Fwee! Chapter Three of Fuzzy Peaches of Doom is in! Did you give up on me? Of course I'd update! I would never let people down! Erm, some of which are my fans. Please review and tell me why people are my fans xD I don't really get it I feel really inspired after reading hilarious stories. My buddies at neopets have also given me inspiration. Odd inspiration but none the less, inspiration. Speaking of this word called inspiration, my orange tabby is here! He's so cuddly and warm and fuzzy! Yes he is! Oooooh yes, before I start, if you have any fan fictions you want me to read, MAKE sure you put them in your reviews. I'd be glad to read and pop in a review anytime! I'm always on, just sitting here, clicking buttons. I also have another random question! If Yuan is a half-elf, why in the name of Martel doesn't he have pointed ears. That's been bugging me a lot. But I find his human ears a big turn on xD And his blue hair. Ok enough ranting!
Nall: That was the most I've ever seen anyone rant in my entire life of 1,000 years. How do you do it? Do you just type things that pop into your head? You are really odd, might I add.
Me: Erm, yes. Exactly. I love being odd. Odd is funnier than normal! Who here agrees! Well Erm, I've lost many friends being odd, dun't ask tho xD Beware of the odd yaoii stuff in this
Fuzzy Peaches Of Doom
Chapter Three: Who told this guy he could steal the door!
We re visit Lloyd, Genis, and Colette, the Banana in pajamas lady-
"Lloyd, we have to do something about Colette!" Genis whined.
"Ooooh! I know what we can do! Let's die her hair brown! She hates people with brown hair!" Lloyd spoke with a huge grin. Genis paused for a few moments.
"I'm not even going to respond to that Lloyd," Genis spoke sighing. Bursting through the door was Colette in a bikini with Catwoman! Not any Catwoman, a ninety year old Catwoman with lot's of hair! Very Hairy!
"It burns!" Genis yelled shielding his eyes from the two 'females'.
"Pretty…" Lloyd spoke drooling. Genis reached over and thwacked Lloyd on the head.
"Genis!" Lloyd whined holding his head.
"PERSON WITH BROWN HAIR!" Colette screamed pointing to Lloyd as her hair flew in the wind. Running around the room, Catwoman bent over to grab Colette's bracelet.
"KEEP YOUR TAIL DOWN CATWOMAN!" Genis cried as his eyes burned. Yes burned like eggs on a hot summer day.
"Nooo! Not Catwoman's crack!" Lloyd spoke gagging.
Anyways….
-Meanwhile with Kratos and that guy with the wig-
"Here you go President Bob Bob!" The man who ran the merry-go-round said as he let the 60 year old president onto the pink horse.
"This has gone too far!' Kratos yelled angrily unsheathing his sword. Too his surpise.. all it was was a stick with a note that had been addressed to him in pink pen.
"Dear Mr. Seraphim not as sexy and talented as me Kratos,
I am borrowing your sword? Ok! I'm sure you'll let me borrow your sword! I mean, I am the Chosen Of Mana! Me and my sexy self have to use it to ward off peaches!
Love,
Zelos"
"…" Kratos did not reply. The old man who ran the merry-go-round snatched the note and read it.
"hahaha! I knew you were gay! You're as straight as a rainbow!" The man spoke poking Kratos in the chest as the wig barked at him.
"Iidot…"
-Meanwhile with Zelos and Kratos' Sword-
"Stay away you damn peaches!"Zelos yelled as the peach colony slowly approached him.
"We LOVE you Zelos!" One peach spoke throwing a giant bomb at him.
"I prefer women!" Zelos warned. Suddenly out of no where, came a odd guy dressed in leather.
"Mr. Zelos!" The man spoke with a shoe in hand.
"Yo! It's my shoe person come to save the day!" Zelos spoke jumping into the man's arms. The peaches starred at this, shrugged, and charged out of there civilization to meet up with the potatoes and creampuffs to cook Yuan!
-Meanwhile with Sheena-
"Um I have a question," Sheena spoke to the vice chief. She placed her hands on her hips.
"Yes Chief?" The vice chief answered.
"Who stole our damn door?" Sheena barked as a few guys gawked at her from outside.
"I'll fix that right away," The vice chief Tiga replied.
"Anyways, who told that guy he could steal our door?"!
-Meanwhile with Yuan and the boiling pot of doom-
"Burn burn burn! Sizzle sizzle sizzle!' The food products chanted as they held Yuan above a pot of doom.
"First I ate food, now food is going to eat me?" Yuan spoke thinking of the irony of it all. Grabbing his magical double edged blade of doom, he cut himself free and jumped down on the ground.
"Yo man, we, the Beetles, have come to save you dude," The group called the 'Beetles' from a time way before I could remember appeared with their fancy guitars.
"And you are?" Yuan spoke rolling his eyes. Running for his life, Mithos bumped into him.
"YUAN!" Mithos yelled hugging the blue haired guy.
"Mithos! What the, What are you doing?" Yuan yelled pushing off the blonde-haired boy.
"I found your cell phone!" Mithos spoke chucking it at Yuan. Flipping open the phone he flipped through it.
"I have HOW many phone calls left?"
"…2." Mithos spoke grinning.
"I had 203 earlier! Who did you call?" Yuan warned.
"No one" Mithos grinned.
"Tell me…"
"Nope!" And with that Mithos flew away. Yuan grinned and checked the memory to see who the boy had called. To his surprise Mithos had spent all those calls to a Chinese Restaurant! Before he turned it off a pop up message appeared.
"I LOOOOOVE YOU!" On the message was a chibi face of Mithos with hearts around his head. Yuan dropped the cell phone in horror.
Author's Note:
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