Disclaimer: Don't own Teen Titans.
It all started when at the beginning where all stories start. There was only one question why was he the one in the dress. Now he looked like the Goth Titan, who could be mistaken for his sister. Just because he was gone and they needed a girl, he was first choice. The bastards. He glared at them and tugged at the skirt.
"What's wrong with you?" Billy
"No one's gonna recognize ya." Clone
"Ya, you look like a girl." That one got a vase in the face.
The other guys snickered. Oh he was going to get them. They had put him in a dress for one of the stupidest reasons ever. To see what girls talk about in the bathroom and to find the reason they always go with a buddy. Although, he was a bit curious.
They all went to the mall, because that's where most girls hang out. They shooed him into the bathroom, and he slowly stepped in. So very slowly.
He walked in and surveyed the area. It looked like a men's bathroom, minus the urinals and there was no wadded paper stuck on the ceiling. The door creaked opened and he jumped into a stall.
"So did you see Inuyasha last night?"
"Yeah it was so romantic, then he ruined it."
"Then she sat him." Sat him? OMG, They're speaking in tongues!
The girls exited the bathroom after primping their hair. Two more stepped in.
"The joys of the mall of shopping is great, yes, friend Raven?" Raven?
"Right, Starfire." Starfire? Oh no.
A look of horror crossed his features. He leaned on the door. The lock gave way and he tumbled out. He righted himself and stood up. He washed his hands like nothing had happened.
"Oh Hello, friend. Are you enjoying the mall of shopping?" Was she talking to him?
"Friend, why do you not answer?" Crap.
He pointed to his throat hoping she would figure it out and leave him alone.
"Oh I am sorry. Would you like to shop with us?" For the love of-
The red girl grabbed his arm and the other girls and took off. Stores rushed past as the girl searched for whatever she was looking for. He coulda sworn he saw the guys. He looked back and they waved to him. They'd get theirs.
The alien girl stopped at a store. Wicked looked up with horror. JC Penny's. She walked through the store. He couldn't get away the girl still holding on to his arm. He contemplated knawing his arm off to safety, but that would raise suspicions. And the question why he was in dress. A women sprayed perfume on them and it blocked he airway and he started to cough, but no sound came out. The dark girl looked at him suspiously. They had never met, but he had been told of her, and he wondered if she had been told of him. He smelled his arm. Gah, it was an excruciating blend of cranberries and grapes. It was all he could take. He jerked out of her hold when she was distracted and made a run for it.
He threw himself out of the mall, and rushed down the street. His friends had ditched him. He slowed to a walk. He didn't teleport, because if he saw them soon he would beat the crap out of them. If Jinx could do it, so could he. I mean, she may be powerful, but she's not that strong.
"Hey, baby." And now he was getting hit on? Did he really look like a girl? He kept walking and looked at a mirror. His hair was straight down, making his hair look like Kagome's if she had just cut straight across right above her shoulder. The shirt was white and loose. The skirt was black and right above the knee. White socks bunched up hiding ankles and manly feet. He actually looked like a girl.
He ended up at the tower around 12am.They were watching wrestling.
"And we are about to witness the end of the match. This will be a moment never witnessed befo-"
The power went out.
"Noooooo"
"Oh come on."
"I'm blind"
"That's my leg"
"Gah, get off me"
Revenge was sweet.