It was about lunch now, and somehow, InuYasha and I found a way out of the house. I put a shock braclet, which was a shock coller at once, on his arm, so he couldn't get away. I know it seemed cruel, but I didn't even put it on him. See, while we were escaping from the house, there was this bug. It was a creepy fly. But anyhow, it started talking, yes talking, to me and InuYasha.
"Ah, so you are InuYasha, demon that seeks the 'Jewl of Four Souls', am I right?" InuYasha nodded. "And you, you must be Teal."
"Yeah, uh how did you know my name? And who are you?"
"You mean that you have no clue who I am?"
"Uh that's what I pretty much just said." "I am Bo-bo, the fly demon. I have been watching you for many nights, Teal."
"You have been spying on me, you little freak?" A sense of anger had crept into my voice. "So that's why I couldn't sleep! You've been hiding underneath MYbed, right?"
"Yes, but only while you sleep."
"Okay..." I said, creeped out. The anger was now gone.
"Bo-Bo, what are you doing here?"
"InuYasha, this girl is special. I was sent to watch her. But as you're here now, I guess I can leave." InuYasha grabbed Bo-Bo.
"No, you won't leave. I want you to tell me why she," he said, as he pointed to me,"had the Shikon Jewl."
"Well, Master Inuyasha, even the great Bo-Bo does not know that. But seeing as you have found it, it brings great danger here, to her and her family, the town, the state, pretty much the whole country now."
InuYasha slapped his head. "Great, just like what happened with Kagome. Find the jewl, girl gets attacked, get partnered with girl," InuYasha said. "
Hey, wait a second. Before you go all judging me and that crap, I'm not like kagome was in the book. If she was like that in your life, I'm NOTHING like her," I said, trying to convince him.
"Now now, Teal and InuYasha, stop fighting. You're partners. I didn't choose it, neither one of you chose it. Destiny chose," Bo-Bo said, trying to keep us from fighting. Bo-bo shoved a bracelet on InuYasha's arm. Man, thiswas one strong fly."There, now if he gets out of hand, Teal, you just push this button, and it'll shock him."
"So, it's like a shock collar?"
"Precisely."
"Great, more electricity..." InuYasha said, a bit annoyed.
I pushed the button for fun, just to see what happens. A jolt of electricity ran through InuYasha's body.
"What was that for!" InuYasha said, even more annoyed now.
"Nothing, I was just testing it to make sure it works," I replied, trying to keep myself from laughing. "Ok, I've had enough of this bug," I said, as I smashed it between my hands. It was squirming in my hands. "Ewww, this is gross." I wiped my hand InuYasha.
"Aw Man! That's sick!" He started rolling around in the grass.
After the bug incident, InuYasha and I had lunch. There wasn't really anything else to do, so we went back home. This time, neither one of us got shocked by the fence, because it was turned off.
"Oh crud, my mom is home. She's gonna find out that I wasn't really sick, and she'll find out about you," I said. How would I explain InuYasha to her? We walked in the door. Thank goodness my mom was in the kitchen. Maybe she hadn't been in my room yet. No, that couldn't be right. She would've been in there first. I walked into the kitchen.
"Mom..." She turned around from the sink.
"Honey! You're safe! I came home, and you weren't in your room. I was so worried." She came over and hugged me. InuYasha walked into the kitchen.
"Mom, this is-" I was cut off before I could explain.
"Oh my gosh! A freakish dog person!" My mom screamed in terror. She rushed for the phone and started to dial the police department. Jade came in the door, wearing some sort of corny outfit.
"Bling bling dawg!" he said, giving all three of us the peace sign.
"Jade! You are such a freak! Can't you see there's some sort of dog person trying to rob us?" my mom yelled at Jade.
"Mom, would you just listen! He's not here to rob us."
"And I'm not a freakish dog person. My name is InuYasha."
"Yeah, and I'm the pimp master flex," Jade said, actually serious.
"Jade, you are not a pimp, you're just a perverted freak stuck in the hippie years," I said. Jade walked over to InuYasha, half drunk, and took a swing at him.
"Now, you're gonna get it, dawg," Jade said, in a daze.
"You gotta be kidding!" Said InuYasha as he hit Jade in the mouth.
"Ouch! Now I can't kiss my girlfriend!" Jade uttered as he kicked InuYasha in the stomach.
"You dirty little-" InuYasha said as he gave Jade a reeling kick to the stomach.
"Ugh!" Cried Jade as he barely caught himself by grabbing the fridge handle. I then pushed the button of the shock remote and InuYasha fell to the ground.
"You dipstick! Whadya do that?" InuYasha asked in confusion.
"My name is Teal! Not dipstick or kid!" I yelled as I pressed the button to the shock remote again. InuYasha fell to the ground again and squirmed a little. "Now, what's my name?" I asked him.
"You son of a-"
"THAT'S IT!" I yelled as I pressed the button at least 20 times.
"Your name is Teal. Now please... STOP!" InuYasha said struggling to get up.
"And don't you forget it Inu- Whatever!" I screamed. InuYasha got up groggily and dusted his haori off. Jade appeared to be knocked out as he was breathing lightly as he had his eyes closed shut. Suddenly, loud sirens rang outside!
"Oh no InuYasha! The police are here!" I yelled in panic. Oh no, what am I gonna do? I thought worried. A familiar voice than rang through the air.
"Get off me punk!"
"Huh? Xavier? Is that you?" I called out into the kitchen.
"Yeah," Xavier said. "
It's ok officer, there's nothing here," my mom said, assuring the officer that everything was alright.
