Chapter Four! Heh, yes indeed, Chapter Four is in! This chapter will have some quotes from around my school, teacher quotes. This chapter will also feature yaoii stuff, yeppers. And also, It will have spoilers. And some language, lol. My inspiration this time you ask? Well it's this piece of dust! Yes! I get inspired by anything, really. Ooh and yes, I now have a deviant art name. Check my bio. I drew Sheena and Corrine, heh, I did it during Social Studies during Mr. Fairbrother's class. I mean, the guy might give me a B! I can't get a B, never never never! I might regret saying this but, MY AOL SCREENAME IS sparklewind. Ok, I'm stupid. Well I will be updating to my reviews again on my website. Sorry for not replying to them for so long.

Nall: eating a muffin:

Me: MUFFIN! GIVE ME THAT!

Nall: Get your own damn Muffin.

Me: I want that muffin. Give it now before I I… get Zophar in here!

Nall:…..

Me: grinning:

Nall: You creep me out

Me: Thank you!

Nall: ….

Me: Someone do my disclaimer!

Nall: I'm not : leaves:

Me: FINE THEN:thinks: Oh Tiger!

Tiger?

Me: Do my disclaimer

Tiger: Fine fine, Kat does not own anything except her ranting above, her deviantart pictures, her B in social studies (me: HEY!) and that piece of dust.

Me:… better then what Nall or Yuan could have done!

N&Y: ….

Fuzzy Peaches Of Doom

Chapter Four: Your Mother!

"Where did Colette go?" Lloyd asked eating a banana split.

"I don't know," Replied Genis. He then noticed the banana.

"Damn you Lloyd! Don't you remember what happened last time you ate a banana?" Genis spoke hinting of this misfortunes in Banana Slices.

"…So?" Lloyd answered.

"You never learn," Replied Genis shrugging.

-At Kratos and the shoe/wig/dog-

"Here Kratos, take your sword back," Zelos spoke entering the scene where Kratos stood, still waiting to go onto the Merry-go-round.

"ZELOS!" Kratos warned angrily glancing over. The man who ran the Merry-go-round, who looked oddly like Koton, turned to Zelos and glanced down at the note.

"AHA! You are this man's 'lover'," The man spoke poking Kratos in the eye.

"Hey!" Kratos spoke angrily clenching his eye.

"Lover!" Zelos spoke with his eyes widening.

"Dude, there was only this one time in a closet! One time over night," Zelos began to explain before he came to realize what he said wasn't the right thing to say in this situation.

"Zelos, you damned fool!" Kratos spoke, still holding his left eye.

"A night in a closet! YOU FOOLS! WHAT WOULD YOUR MOTHERS SAY?" The man shrieked.

Kratos and Zelos leaped backwards.

"Yo!" The wig suddenly said, which is actually a dog. Oh yea, called Shoe as you already know. The groups turned their attention to the dog/wig.

"I'm to sexy to be a wig, to sexy to be a wig, too sexy and way to big. And I'm a model if you know what I mean, and I shake my tail on the catwalk, no the dog walk, not going to be a wig no more!" The dog spoke dancing around, then leaving. Zelos and Kratos clutched their sides holding back their laughter.

"Shoe come baaaack!" The man hollered.

"That was odd," Zelos spoke passing Kratos his sword.

"I agree," Kratos answered.

"You know, you still snore loudly," Zelos spoke as Kratos rolled his eyes.

-At Mithos and erm Yuan-

"Finally, back at my base and with my doors locked so no one can bother me. Life is good," Yuan spoke to himself, with a slight grin. But to his surprise the phone rang.

"Who is it? This better be good. I'm on my last two calls," Yuan sneered into the small cell phone.

"Your mother!"

"Not this damned shit again. Stop bothering me Mithos you damned insane boy! I don't want to marry you, have sex with you, talk to you, look at you, or anything of the sort!" Yuan yelled.

"Yuan! How dare you swear at your own mother. Who taught you those horrid words. You should be ashamed!"

"Mommy?.." Yuan spoke in shock.

"Yes, I am your mother Yuan. And what is this about sex?"

"Uh….." Yuan paused.

"Oh look. The pizza is here, by mom" Yuan spoke sharply hanging up the phone.

-At Regal and Dirk-

"I heard you make Dwarven Pot—Luck surprise." Regal told Dirk sitting down at a fancy table.

"yes I do," answered Dirk setting down a bowl near Regal.

"Lloyd told me about it on our journey," Regal answered lowering his head down into the bowl to eat.

"…" Dirk was silent for a moment.

"What is this? It's great! It has a unique texture and terrific taste," Regal announced bringing his face back up, which was now covered.

"Dwarven Pot—luck surprise! It has snails, snakes, beetles, oil, dead skin cells, coconut and other stuff. Oh and hair lad," Dirk explaining proudly. Regal's face went pale.

"Accuse me a moment," Regal spoke leaving the house almost dieing.

Author's Note:

I know it's short, please don't hurt! Please don't. But review or I shall never write another chapter in this story : evil laugh: