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"My god," Jimmy nervously said to Sheen and Carl. "Nearly twenty-five girls hearing about my deepest, most innermost thoughts. And once they hear about it, they'll put it out on the girl's network." Jimmy grabbed Sheen's shirt and yanked him down so that he could stare him in the eyes. "Do you know how fast the girl's network travels? It's like a thousand girls an hour!"

Sheen calmly took Jimmy's hands off of his shirt. "Well, let's look at the bright side." He smiled and stopped talking. Carl and Jimmy stared at him for a few moments.

Jimmy motioned for him to continue. "Go on."

"Oh!" he shouted. "I don't have a bright side. You're the genius. You find one! It'll be like a game!" Sheen ecstatically said while hopping up and down and hitting his fists together in glee.

Jimmy sat down on the curb and balanced his head against his hands. "I'm dead. Life as I know it is over."

Carl and Sheen took a seat beside him. Sheen patted his friend on the back. "Well, it's not that bad. Look at it this way," Sheen explained. "Me and Carl are pretty much the only two people who know about your crush on Cindy. Now think about how little we've made fun of you about it."

Carl stared at Sheen. "Don't worry, I'm going somewhere with this," Sheen reassured his friends.

Jimmy sighed and closed his eyes. He began to remember what Sheen and Carl had done to him over the years.

"Ok," Ms. Fowl began. "It's the last day of school. As I've promised, you may come up here and sing a song for extra credit. Who wants to go first?"

Carl raised his hand. "Yes, Carl? You want to go?" the teacher asked.

"Actually, me and Sheen are doing a duet," he said while running up to the front of the room. Sheen slid to a stop beside him.

"Ah-hem," Sheen coughed. "Hit it Carl!"

"Jimmy and Cindy sitting in a tree!" Carl shouted.

"K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Sheen shouted. "Come on, everybody! Join in!" Jimmy slammed his head down on his desk.

"Truth or dare?" Libby asked. Nick, Butch, Carl, Jimmy, Cindy, Brittany, Betty, Eustace, Libby, and Ike were sitting in a circle in Brittany's basement one rainy afternoon.

"Truth!" Carl shouted.

"Alright," Libby began. "What is one major secret you know?"

Carl rubbed his chin for a moment. "Um, Jimmy has a major crush on Cindy!"

Everyone turned to stare at Jimmy. "Uh, that Carl," Jimmy nervously said. "Look! A wall!" he said while pointing behind everyone. He quickly dashed out the door.

Jimmy, Cindy, Carl, Libby, and Sheen were walking down the street one day after school. "Jimmy, why do you love Cindy?" Carl loudly asked. "Especially after you're always insulting her?"

"Show us your sculptures, class!" Ms. Brown said while strolling around her art classroom.

Jimmy pulled the sheet off of his. "I made an atom!" he proudly said.

Cindy whipped her sheet off. "I made a unicorn!"

Sheen yanked his sheet off. "I made Jimmy and Cindy sitting in a tree kissing! It's based on a song me and Carl made! Hit it Carl!"

"Jimmy and Cindy sitting in a tree!" Carl began.

"Jimmy! JIMMY!" Carl shouted into Jimmy's ear.

Jimmy shook his head and snapped out of his trance. "Huh? What?"

Sheen stared at Jimmy. "Now that you've remembered the near microscopic amount of abuse Carl and I've put you through, just imagine twelve times that amount. It's still really small, right?" Sheen said, his bright smile trying to offer hope.

Jimmy imagined that for a moment before clenching his teeth and turnng his head towards Sheen. "Ahhh!" he screamed while pouncing on him.