Author's Notes: Hey, I try. Ron and Harry are mine...If I was the omniscient Joanne. Which I'm not. Sob. This drabble is so NOT a drabble, it would be funny were it not so sad.
"Harry?"
"Yes, Ron?"
"There's been this...rumour going around." Nervous shuffling.
"What sort of rumour?"
"It's quite silly, really." Cough.
"Alright..." Expectant stare.
"-And I'm sure that it's false!"
"Just spit it out already, will you?"
"Well, people have been saying that you and Malfoy were seen, err, engaging in certain activities..." Mumbling.
"..."
Groan. "Please tell me it's not true."
"...It's not true."
"Bastard!"