Wow, so many people liked this! I Guess I HAVE to continue now ::bows and trips over Yuan's ketchup bottle:: HEY!
Yuan: XD
Nall: Idiots…
Me: That was so not funny!
Fuzzy Peaches of Doom!
Chapter Two: Mustard and More food!
Colette comes out in a Banana Suit.
"LLOYD!" Genis yells.
"What now?" Lloyd asks.
"Scratch the part of Colette being in a dress"
"Why?"
"Cause she's taken stupidity to a whole new level.." Genis says.
Colette then begins to sing.
"BANANA'S IN PAJAMAS!"
"No not that damn song!' Genis yells covering his ears.
-Meanwhile-
Yuan is trying to figure out the meaning behind mustard (oh terrific!)
"what is this odd substance?"
"Yuan?" A random renegade says
"Do you know what this is?" he asks holding up a bottle of Mustard.
"It looks like a yellow bottle, M'lord"
"I MEAN WHAT'S IN THE BOTTLE!"
-Meanwhile-
Zelos is still being chased by those peaches.
"Why isn't anyone helping me?!" He yells as several peaches begin to pull at his hair.
"HELLO!?!" Zelos yells as the peaches knock him over into the tunnel of love.
"This is just great.." He speaks as the radioactive peaches are biting him.
-Meanwhile-
Sheena and Seles are having a glass of tea in The palace.
"Have you heard from Zelos lately?" Seles asks.
"No…why," She speaks as the mob of peaches begin to take him to their secret Peach civilization.
"That's supposed to be a secret!" A peach yells.
"Oops!" I yell.
Anyways…
-Meanwhile with Yuan and his potatoes…(refer to Potato Madness)-
"Why won't you things leave me alone?!" He yells as he is tied up on a stick above a boiling part of water.
"UHASDKD (Never you piece of delicious food!)"
"I still don't know what you are saying!" Yuan yells.
"UDHSLOMDA!(Shut up and let's eat him with Spanish rice!) A potato yells.
-Meanwhile Back at Kratos-
"For the hundredth time, I want to go on the damn merry-go-round!" Kratos yells. The dog on the guys wig jumps in the air and karate kicks Kratos.
"Good job shoe" The old guy says.
"You call your wig shoe?" Kratos asks.
"Maybe…"
-Back to Mithos-
Mithos is being surrounded by millions of cream puffs.
"You ate our leader!" A Cream Puff yells.
"I didn't eat him! It was Yuan!" Mithos yells. The cream puffs put down their spears.
"Ok then! LET'S ATTACK YUAN!" They all yell as the join up with the potatoes to cook Yuan with Spanish rice. Who would have thought that, huh?
Author's Note:
That was totally random! I think Cause I ate Spanish Rice I was hungry during this! YAY SPANISH RICE! Was this funny? Please review ::pokes you::