Sorry it took a while. I went on a holiday, then a cyclone came and knocked out the internet. Then I got lazy and didn't get this written till last night. But it's here, short and sweet, do enjoy.
Random Stuff About Stuff – Indeed, Iroh and Sokka are the best characters in the whole series. They are much loved, as is the title. And CHEESECAKE!
JustAnotherAvatarFangirl – No, I think I'll just leave it and not write anymore. Therefore you shall never get to read this, so there is really no point in writing this.
Rachel – Hey! Grab me a bit of that cheesecake please!
Element Girls – Holding one's breath is the only way to get what one wants.
Amberhawk – Alright! Calm down. Have some tea.
animeloverj – I'm still laughing, to tell you the truth, and the truth it is. I was giggling like a schoolgirl when I was writing a certain part of this chapter. See if you can guess which part.
She Who Is Too Lazy To Log In – I'll hold you to that. I am trying so hard to keep them in some sort of character, but I don't think its working. They are my puppets. Dance, puppets. Dance!
evilfuzzy67 – Thanks for the fuzz! I'll make a note to read one of your stories.
Zuko makes a cheesecake
The crew thinks they are Waterbenders
Uncle Iroh has the ship bugged
Katara finds Zuko's scar sexy, apparently.
Ok, so Zuko is nearing his ship, which is frozen in place in the river inlet thing because Katara and Aang thought it would be funny to see what would happen to the geographical and meteorological world if they froze over all the oceans and created global freezing.
Unfortunately for them, they weren't very good Waterbenders, and the aforementioned Fire Nation ship got in the way of the ocean, so that completely stuffed up their plan.
On the ship the crew had declared a snow day. Crew members were having snowball fights, making believe that they were Waterbenders while doing so. One of them even going as far as to be prancing around, throwing snowballs and declaring; "Check me out! I'm Katara the Waterbender. I'm in love with Prince Zuko but I'll never admit it coz I'm so stubborn but I'll marry him coz he's a powerful bender and I'm gonna marry a powerful bender coz that's what Aunt Wu said I'd do, taking into consideration the fact that she didn't specify which powerful bender I would end up marrying. I also find him manly, ruggedly handsome and his scar is very sexy."
The entire crew, everyone within a ten mile radius of the ship and Uncle Iroh, who had the ship bugged, had burst into laughter at the very lame yet slightly accurate impersonation of Katara.
At that moment, Zuko boarded the ship, sending the crew into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. In no time, crew members were complaining of sore cheeks, acing sides and asphyxiation.
It is here where we introduce some dialogue provided by Prince Zuko himself.
"What's going on?" he asked.
"Nothing sir!" answered Lieutenant Jee in Morse code, using his laughs in place of beeps.
"I hope it's not another lame yet slightly accurate impersonation of a certain person."
Jee and crew members shook their heads, still laughing. Usually, that 'certain person' was Zuko and the impersonations were extremely lame and sometimes not even remotely accurate. One of the more popular Zuko impersonations suggested that Prince Zuko had a crush on Avatar Aang and that is why he saved him from Zhao in 'The Blue Spirit', one of the crews' favourite episodes of Avatar: the Last Airbender, which was viewed religiously by the crew.
"Alright then." Zuko accepted that what had made the crew laugh was not a Zuko impersonation. So, he turned, looked at Jee with all the seriousness of a serious situation and said, "Jee, bring out the Arrowroot biscuits."
Silence fell over the crew as the order was given out.
Jee made to move when Zuko stopped him.
"And Jee, make sure you get the chocolate Arrowroot biscuits."
A gasp of shock came from every single member of the crew.
"Sir, you don't mean to…"
"That's right." Zuko cut Jee off. "We are going to make my famous Double-Double-Triple Swirly Choc Cheesecake, with a chocolate Arrowroot biscuit base, a chocolate sponge cake divider, two layers of chocolate flavoured cheesecake filling with chocolate sauce swirls and chunks of three different kinds of chocolates, all toped off chocolate shavings."
The crew cowered at such a drastic and extreme proposal as Zuko took a moment to catch his breath. But Zuko was not done yet. No, not by a long shot.
"And hot chocolate fudge."