was painful, wet and dirty. For example, Alex couldn't feel her legs, every inch of her was wet and she had mud all over her. Someone could easily mistake her for a solider stationed in the rain forest; except she didn't have a sub-machine gun, but a sword and a quiver full of arrows.
Gandalf shouted over the pounding of the rain "We will stop as soon as we find a cave".
There was one slight problem with that, they weren't near any rock formations.
Finally, by the time night had fallen, Gandalf had found a small cave, a VERY small cave.
"Emilee, get your feet off of my ass" Danny cried into the darkness. The whole fellowship groaned as Alex lit a match. The cave was the size of a small bathroom, maybe a cave that once belonged to a fox or something, but it definitely wasn't fit for humans, much less 12 of them.
Emilee's head was on Frodo's stomach and Frodo's arm was on Merry. Merry's foot was on Alex's leg and Alex's body was lying very close to Legolas. But I'm guessing you figured the pattern out by now.
Alex stomped the match out and rolled over onto Legolas and mumbled a mess of words before falling back to sleep.
Danny woke to the smell of burning sausages and the sounds of swordplay. "Evil Birds" Danny muttered, rolling over in her sleep. Danny shot up "EVIL BIRDS!" Danny ran out of the cave in a pair of boxers and a bra.
"SHIT! People, PEOPLE!" Danny cried.
"Like we have to hide, like, now!" yelled Danny jumping up and down. Emilee, who was trying to catch her breath from laughing so hard, turned to the sky. "Um….Legolas…what's that"
Legolas ran over and stared at the sky. "Crebain from Dunland!"
"MOVE DAMN IT" Danny screamed, dragging Emilee and Alex under a rock along with Aragorn and Frodo.
"Ow…" Danny slapped a hand over Emilee's mouth and they heard the birds fly over head.
"Damn it, that was close" Danny breathed as the noise stopped.
A/N-Thanks to whoever reveiwed or will reveiw, y'll rock!