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HP Goes 2 Hollywood
Chapter 3: Draco's little problem
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MONDAY EVENING'S GOSSIPS (MEG)
"Good evening to all of you watchers and non-watchers of this show. This is James Wallace." The 1st host introduced himself.
"Yes and this is Lily Gromit," then the 2nd hostess introduced herself.
"And you are watching MONDAY EVENING'S GOSSIPS!" The 2 chorused.
"Now to start the show, as we all remember; yesterday the trio of the infamous HP series along with some friends has been reported missing." James started.
Lily nodded "Which led to some canceled daily activities. But just this afternoon, their managers called to tell us they have just been spotted strolling along the sub way." Lily added in for info.
"Who knows? These kids just might have 'magically' played a prank on us!" He cracked up a joke. "Considering they're playing the parts of powerful people in the Harry Potter series that had just been completed last summer."
"Also take into consideration, they were missing yesterday and just this afternoon, they appear…magically!" Lily again added in.
"Yeah along the subway! They must've taken their parts too seriously Lil. They must've waited for the train to Hogwarts!" He laughed with the people and co-host Lily Gromit.
Lily laughed "Don't worry, Dan. I think Dumbledore's waiting for you at Hogwarts!" she cracked up another joke.
"Let's give Dan's co-star Tom some credit tonight. He and his manager were heard arguing about something." James opened up another topic but this time, it was about Tom.
"Arguing? Man, what has happened to Tom Felton." Lily commented "Don't you think its just self-defense I mean his manager is so strict…too tight on him."
"Self-defense it is Lil." James agreed "If some people call it disrespect…we call it self-preservation."
"Yeah, being kept in a daily schedule is a bummer. Don't forget those diets they force you to eat. Its like they take away the fact that you even have a brain of your own." Lily and James just had to agree with 'Tom' (Draco). He was merely protecting himself.
"Now its time to end this wonderful show. This has been Lily Gromit."
"And this has been James Wallace…for."
"MONDAY EVENING'S GOSSIPS!" They chorused again.
8-8-8 (Tom's apartment)
"Did you see that!" 'His' manager said turning the T.V off "You've turned all of them against me."
Draco sneered "So!"
"Don't you know Lily Gromit and James Wallace are great discriminators!" again the manager said furiously "Now what are they going to say about me? They're going to make fun of me! And it's all because of you!"
Draco was annoyed. He wanted to hex this guy to oblivion "Don't blame me for what you've done, unknown man!"
'His' manager looked so furious. He could feel his blood boil…if it's even possible. "I didn't do this…you did. You just had to act abnormally! Acting like Draco Malfoy! Then I shouldn't have shouted at you!"
Draco smirked "Whatever, boy. I seriously don't have time for this foolishness you're starting again…"
"Foolishness! You're calling this foolishness! This is called DISCIPLNE!"
"Discipline…foolishness…sounds the same to me."
'His' manager rolled his eyes in defeat "I don't know what to do with you anymore, Mr. Felton." He said and exited the room.
Draco was the cool one this time. He knew how to act around this screaming banshee. If Draco hadn't tolerated this man, he should've hexed him earlier ago. This mud blood sure was the worst one EVER! Not even Hermione pushed her limits.
This guy had no considerations. He'd shout anytime he wanted to shout which was annoying on Draco's part. He just had to see his friends and ask that Saint Potter what's going on.
Draco stood up and got his coat. He looked around and exited the room as well.
8-8-8 (The corridors)
Draco looked left and right and all he could see were doors. 'Which door is it?' He asked himself.
He stopped in front of a blue colored door. He looked around and opened the door. "Potter!"
A bunch of girls looked at him. "Oh my God! Tom!"
Draco frowned and immediately closed the door. "Wrong room."
Draco walked again. He stopped in front of another blue door and opened it. For the 2nd time. It was the wrong door.
Hours passed and Draco had been opening the wrong door. "Well, this is the exit." Draco said but gave it a try.
As he stepped out, he saw a huge structure across from where he was standing. "Hope this is it."
He walked towards the entrance door and opened it. He found himself in another corridor again. "Great…it's like I'm back where I started." He said and gave it another try. He was desperately looking for his friends and Potter.
He opened the 1st door he saw. Drats! Another wrong room. Uhoh! It was Potter's stupid manager. "Hey! Aren't you supposed to be in your apartment, Tom?" He said and stood up.
What 1st thing came into Draco's mind was to run….finally, he did. He ran up the stairs fast enough not to be caught. He entered a room without even looking who was inside it.
"Draco?" a familiar voice called.
Draco spun around and saw Pansy. "What the heck are you doing here?" She asked.
Draco sat beside her "Listen, we have to find Harry and the others! I don't want to stay in this muggle world. First, we have to look for Harry…he might know what's this all about."
"I think we should look for Hermione,"
"Of course not! She's…she's…she doesn't know anything about this."
Pansy rolled her eyes "Yeah considering she's the muggle here!" Pansy snapped "Come on Draco. Lower your pride and we might just get out of this trouble soon."
Draco crossed his arms "No way, she's a mud blood."
Pansy was starting to get annoyed with her friend "Fine! But let me tell you something Draco, if we don't get out of here soon…it's going to be your fault!" Pansy exclaimed and stood up to get herself a drink.
"Pansy, think about it. Hermione might just betray us."
Pansy sat beside Draco again "Who ever told you we'd befriend her forever?"
Draco smirked. He liked no he loved the idea Pansy had just given. "Nice one, now we have to get Potter and get the hell out of this place."
The door opened viciously "There you are, Mr. Felton!" 'His' manager shouted.
Draco glared sharp knives at this guy "Here you are again, boy." He calmly said but with a bit of irritation sensed.
'His' manager walked towards him and pulled Draco up. "You come with me," he said and dragged Draco back to his apartment.
8-8-8 (Back to Tom's apartment)
"Didn't I tell you to stay here!"
Draco hissed "Why do you keep shouting at me!"
'His' manager stood right in front of him. "You have to change that spoiled attitude of yours before Mr. Levesque's party, Thomas."
Draco hissed again "Mr. Levesque's party? I don't even know who he is!"
"Yeah right! Just the mere fact that you're watching WWE with Daniel, Emma, Rupert, Jamie, Joshua and Genevieve."
Draco stood up to go face to face with this guy "Firstly, I don't know what WWE is and secondly, I don't know who those people are!" He shouted back at him.
'His' manager stepped back "How dare you! I have never been so disrespected like this before!"
Draco sat back "Yeah because people are afraid you might shout at them to death, old man." Draco said to completely annoy him.
"Old man! I'm not old! I'm only 43 years old."
"43 and old sounds so the same to me."
"Have you no respect for adults anymore, Felton!" he continued to annoy Draco with his loud speaker like voice.
Draco glared at him "For your information Mr. 43, my family name is Malfoy…not Felton."
'His' manager glared back at him "What kind of names do you give people now!"
Draco rolled his eyes "Mr. 43's better than old man right!"
"Yes but I still think its disrespect!"
"STOP SHOUTING AT ME!" Draco snapped. Really, his ears were going to bleed anytime soon. "You better shut it or I'll be forced to hex you back to oblivion."
"Hex? Oblivion? You are completely and clearly out of your mind!"
Draco clenched his fists "If you don't want oblivion then I'll give you fist." Draco threatened calmly.
"Is this how you want things, Thomas? You're grounded!" He shouted and finally left Draco alone and peaceful.
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AN: THANKS FOR READING THE 3RD CHAPTER…PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. If you have suggestions, don't hesitate, just tell me and I might just consider it. ) thanks again!