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HP Goes 2 Hollywood

Chapter 2: Confusing Encounters

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Daniel opened his eyes. He felt a throbbing pain on his head. He felt wetness on his back and pain with it as well. As he remembered…they were running away from their apartments and then the next thing he knew…he was feeling this pain on his head and on his back.

He was sure he was lying down. He could feel his whole body at rest. 'Smells like fresh grass to me,' he thought 'Ouch…I think I damaged my legs' he thought as he helped himself up.

He looked around and was completely in shock when he found himself in the 'set' of the Hogwarts grounds "I never knew they brought me here as punishment." He said spotting Emma, Rupert, Tom, Joshua (Goyle's actor), Jamie (Crabbe's actor) and Genevieve (Pansy's actress at HP 3 but I like to keep her as a Pansy) wandering by themselves.

"Hey guys!" Daniel called as he caught up with them. "You didn't even bother to wake me up in the middle of this wet set!" He snapped "Don't tell me you still remember the prank I pulled on you, Tom."

Emma rolled her eyes "Firstly, we're not on the set, secondly, we tried waking you up but you were too cozy."

Daniel frowned in defeat "Whatever, Emz. Just make sure nothing…I mean nothing happens to my legs. It's more precious than your life."

Emma shrugged "Sure…fine. But 1st before we think about your self proclaimed 'legs of the world' we should think about where we are RIGHT NOW!"

"Ms. Granger!" A man's voice called.

Emma and the others couldn't help but turn to the person. "Mr. Rickman! Thank God you're here" Emma said running towards 'Allan Rickman'

Daniel moved closer to Tom "His hair looks greasy and he looks kinda rugged to me, I don't think that's Allan." He whispered to Tom.

Tom slightly nodded "Yeah…look at him. He looks a bit crankier and grumpier." He whispered back.

Snape looked disgusted with 'Hermione' (Emma) "What are you talking about, Ms. Granger?" He asked hesitantly "I have all the reasons to punish you and your little friends Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley."

Emma raised a brow on Snape "Punish? When did you learn punishing us? And plus, the shooting's over. You can get rid of those Snape costumes now."

Snape in the other hand was clearly confused and irritated at the same time "Snape costume?" he asked "What do you think of me Ms. Granger? A Halloween character? You think I'm scary?" He asked with irritation in his voice.

Emma shook her head "Allan, why do you keep calling me Ms. Granger? For the last time, shooting's finally over!"

"Shooting? Have you been performing spells?" Snape asked in rage.

Emma looked confused "You know…you're confusing me."

Snape frowned as he always did "You want to play games ha. Then yourself along with your friends Potter and Weasley for a week of detention."

"Detention? I can't have detention! A set is not a school! It's not applicable to give us detention when we're not even studying!"

"Not in school! First reason to give you detention, you and your friends are out here while classes are going on, secondly, you've been that miss-know-it-all again! And lastly because I want to give you detention." Snape frowned "And this is NOT A SET! This happens to be Hogwarts…whatever set you're talking about Ms. Granger is out of this world. Well I'll tell you one set…set yourself for detention!"

"Miss-know-it-all? I never even—

"Save it for detention, Ms. Granger." He cut her sentence. Then looked closely at the people behind Emma. "Mr. Malfoy? Mr. Crabbe? And Mr. Goyle?"

Tom forced a smile "Um…hi?"

Snape walked towards 'Draco' "Don't tell me you're one of them."

Tom looked at Daniel in confusion "Mr. I'm not quite sure if I'm the person you're looking for."

Snape looked at Daniel "What have you done, Mr. Potter!" he asked obviously angry.

Daniel shook his head with a shrug "Let me tell you something, I'm not even sure who you are so quit accusing me of something I didn't do."

"Feisty tongue you've got there, Mr. Potter. Double the detention for you."

Daniel rolled his eyes "Wait till my manager hears about this! I'll make sure you get well punished for this Allan."

"Allan? Very nice of you to give me a special name Potter." Snape said in sarcasm "Now! Run along to your classes!" He shouted.

