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Authors Note: Condoms aren't safe... it's true.. my friend was wearing one when he was hit by a bus.

Chapter Three: Sephiroth!

I woke up to a yawn, stretching out my arms. I forgot we were on a plane (never saw that coming) then I accidently hit the woman next to me... in the face, nose to be specific, and it even bled a little bit. Heh. Well, when we reach the part when she gets out of the bathroom, I'll tell you what the damage was.

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I looked over to my parents and they were sound asleep. I know a certain silver haired teen who would usually prank them, but since they let me sleep, I'll let them... for now. I still own my mom for the wack upside the head from earlier. Hey look, that woman's back. Wait... that's not a woman. It's just a teenage girl. Okay, that's good, if it were an elder woman I would get a talk about what I did. She looked at me, I looked at the movie they were showing for the trip, then she "kindly" asked me to move so she could reclaim her seat. She shoved my legs out of the way and acted like she was angry with me. I've already proven that this act is impossible.

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The movie went off. And I still, to this day, think that the ending sucked. I mean they just cut it off right after Milla Jovovich got the shotgun out of the cop car. Anyways, that girl, the one with the nose, not just any nose though, the one I busted, yes that girl, she's trying to talk to me now. See, I told you it was impossible for a girl to be angry with me.

"Yeeeeeeess?" I said slowly turning my head towards her.

"You never apologized." she said looking rather... pissed.

"Oh, I didn't? Are you sure?"

"Yes very. I've been waiting for you to say 'sorry' since I left for the bathroom."

Wow, I think I'd rather have that elder woman now please.

"Ok. Sorry, you were in my way... when I yawned." I said rolling over to sleep again.

"Seriously."

"Oh alright" I said turning back around towards her.

I sat sideways and grabbed her hand. She look aimlessly at me. I took a deep breath and shook my head. I looked down then back up with my hair in my face. Then very calmly I screamed...

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"

She blushed, snatched her hand out of mine, then turned away. She'll talk to me in a while, because... I'm just so irresistible. I rolled over and went fast to sleep.

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I was running, from what? My fears? That's not like me. I looked around to see were I was at, but instead I saw the familiar face of Sephiroth. When we were little we didn't get along at all. I was friends with his enemies. He became my enemy in exchange. We were about to fight each other. This is it, the moment I've been waiting for, Sephiroth and I will settle once in for all who is the better fighter. I was about to use Dark Aura when all of a sudden, I was stabbed in the arm. This pain was too real.

I jumped up from my sleep, hitting the roof of the plane. I looked over at the teenage girl who had poked me. I tossed a glare her way. I was angry with the fact that she awoke me, but relived that it was in the middle of a nightmare rather than a dream.

"You need something?" I said tensed.

"Um, everyone's asleep and I wanted someone to talk you " she answered, looking scared.

"Talk to yourself." I realized what I had said was a bit harsh so I began to talk to her.

I found out a little bit about her. She said her name was Michelle and she was visiting a friend in Tennessee. A pen pal she's been talking to for a while. I didn't bother to ask more because frankly, I didn't give a damn. But afterwards, she was all...

"Since you know quite a bit about myself, how about you tell me some things about you?" -.- That wasn't in the deal.

"Uh, okay, I guess that's fair?"

"Here let's start over, our meeting was a little wacked," she said. I nodded in agreement, "My name is Michelle.

"Riku," I said shaking her hand. That was just a trick to know my name and touch my hand. I bet she felt accomplished for the day.

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She talked... a lot, I listened.. But not really, then she wanted me to talk, but I didn't want to, so then we stopped finally. AVAST! So now that's over, the plane is landing. 'Bout time, I was getting bored with the airline and their cheap version of first class. Plus the parents of mine are still asleep. MWAHAHA! I will now wake them up in a fun manner. Hmm... let's see. OR.. I'll let them sleep, until the peoples who fly the plane wake them up. Oh, I'm brilliant, oh, oh, you know it, I know it, THE WORLD KNOWS THAT I, RIKU, AM BRILLIANT! I'm brilliant, I'm brilliant, oh, oh, Riku's brilliant (next hit single coming from Destiny Island)

Ahem.

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I waited in the airport for my overdue parents. What could possibly take them this long? I looked around like I was finding an unsuspecting passenger to be my pray. I finally spotted them near the "Lost Person" thingy. I saw them talking to the person running the counter, then they handed her a picture of me. Heh. They think I'm lost? Lost? Me? Riku couldn't be lost if he tried, for my powers will not allow me to be. Yeah... anyways, they already think I'm lost, mite as well see if the missing people thing works. So there I was, sitting on a bench on the other side of the airport, waiting for someone to "find" me.

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So, I was still sitting here after THREE HOURS! Their program sucks. We were due at Sephiroth's at eleven and at that time it was four. Hmm. I got bored of find-Riku-since-he's-lost-in-the-airport game. Well, I found someone though. That girl from the plane. I already forgot her name? Well, I'll make her reintroduce herself... later. I looked around for my parents. They weren't at the stand anymore. EEK! I'm lost!

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The people found me in a closet. I thought that if I jumped into it someone would think I was crazy, and help me. Didn't work that way. They found me once a janitor went to toss the mop and bucket in. The mop hit me in the face and I made a sound. Yelp, a sound, it sounded like this..

"Ouchyoufaggot!"

He swung his head toward me as if a car crashed into the side of his face causing it to turn. Then he searched like a mad man. He saw that it was this silver haired teen who was slowly blinding him with his beauty and grace, then without warning he grabbed my ear and yanked me out of the closet.

"Sonny, ewe mine repeat'n that there r'mark ewe juss may'd" He said while using a mind penetrating glare.

"Uhm, of... course not." I smile quite smugged. For Riku is a smugged smugger who... smugs. )

He waited for me to tell him while he still had a hold of my ear.

"I said... you... found me? Yes.. You found me. See I was lost... I guess." I smiled with innocence.

He looked long and hard at me. I must be turning him on or something because.. Gasp.. I see spittle dropping from his...false teeth. Eeh that's a bit gross. He dropped my ear... 'bout time... and I ran away. It was a male version a Michael Jackson for heaven's sake. I found myself on the ground the next second.

"Get the fuck off of me!" I commanded.

"Why don't watch were you're going you bastard!" the monster asked.

"You're not the one on your stomach! Now get your oversized body off of me!" I stood up, throwing the victim elsewhere.

"Ha!" I screamed in success, followed by a jig of joy, "you should've move you fat ass when I commanded it!"

"You're a dumb-ass Riku." O.O How does this person know my holy name?

I slowly turned my head. The voice was somewhat familiar, but I couldn't match the owner to a picture in my head. I snapped my head towards the owner of the knowing of the existence of my name. To my surprise it was...

"SEPHIROTH!"

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Yeah.. I know that was a stupid place to stop the chapter, but I can't play COM (Chain Of Memories) anymore since the batteries went dead and this is all I have left until I charge them... -sobs- Well, I'll start working on the next chapter once I'm done swooning over Sephiroth.

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