Alice in underland

Writer: it gets weirder…

All in Alice's p.o.v

Chapter 2

'Any way, where am I part from scary punk land '

''HEY DO YOU MIND''

' What, who said that '

'' ME THE DOOR DO YOU MIND ''

' Do I mind what '

'' WELL U SAID LETS SEE WHATS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR ''

(Angry little door)

'Yes I did say that '

''WELL YOUR FAR TO BIG TO GET THROUGH HERE, YOU'LL HAVE TO SHRINK ''

Sniffle ' bbbut I can't shrink … there's no way I can shrink I want to get to the other side of you but I can't sobbing

Whoop

' Some thing just hit my head, it looks like erm … a grape, with eat me written on it in tiny little letters, aw it looks so sweet I couldn't possibly eat this '

'' WOULD U PLEASE JUST EAT IT ''

' Aw but look its so sweet, oh no the angry little door looks like he's getting angrier I better just eat it '

' Hmmm tastes really nice '

Hey what's this strange growing feeling I'm having, oh no it's a shrinking feeling, nope now a growing one, shrinking, growing, shrinking, growing …

This better stop soon I'm getting bored…

(5 mins later)

' Shrinking, growing, shrinking, gro. shrinking '

Finally I'm glad that's over

'' ME TO U WERE ANNOYING THE HELL OUTA ME ''

''NOW YOU CAN GO THROUGH''

' Thank you finally '

Ccccrrreeeeaaakkkkk door opens

' Sounds like u need some oil '

''GET LOST BEFORE I CLOSE AND SQUWASH YOU ''

' Alright alright I'm gone '