"Ok, then ma'am. I'll be leaving then. But keep an eye on this little punk," the police officer said, pointing to Xavier. Xavier stood up, and gazed at InuYasha.
"Okay, I must be seeing things," Xavier said, half laughing.
"Xavier, what are you laughing at?" I asked, confused.
"I'm laughing at 'InuYasha'. Everybody knows that he's just some cartoon. I mean, you are so obsessed that you've created a life like figure of him? Man, Teal, you have major issues."
"Xavier, he's NOT a figurine, he's real," I explained.
"No way. I mean, gosh Teal. You need to go to a mental institute," Xavier said, still not believing what I was saying.
"OK, fine! Believe what you want, Xavier. But I am telling the truth. InuYasha IS really here."
Xavier walked over, and started poking InuYasha's ears. "Wow Teal, they feel almost real," Xavier said, in amazement. InuYasha grabbed Xavier's arm.
"Teal! It's alive!" Xavier yelled.
"No you dimwit, he's actually InuYasha. And what are you doing here, anyhow?"
"Oh my gosh, he really IS InuYasha! I can't believe it! I'm standing in the exact same room as InuYasha, my idol!"
"Whoa, wait a minute kid. You mean that I am you're idol? That's just plain creepy. And you said that Teal had issues? I think you're the one with issues," InuYasha told Xavier.
"Xavier is my name, it's not kid," Xavier told him, "and why is Jade on the floor knocked out?"
"Well, Jade and InuYasha got in a fight, and InuYasha knocked Jade out. Or as Jade would say, 'The homie dawg knocked the pimp masta flex out, yo," I said as I tried to mock Jade's voice.
After I had explained everything to my mom and Xavier, we all had dinner, including the pimp freak.
"Hey, did you dawgs catch how groovy that cop was, yo?" Jade asked. "I mean, she had a really nice butt."
"Jade! You are such a perv! I mean, you need mental help!" Xavier said, disgusted with Jade.
"And Jade, you were knocked out when the cop was here, so how did you see her?" I asked.
"Well, I wasn't actually knocked out. I was hoping that she would give me CPR, but that didn't happen." I sighed. Jade can be such a freak. InuYasha was sniffing the plate, and poking at the spaghetti on it.
"What is this stuff? Some sort of funky ramen?"
"No InuYasha, its spaghetti. It's good, try some," my mom said, "or as Jade would put it, 'Try some of this funky fresh noodle dish, yo."
Jade was slurping his noodles now, and he sounded- and looked- liked a total pig.
"C'mon Jade, you got to have some table manners. I'd hate to see you on a date with a girl," I said.
"What KIND of a girl? A total funky fresh hottie, or a major nerdy one?"
"Does it matter?" Xavier said.
"Xavier, are you sure you don't want any spaghetti?" my mom asked Xavier.
"Nah, I already had dinner."
"Xavier, you never told me why you came up here."
"Oh, I came up here because you mom said that you were sick."
"So, you really care about Teal, don't you Xavier?" InuYasha asked.
"Well, yeah. She's my cousin after all."
"Oh, I thought you were her boyfriend or something."
I nearly choked on my spaghetti. "Xavier? My BOYFRIEND? You've got to be kidding!" I said, nearly laughing.
"Well, I didn't know. My gosh."
After we were all done with dinner, we took Xavier home. Jade lived with us, unfortunately, so there wasn't any way to get rid of him. When my mom and I got back from taking Xavier home, Jade was on one side of the couch, and InuYasha was on the other. The remote was ripped in half, so I guess they were fighting over it.
"Dude, this pimp here totally ripped the pimping remote, yo," Jade said.
"Oh my gosh! Just drop it, freak! You were the one that started it after all!" InuYasha yelled, fed up with Jade. I pulled the remote for the shock collar out of my pocked and held it up far enough for InuYasha to see. He shut up immediately when I put my finger on the button.
"Teal, what's that?" my mom said, noticing the shock collar remote. "
This? It's uh.. It's a remote," I managed to answer.
"A remote for what?"
"A shock collar," I said, looking down at the floor.
"Why do you have a remote for a shock collar?" my mom asked, confused. InuYasha showed my mom the bracelet on his arm.
"For this. Bo-Bo stuck it on me, and nobody can remove it, just like these prayer beads," InuYasha said, as he pointed the necklace on his neck.
"Oh, I see now,"my mom said.
I turned on the TV and sat down on the loveseat, next to my mom.
A couple of hours passed and Jade and InuYasha were now on the both sleeping on the couch, drooling all over the couch. My mom threw a blanket on them, just for the heck of it. I walked into the kitchen, followed by my mom.
"Teal, what are we gonna do? I mean, do you think we can just keep Inu-whatever here?"
"I don't know, mom. I just know that he came here for something called the Shikon Jewel, at least that's what I think it was called. Then Bo-Bo, this fly something, said that InuYasha would have to protect us, now that the jewel thing was found."
"Oh, so you mean, he'll be like staying here, right? I hope you don't think that you'll be able to stay home for awhile, because you're not. I sort of knew you were playing hookie this morning; I just didn't know that you did it for InuYasha."
"So, are you gonna let him stay? Please, please?" I said, begging my mom. She sighed.
"Fine, I guess he can stay, since you did say that he is supposed to protect you. And I guess that this means I won't have to lock your door anymore."
"Thanks Mom." I walked over and hugged her. Even though she can be annoying at times, I still love her.
Will I end up Having Feeling for InuYasha? How long will he stay anyhow? And will Jade ever stop being a freak? Read on!