A/N-Muhahaha I feel so evil torturing the little naruto cast people! XD Anywayz got this idea during school! Well after school anywayz whatever...CROSS COUNTRY (aka torturing students for your own enjoyment and chasing them with a bike...) I do this every day after school for about 2 hours and its basically running around why would I do that...don't ask me. Anywayz my friend and me thought it would be funny to write about this so I did! I feel so special!..not really. Usual pairings and just pure humor!

Disclaimer-I don't anything...so sad T-T neither does my fellow companion.

WARNING- LOTS OF CHARACTER BASHING! (Except for Naruto, Neji, Shika, Ino, Ten Ten, Shino, Kiba, Hinata, Choji, Gaara, Kankurou and Rock Lee.) EVERYONE ELSE, BE WARNED!

Cross Country-Naruto Style!

It was a perfectly normal day in Konoha but there was one thing that was wrong. THERE WAS NO MISSIONS! Dun Dun Dun! Okay anywayz...the senseis all gathered and decided to build up their students STAMINA! Even though Naruto and other people have enough stamina it just to help them more, nothing really painful and harsh,...coughyearightcough. Ok well so on the teachers signed them up for CROSS COUNTRY such a beautiful sport! ...yea right. The sensies told them to meet them at the Konoha Park at 4:00 in comfrotable running clothes. Soon all of them where at the park and the beautiful tortu..er I mean sport begins!

"Ano, why are we here?"Naruto asked confused.

"Baka, we're here because Kakashi-Sensei told us to come."Sakura replied.

"Oh yea!"Naruto remembered.

"Baka."Sasuke said.

"WHAT WAS THAT SAUSKE-TEME!"

"I said baka."

"SASUKE-TEME!"

"HEY FORHEAD-GIRL!"Ino yelled.

"Nani? INO-PIG!"Sakura yelled back.

"How troublesome.."Shikamaru mumbled. MunchMunch in the background.

"Oi! So you guys are here to!"Kiba yelled to them.

"Narut..to-...Kkkkunn."Hinata stuttered.

"..."uh Shino said nothing.

"Hey don't forget about us!"TenTen yelled.

"Hnn."Neji said.

"AHH THE SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!"Rock Lee yelled at to everybody.

"Thats right my favorite student!"Gai shouted out.

"Gai-sensei you're here!"

"Of course I am!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sen..."Lee got cut off by TenTen and Neji, to everybodys relief.

"We gathered you here today because, as you know there are no missions! We, the senseis, decided to build up your...dun dun dun STAMINA!"Kakashi yelled out.

"Are you guys going to train us or whatever your going to do?"Naruto asked.

"Hell No! We signed you up for the wonderful sport of CROSS COUNTRY! And we leave you in the safety of SK and her fellow companions!"

"Huh? Whats cross country and whoes SK?"

"Cross country is er...well I leave that to SK to expain and she is your coach er sensei."

"Okay...o.O"everybody said.

"Hello Naruto cast people! I'm SK standing for Shika-Kun but it would be confusing since Shikamaru name is Shika so I'm SK! I'm here to tortu...er build up your STAMINA! Cross Country is basically running around like idio...um I mean well it's just running basically. Umm my companion is Darkmage1313 and her evi- I mean sweet wonderful muse, EvilFire1313. Anywayz we'll start now with WARM-UP LAPS!"

"Nani?"All of them said.

"Uhh...run this whole field one time."

"Why?"

"Cause I said so and if you don't you'll regret it."

"Yea right what could you do to us!"Neji and Sasuke said.

"I could do this!" Sasuke admited his undying love for Sakura just then.

"Sakura I love you...OMG Did that just come out of my mouth! What the Fuck! O.O"Sasuke screamed.

"So Neji..."

"Okay okay I'll do it."

"Good. Now start! Girls run that way and Guys run this way!"

"Hai!"

"Mwhahahahahahaha!" Everyone stared at EvilFire1313, because she was laughing like a lunatic.

"... Don't mind my muse... she has... problems..." DM1313 said slowly, backing away from her alter ego.

"Ahem, can I please have your attention. The sand squad is here! The awesomely cool Gaara-Kun and his fellow lackies, the bitch plus the puppeter!"SK announced.

Everyone stared at her like she had three heads or something, while DM1313 and EF1313 discussed the best way to kill people with the former homicidal maniac/compulsive killer Gaara.

"Now that everybody is done with the warm-up laps, we actually have to do stretches, except for Temari who has to run 7 miles before she can do anything else and don't worry Temari I know you can do it."SK proudly stated as she poofed away the sand kounchi's fan. "You won't be needing this..."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY ONLY MEANS OF GETTING OUT OF THIS DAMN VILLAGE AND YOU TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME!" Now, everyone was staring at Temari like she had three heads.

