Cute Marauders Fic

Tidbits

Disclaimer: Not mine.

"Who did this!" An angry voice roared loudly as a thin red haired girl stormed into the commonroom in only a little t-shirt and a towel. She stormed over to the four boys and said; "Was it one of you – cause if it was-" One of her best friends ever, Keyleigh, a short black curly haired violet eyed girl said quietly and calmly;

"What exactly happened?"
Lily began to scream and took another step towards the four boys and whispered, "If any of you ever do something like that again, you'll pay, and you'll pay harshly. Now, since I don't know which one of you it was I'll have to take five house points off each." All four of the boys groaned, and then cowered under her glare, then looked at each other quite frightened as Lily stormed up the stairs, her bright green eyes flashing.

Her eyes were the reason she had met her four best friends, Keyleigh, Cecilia, and Amber, because they all had eyes like hers – not bright green, but successfully colored. Lily's were bright green, Keyleighs were bright purple, Cecilia's were this brilliant brown with a ring of blue and a lot of splotches of blue, and Amber's were this orange- yellow color – like an amber. They had met on the Hogwarts express many two years ago (they were now third years) when none of them could find a compartment to sit in, and decided to sit together with these four boys. It was a big mistake.

"Hi, can we sit here?" Keyleigh asked timidly, obviously intimidated by Cecilia, who was already sitting down, working her charm on this hot guy with tanned skin and long wavy hair down to his shoulders. Cecilia giggled and flipped her long blonde hair, and Amber flipped her above-the-shoulders brown hair. A cute dirty-blonde haired boy with grey eyes Keyleigh wanted to melt in told her yes, and she sat beside him, so close that she could feel his head coming off his body. Lily sat down last, beside a tall messy black haired boy with interrogating blue eyes and a charming smile that she took no notice of.

"Hi," He said, "James," and stuck out his hand. She shook his hand and said; "Lily." Then pulled out a book and began to read, with him reading over her shoulder until he got bored, and poked a sleeping boy with long curly blonde hair and a shirt that would hardly fit over his stomach.

"So, whats your name?" Amber asked the guy Cecilia and her were talking to.

"Sirius. Sirius Black." Lily couldn't help but laugh. At first she giggled, and chuckled, and tried not for anyone to hear, but then the boy beside her said; "Whats up?" And she could hardly contain herself.

"Could be PMS mood swings," Sirius said, "Try to calm her, James." But that was the last straw, the name James just set her off laughing so hard she thought she might pee. She fell to the floor, laughing excitedly, her eyes burning unfamiliarly.

Then she realized she wasn't the only one laughing, Amber was on the floor rolling and squealing, too. Lily got up, having to pee badly, and ran out of the compartment, closely followed by Amber, then Keyleigh who was confused, and then by Cecilia reluctantly, because no matter how hot Sirius was, her mother had told her to never let yourself be alone with guys you don't know. They all met in the bathroom where Lily and Amber were peeing, still laughing randomly. They asked them about it, and when Lily explained the whole James Bond thing Keyleigh let out a nervouse giggle. Cecilia, the serious one (A/N No pun intended) even let her lip twitch a bit. Soon they were all laughing, rolling around on the disgusting bathroom floor.

"That is so not the way I remember it." Remus said, and shooed the rest of the girls out of the room before having his own blurry remembering moment.

"Hey! Hey, you, over there!" Someone screamed, and Remus stopped, turning around. There were two boys, one with long brown hair, and the other with messy black hair.

"Hey, I'm James, do you want to find a compartment with us? We were going to ask that kid over there," He pointed to Peter, "But he's kind of… well… you know…" Remus nodded, smiling.

"I'm Remus Lupin and I would be more than happy to sit with you two." Sirius bounced up and down.

"I'm Playful Black!" he yelled, attracting some stares, and panting like a dog. "I like cheese, and ham, and bacon, and beef, and I enjoy scratching my backside and teasing people smaller than me!"

"This is Sirius," James muttered, "He's a bit… well… sugar high." Remus smiled teasingly, and headed towards the train, tugging along his luggage. They were one of the first ones there, and found an empty compartment before pushing their luggage onto the rack and collapsing, panting almost as hard as Sirius.

At that exact moment there was a knock at the compartment door.

"Enter at your own risk fellow witches and wizards!" The door opened, and the short fat boy entered slowly, then screamed in fright.

"H-h-hi… I'm P-p-peter Pet-t-tigrew," He stumbled, "Can I s-sit here?"

"First we must judge you're bravery!" Sirius cried, and James rolled his eyes.

