Mika: You do know that Toni thinks it's literally going to be all about her and Jackson, right?
Camille: I just meant it was mostly about them...and it was going to be a break-up as well. Payback!
Jackson: What did I ever do to you?
Camille: Shut up! Hiei, would you do the disclaimer?
Hiei: If it'll get you to shut up.
(silence)
Hiei: The author owns nothing.
Camille: (thinking: At least he wasn't as stupid as Yusuke to say that I do own how Mika and George feel about each other.)
Hiei: I heard that and I was going to say that next actually, but maybe it's best we just let them read.
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Back in the Gryffindor common room, that's when Jackson saw them, Toni
and some guy with orange hair who was named Kyo were kissing. Now Jackson would
be completely fine if it was a dare in a game of spin the bottle, but there was no circle
of people and no bottle to spin so it wasn't possible. It broke his heart
and he knew he had to do something about it so when he saw Mika, he kissed her,
of course that plan failed because Mika pushed him away and George by the
look of his face was about to beat him up, but George gave him a chance
to explain himself. "It's because Kyo is kissing her, I don't know why though
but I just don't wanna look at them. Toni's my girlfriend! Why is she
kissing that idiot?", explained Jackson while he was pointing to Toni and
Kyo. George was wondering that too because for some reason he always hated
Kyo Sohma, from the first day he layed eyes on him. "Fine, I won't beat you
into a pulp. Just don't kiss Mika again, why don't you kiss her for revenge?", said
George. He pointed to a girl with long brown hair named Tohru Honda when he
said his last sentence.
"Why her?", asked Jackson. George sighed but still he answered, "It's because
Tohru is Kyo's girlfriend and she's probably as mad as you for kissing another person,
it would make more sense to kiss Kyo's girlfriend as opposed to mine"
Jackson walked up to Tohru and asked as he pointed to Kyo and Toni, "Do you want to make Kyo jealous"
Tohru answered, "Yes, but", and then she asked, "Why?" Jackson thought it would be best
to answer her question honestly and so he did, "Because the girl he's
kissing right now is my girlfriend and I know for a fact you his girlfriend." Tohru paused before
she said anything else and then she said, "Fine I'll help you, because I know
you want to make your girlfriend jealous too, but I have a better idea." She
waited for a bit but no words came out of Jackson's mouth. "Why don't we just
whisper into their ears saying that we were breaking up?", then she waited
again but still no answer from Jackson, "It would make much more sense then
kissing each other because they aren't going to see it." Jackson finally
spoke up and said, "I guess that would be a better idea, so let's do it."
Jackson walked up to Toni while Tohru walked up to Kyo and they both whispered "We're breaking up" into
their ears. Immediately after Kyo and Toni seperated both with surprised looks on their faces.
Toni turned to Jackson and asked, "Did you really mean that?", Kyo did the same
as well, Tohru and Jackson glared at eack other and then turned back to Kyo
and Toni, both of them nodded. Toni broke into tears while Kyo just ran into the boys
dormitory, both Tohru and Jackson just left the common room to go to their
first class of the day. George walked up to her and told her, "You brought this
upon yourself...go to hell you witch." Toni started to think, she was
surprised that she was actually kissing Kyo, usually that was something
that would never happen. Mika being in the Gryffindor common room even though
she's a Ravenclaw was also strange but she could've been brought here by George when
they met in the corridor.
Yuki Sohma for some reason appeared from the boys dormitory and said, "So,
the two couples believed to be inseperable have finally been demolished"
He had a big grin on his face, Toni knew that Yuki has always had a crush on
her and Tohru, but before both of them had boyfriends and now Tohru was
in the corridor while she was all alone with him. "When are you going to
get it through your thick skull that I hate you?", Toni asked. Before Yuki
could answer though she ran out of the common room. Since Mika had already left
George, Fred, and all of Toni's other friends gave Yuki a death glare and
even though Kyo wasn't her friend he still gave him a death glare.
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Camille: Oh no...I couldn't make it mostly about them...actually it seemed just about their break up...but that's what I mainly wanted to do so...I laugh at you Toni!
Toni: (still crying) Wait a minute...how can it be happening in real life if you're just typing it.
Camille: My magic typewriter...it makes everything I type come true.
Toni: Fine...ha beat that.
(silence)
Toni: Where'd she go?
Camille: I'm right here dimwit you just can't see me.