Lol, I finally got out of writers block from some random words of praise from my friends. Yay for fuzzy peaches! Let's see how Kratos and the others get themselves out of this odd mess. Poor poor them! Anyways enjoy this story, seeing it made 15 people's favorites, LOL!

Me: So tired, can't focus

Nall: Then go look up pictures of your dog love Shigure

Me: He so hot!

Nall: he a horny dog

Me: Ya damn cat!

Nall: I'm a dragon/human! Not a freaking cat!

Me: You look like a cat

Nall: -.-;

Me: Breath fire on suthin

Nall: How about you?

Fuzzy Peaches Of Doom

Chapter Five: Pickles Death

-At Lloyd-

"Genis Look at this! It's a magazine!" Lloyd shrieked. Genis grabbed the magazine from Lloyd and starred at it.

"Lloyd, this is playboy…"

"I know! It's got Colette in it!" Lloyd replied grabbing it back.

"Colette in playboy? What page?"

"Here!" Lloyd shoved the page in Genis face. On the page was not Colette but Oprah Winfrey. Genis shrieked loudly and covered his face.

"The horror!"

"Oh! It's Oprah! Man I love her shows!"

-At Kratos and Zelos and mr. merry go round-

"See, your wig is gone. Now nothing is left for you. So leave this merry go round and go console yourself," Zelos chanted. Kratos just starred at him.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh! Is Mr. seraphim curious?" Zelos asked, as if he was on a game show. Kratos starred at him.

"No, I was wondering when you had felt so much for a random guy," Kratos sighed.

"You know I'm bisexual.." Zelos suddenly hollered. Kratos just starred at him in horror and dis-belief, he hid under the merry go round. See, Zelos then looked around for Kratos.

"Mr. Flamey Krattie! Mr. Wiggles!" Zelos shrieked. Kratos just shuddered thinking of what Zelos meant by those words.

-At Regal and Dirk-

"You ate my spoon.."

"I didn't eat your spoon, you have it wrong," Regal pleaded, in shock as Dirk chased after his with a giant sword that resembled a blow up toy.

-At Colette and Sheena-

"Look! Look! A walking hotdog!" Colette yelled pointing to a doxen walking by. Sheena buried her face into her hands.

"Colette that's a dog.."

"Yea Sheena! A hot dog, wanna share it?"

"Why must I be stuck with the dumb one!"

-At Yuan and Random Pieces of Food-

"What do you want with me! Why can't you just leave me alone!" Yuan yelled, as random pickles with big fat feet cornered him against a buttered wall.

"Yuan, I must tell you something," A big pickle, the leader spoke walking up. Yuan eyed the pickle.

"What?" He asked bitterly.

"I'm your father!" The pickle announced. Suddenly ten pickles yelled and jumped on Yuan squeaking.

"Brother!"

Yuan starred blankly as the rabid pickles huggled him. All was going so so until his cellphone rang.

"Yuan! Have you found out who your father is yet?" Yuan's mom squawked like a bird. Yuan closed his eyes and stomped on the cell phone.

"Why me!"

At Presea and a random toenail-

"Bob! Bob where art tho!"

"Over here my love"

Anyways, ignoring Preasea's Romeo and Juliet story with a toenail…

-Back at Zelos, the Bisexual dude-

"Kratos! I got some oil!"

"O.o!" Kratos hid farther under the merry go round until he was as far as he could go. Under the merry go round was none other then Drew Carey.

"Want a fry?" He asked shoving French fries in his face.

Author's Note:

Riiiiiiiiight! The randomness continued! Poor Yuan, Poor poor Kratos! And Weird, Lloyd thought Oprah Was Colette!