"SHUT UP BITCH! OR I'LL MAKE YOU RUN EXTRA LAPS FOR GAARA! NOW MOVE MOVE MOVE!" DM1313 screamed as she began to whack Temari with her own giant fan. Poor Gaara was sweat dropping in the background. >>;

"Now everyone circle up, boys on the outside, girls on the inside..." EF1313 said in a surprisingly patient voice. "NO YOU IDIOTS! THAT IS NOT A CIRCLE! THAT IS A BLOB! I SAID A CIRCLE! A CIRCLE!" Or not...

"TenTen these people are crazy."Ino stated in a low whisper.

"You just noticed?"TenTen said.

"I CAN HEAR YOU! I wouldn't mind if you guys talked, but only if it's about your undying love for Neji and Shika!"SK stated proudly once again.

Ino and Ten Ten clapped their hands over their mouth to prevent any words from spilling out, while Neji and Shika were blushiong furiously in the background. "Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad..." SK pouted.

"Oh, I never mind about being called crazy... Gaara says it makes you special..." EF1313 said in a creepy voice, while poor Gaara was trying to recall when he ever talked to EF1313. She turned to SK. "DM1313 says that she'll switch places with you know. She's bored of chasing around Temari with the giagantic fan, and wants to lead the stretches..."

"Hmmm I wouldn't blame her for being bored, it is Temari after all, but I still want to tort...uh I mean help the Naruto cast. Besides I can just hire crazy fan-boys if she has any. But, there're a lot of stupid guys out there, so at least one would come. DM1313 can still tor...um help me."SK said.

"OKAY!" DM1313 popped out of nowhere. "I got around 10 boys to go after Temari... You're right there are a lot of idiots in this world..." she muttered. "ARE ALL YOU IDIOTS IN A CIRCLE!" she screamed at the poor tormented cast. "Er... Sorry Shika, Neji, Gaara, Hinata, Ten Ten, Kiba, Akamaru, Shino, Ino, Choji, and... I guess Kankurou. Your not idiots." She apoligized.

"HEY! How come I wasn't apoligized to?" Naruto yelled

"Do you even know what a circle is?" She asked him flatly.

"YES I DO! It's a round thingy."Naruto stated proudly.

"Fine DM1313 and I will apoligize if you can give me the exact definition of a circle."SK said.

"Uh..."Naruto said.

"A circle is...actaually if Shika can give the definition or Neji they don't have to run the extra laps that I feel like giving you guys."SK said.

"Er... a circle is a plane curve everywhere equidistant from a given fixed point, the center." They both said quickly, not wanting to run any more laps.

"GOOD BOYS!" EF1313 said enthusiastically, patting Neji on the head. In the background, SK was doing the same to Shika. "Now, everyone EXCEPT Shika, Neji, Shino, Hinata, Ino, Gaara, Choji, Kiba, and Ten Ten has to run 3 more laps. They can run one." she said happily.

"Well... actually... Ten Ten and Ino, you two are going to run 20 laps unless you admit your undying love to Neji and Shika." SK said thoughtfully. "So, what'll it be, pain or public embarassment?" she asked cheerfully.

"Uh... how about neither?" Ino asked hopefully.

"Hmmm... OKAY!" SK said cheerfully.

"HEY! HOW COME THEY DON'T HAVE TO RUN EXTRA LAPS!" Naruto screamed indignantly.

"Because their special." The three evi- wonderful trainers said in unison.

"HOW COME THEIR SPECIAL AND I'M NOT!"

"Well... First of all...Shika and Neji can actually define what a circle is. Shino and Hinata have caused me absolutely no trouble at all, they're good little ninjas" SK paused to pat the two on the head. "Choji and Kiba are way too cool to run those fun little laps, Gaara would probably kill us if we made him run... Even though we can make him do stuff, we'd rather not. Akamaru is a dog, we're against animal cruelty. And of course, Ino and Ten Ten will suffer later." She said happily.

"Why does that not make me feel safe?"TenTen said.

"I'm with you.."Ino said.

Ewllo! Well I doubt anyone will review except some of my good friends on ff but if you do you'll get your fav naruto pairing poster and a cookie shaped like your fav naruto character! Wow isn't that cool! Anywayz DM1313 please don't kill me by adding additional stuff without your awesomely good grammer! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Remember cookie and poster! Well bye! OH by the way HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ASUMA IN 3 hours and 5 min!