"Sheesh, what classes are you talking about? Are you insane?" Genevieve butted in. "Sorry but we're actors and actresses not…students."

Snape turned to 'Pansy' "Ms. Parkinson? What are you saying?"

"I'm not Ms. Parkinson…I'm born as a Gaunt." She said "But thanks anyway for thinking I'm a walking big disease." Genevieve could only joke.

Daniel laughed "Yeah…Parkinson's Disease!"

Snape turned to Daniel in rage "You have no right to call anyone a disease, Mr. Potter. So triple your detention and bring your friends with you as well."

Daniel looked at his friends "Let's give this guy a chance. Let's go guys," He said dragging along Draco (Tom), Goyle (Joshua), Crabbe (Jamie), and Genevieve (pansy) along with Emma and Rupert.

"How do you think you're bringing?" Snape asked.

Daniel looked back "My friends,"

Snape raised a brow "Since when did Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle and Parkinson become your friends?"

"Ever since they started shooting Harry Potter series." Daniel continued to answer.

"Daniel, I think we should just stop answering back to this guy, he's crazy." Tom whispered to Dan's ear.

Snape looked at 'Draco' "Crazy? Thanks Mr. Malfoy. I can't believe I'm saying this…you just earned yourself a detention with Mr. Potter…along with your friends as well." He said looking at 'Pansy', 'Crabbe', and 'Goyle.'

They all just gave him a shrug and walked on. As a cast of HP…they surely knew where their classrooms are. But instead of going to 'class' they wandered around. "The man said this IS Hogwarts." Dan opened the topic.

Tom nodded while walking "I never knew Allan could blow us off just like that."

Jamie had to agree. "Yeah…just so weird how he changed in a day."

"What can I say? Magic." Joshua said with a smile.

Rupert touched the cold walls "This is really getting weirder. Who's the next one? Ms. Maggie? (McGonagall's actor), Mr. Gambon? (Dumbledore's actor)"

"Who knows Rupz." Emma said "They might just be playing some kind of tricks with us. Maybe they learned that we almost snuck out of our apartments…and unfortunately fell over the subway stairs." Emma ended.

Daniel and the other shrugged "Sure…this may be a little punishment."

"Little! This is over the walls!" Genevieve commented.

"Ms. Parkinson!" Now…a lady's voice called.

They all turned to see who it was. "Ms. Maggie?" They all chorused.

"All of you…what are you doing out here while classes are on going!" She asked in rage seeing them out.

"Game's over…quit it." Dan said without even looking at her.

"Game? Quit! What are you talking about Mr. Potter!" McGonagall asked furiously.

Daniel bit his lower lip "You mean…we're not playing any game?"

Emma elbowed her "We're truly sorry, Ms. McGonagall?"

Dan looked at Emma in question "Ms. McGonagall?" he asked "You mean she's not yet married?"

Tom had no choice but to pinch the living day light out of Dan. They could just play along to avoid more trouble with the co-actors and actresses. "Stop it…let's just play along to avoid major trouble." He whispered.

"If you kids don't want detention, you better get to your classes this instant."

Emma and the other nodded and walked hastily. "That was close." Dan said.

"Yeah…because of you Mr. Legs." Emma added in.

"Dan…just please if you don't have anything good to say…just don't say anything at all." Jamie warned. "We might get into a serious trouble."

Everyone agreed.

"Fine then…no words to be spoken."

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It has been 1 hour and they still haven't gone to any of their so called classes. "What time is it Dan?" Emma asked.

Silence.

Emma looked at Dan "I said what time is it?" Emma asked again.

Dan looked at Emma signaling the promise he made earlier.

"We didn't mean don't talk AT ALL we mean don't talk foolish stuff when in front of out co-actors and actresses who are currently playing games on us."

Dan smiled "Oh…thought so. Its 11:00….which means lunch!'

"Whatever,"

"How about let's get to the 'Great Hall' and get our lunch." Joshua suggested "Coz' my stomach's telling me to."

Emma shrugged "Sure…" she agreed and walked as the other followed her.

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