"Sit down," Remus said, patting the seat next to him. A split second later the door pushed open, and Cecilia stepped in, sitting beside Sirius and putting an arm around him.

"Hey," she said, "My names Cecilia, and I'm going to have to report you for robbery cause it feels like you've taken my breath away." She smiled, and batted her eyelashes. Sirius looked scared, and even more frightened when Amber sat down on his other side.

"Do you know where a bakery is?" She asked, "Cause I want to find a cutie-pie just like you!"

"Is this going somewhere?"

"Yes, hold your broomsticks, Prongs, I'm getting there!"

:room becomes blurry again:

Keyleigh then asked from the doorway, "Can we sit here?" Remus nodded and she sat down beside him, blushing horribly. Lily sat beside James, who stuck out his hand, and they introduced themselves, then Lily began to read a book.

"What book is that?" James asked.

"Its an encyclopedia," Lily replied, smirking.

"REALLY? I didn't know you could enjoy those, I thought those were something teachers used when you were bad-"

"I was being sarcastic, you imbecile."

"Don't call me an imbecile!"

"fine, dimwit."

"Don't call me that!"
"Why?"

"Because I don't like it, you nitwit!"

"You have no right to call me that, skunk head!"

"Carrot top!"
"Nose picker!"

"Ugly git!"

"You're the git!"

"You're a greasy haired big nosed party-pooping prat!"

"You're a devil befriending idiotic trainee to become intelligent!"

"You're a Stupid knuckle grinding idiot!"

"You're an old shriveling fig-colored raw brained dung smelling, worm eating, frog killing, back talking, acne covered, messy haired, half wit, sorry excuse for a human you old fart!" The room was silent before Amber began to giggle, then Cecilila, then Keyleigh, then Lily, then they all ran out of the room laughing hard, leaving the dumbfounded boys alone.

"Boys, that's the girl I'm going to marry," James said, "I'm going to marry Lily Evans." Remus and Sirius exchanged looks, and then raised their eyebrows and looked out the window to keep from laughing.

"That's not what happened!" Sirius cried, and for a couple more hours they all replayed there memories (Sirius's included beating James in a exploding snap game, and Peter's included him saving the day from an evil 7th year who wanted to take over the world.) In the end James and Sirius weren't on speaking terms, and Remus and Sirius had gotten into a big fight about the book Lily was reading, and even little Peter wouldn't talk to James because of some rude things in the memories he said about him. So Remus was talking to James and Peter, James was talking to Remus, Sirius was talking to Peter, and Peter was talking to Sirius and Remus. When Amber came down to ask for a quill from Sirius she was quite confused.

"Sirius can I borrow a quill?" She asked. Sirius looked for one in his bag and said to Peter; "Please tell Remus I don't have a quill to give to Amber so could he give her one?"

"Hey Moony, you got a quill for Amber"?

"Please tell Sirius I'd be happy to give Amber one of my quills, like a kind person would do, and also tell him he shouldn't have even looked for one of his quills because he only had one and its all chewed on." He gave Amber his quill, but she stood there watching the two go at it with amusement written all over her face.

"Remus," James said, "please tell Peter he's an ugly git." Peter's head turned to James, and in a split second they were wrestling on the floor. Amber shrieked, and Cecilia ran down the stairs, followed by Lily and a very angry looking Keyleigh. Lily snarled;

"As vice-head girl I have the power to take away points so-"

"SHUT UP, EVANS!" James called, taking a swing at Peter, and knocking him over giving Sirius enough room to jump onto James and pull at his hair.

"YOU'RE A MESSY UNKEPT UGLY FAT STUPID GIT, I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYONE EVER PUTS UP WITH YOU YOU BIG UGLY DEER!"

"DOG!"
"ROADKILL!"
"MUTT!"
"AAARRRRRRG!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

The fight was over when Lily came down and took 20 house points from them each, a total of 80 points. The fight ended there, but they still weren't on speaking terms.

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(Fishes in the lake)

"Peter please tell Sirius to pass the salt," Remus said, and Peter asked Sirius to please pass the salt. Unluckily, Sirius had pretended he couldn't hear Remus, only James, so he passed him the salt instead of Remus. Remus clenched his fists, and took the salt from James, and then sprinkled it on his bacon.

"You're eating a lot of meat, Moony," Peter said, "Is it almost time for… you know."

"Yeah," Remus said, "A couple of days. I'll be glad if you James, and you Peter would come with me for it. It's usually fun with the three of us, you know?" Sirius jumped up and stomped out of the great hall, not looking behind him.

"Hello Remus, James, Peter," Keyleigh said, sitting down.

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