Okay this one is a bit lengthier but not by much and me own nothing
Darkside: "Snape come to the dark side."
Snape: "I was already there it wasn't a very nice place."
Darkside: "What do you mean not nice!"
Snape: "It just wasn't hmph…."
Darkside: "We'll make all your dreams come true."
Snape: "How do you know what I dream?"
Darkside: "Okay I've had enough of this" (walks away)
Snape: "Hey! Where are you going, what about my dreams!"
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