This story will be not to well written but mostly for those people who love to fall on the floor laughing.
Fuzzy Peaches of Doom!
Chapter One: A Weird Start
"Lloyd! I think Colette has gone insane!" Genis whined.
"Why?" Lloyd asked.
"Because she's wearing a dress" Genis explained.
"So?.."
"Well only girls wear dresses" Genis replied.
"You're saying Colette isn't a girl?"
"Maybe.."
-Meanwhile with Yuan-
"Why won't this TV turn on!"
"What's wrong Lord Yuan?" A random renegade asked.
"The damn TV won't turn on!" He yelled.
"Try clicking the On button"
"This moment never happened," Yuan replied.
-Meanwhile with Zelos-
"ZELOS WE LOVE YOU!" A group of fuzzy peaches yelled out chasing after the Chosen.
"First girls now peaches!?" He yelled running.
A peach just then jumped on his head.
"WE LOVE YOOOOU!" It screamed.
"HUNNIES HELP ME!" Zelos yelled.
-Meanwhile with Zelos' Hunnies-
"Right hand on red" A girl said as Sheena put her hand on red.
-Meanwhile with a potato..-
"DON'T EAT ME!" A potato yells as it is being stuffed inside a pot.
"I'm to young to die!" It yelled.
Anyways…
-Meanwhile with Raine-
"I want to see the artifact!"
"No!"
"Why not?!" Raine yelled.
"Because we've heard you blow up everything!" A random guy said.
"That was only the human ranches!" She yelled back.
"Well this is a 'human' artifact!" The man replied.
"This is pointless.."
-Back at Yuan…-
"Why the heck won't the ketchup come out of this bottle?" Sticks bottle up to eye and tries to check why.
"YUAN!" A random renegade yelled. The ketchup covered Yuan's face.
"Dammit!"
-Meanwhile at Kratos-
"Why can't I go on the merry-go-round?" Kratos demanded.
"Because your old!" An old guy said.
"So are you!" Kratos replied.
"But I am not gay and want to go on the merry-go-round" answered the old guy with a dog as a wig.
"But you operate it" Kratos replied.
"…"
-Back at Lloyd-
Lloyd is eating a cream puff.
"CREAM PUFF?!" Mithos yelled as he jumped onto Lloyd and began to kill the Cream puff as the guy from Know Your Stars who took a bite of the Cream Puff walked on stage.
-Back at Zelos-
Zelos is still being chased by Fuzzy Peaches (go figure)
Author's Note:
I know that was very odd indeed ::smile:: Please review?