Sorry for the grammer and spelling of the last chapter! I was in a rush! I hope you enjoy this chapter too!
One by one, everyone popped in the strange place. It was like a palace, grass every where and fountains of pure water erupted in various places.. The birds chirping. the sky so blue, and Yuri picking his nose. How lovely...
"Where the Hell are we?" Eiri said, breaking the silence. Everyone was confused, where were they exactly? Another place? Another planet? Another universe? Or maybe another dimension?
"Woah! Look! There's Eiri, Ryuichi, Tohma, Shuichi, Rikku, Paine, Yuna, Sora, Goofy, and Donald! Oh my gawd! Eiri!" Paloma screamed and went over to Eiri who just lit a ciggerate. "Ummm..."
"What do you want?"
"Hi..." Paloma said shyly.
"Hi."
"Hi..."
"Will you get out of my face?"
"Hi Eiri."
"I said hi! Now leave me alone!"
"Hi Eiri..." Paloma said before being dragged by the ear by Yuri.
"Welcome brave warriors!" said a strange lady.
"Who the hell are you and why are we here? And how do we get out of here, because these people are freaking me out!" Eiri said as he pulled the drooling Nicole off him.
"You all are here to save the world. Each and everyone of your worlds... My name is Macerena. You know, the song 'Macerena'." As Macerena said that a huge disco ball came down, laser lights poped out everywhere and a loud version of Macerena was playing. Everyone danced, even Eiri. The old lady shaked her butt and everything disappeared.
"So where are we exactly, Macerena?" Paine said and the music came on and everyone danced again.
"Please call me Laffy Taffy." Laffy Taffy said.
"Ok. Where are we?"Yuna said asked.
"You are in Fairytopia!" Laffy Taffy said as Barbie came out in a pretty pink dress. The Fairytopia song came out and everyone brought out a tutu and danced around like a ballerina.
"Hello. I am Princess Barbie." Barbie said. The song "Barbie Girl" came on and everyone sang.
"You got to stop that!" Tohma said.
"Ok." Barbie said. "We need your help to-"
"Save the worlds. Blah Blah Blah. Like I didn't hear that yet." Sora said and rolled his eyes.
"Fine! If you don't appreciate me, then I'll just go shopping in the mall!" Barbie said in a girly-girl kind of way. Ken, with his convertable, came and gave Barbie a ride. He ran over a poor puppy. "Oops! I don't brake for anything!"
"That was strange." Paine said.
"What to do now?" Tohma asked.
"Hehehehe! Nothing, as I kill you all!" Lafy Taffy yelled and then pulled out sword. "Die!" She did the Matrix and kicked Yuna into the wall.
"Damn lady! How are you so flexible at your age?" Nicole said before getting kicked right next to Yuna.
"Don't worry! I am here to save you!" Yuri said. Laffy Taffy lifted her skirt. "Ahhh! My eyes! My precious eyes! They burn!" Yuri said while covering his eyes and tripped over Yuna and fell face first into a pile of poop.
"What do we do now Sora?" Goofy said.
"I don't know! Get in there and fight!"
"What are you going to do?" Donald asked Sora.
"Hide! Duh! Now get going before I beat the crap out of you!"
"Wow! He was much nicer in the game!" Paloma said. Sora gave her the evil-eye. "Don't look at me like you know me!" Paloma said in her spanish accent.
"What? Bi-otch? Want to make something of it?" Sora said.
"Oh no you didn't!"
"Oh yes I did!"
"What ever."
"Talk to the hand because my handsome face won't listen."
"You are pretty, pretty ugly!"
"Don't make me bitch slap you!"
"Try me!"
Laffy Taffy punched Sora in the stomache and tossed him into Yuri. She also slapped Paloma for ten-minutes and then threw her into the pile of people. "Oh gawd. Stupid damn brats!" Eiri said. Eiri pushed the DO NOT PUSH OR ELSE THIS PERSON WILL EXPLODE INTO A MILLION PIECES button on Laffy Taffy's forhead. BOOM! Laffy Taffy exploded and banana flavored laffy taffy flew everywhere. All Shuichi and Tohma did was smiling and nodding while everyone was getting beat up. Rikku on the other hand was already in the castle and snooping around to find anything. She wasn't lucky. She found nothing worth value of keeping. There was a room that was lock with a huge KeyHole. "Ow! I think I broke my transversus auriculae..." Yuri said.
"Your what?" Nicoleboth Paloma said.
"Hey! Where did Rikku go?" Yuri said.
"I think I saw her going into the castle." Tohma said.
"Then let's follow her!" Yuri said. They all went into the huge castle. Everything was sparkly clean and the air smelled like roses, definately Barbie's.
"Hey you guys! Come over here and give me a hand with this lock!" Rikku said while jumping up and down. Sora took a look and then took out his KeyBlade. He pointed at it and the door opened slowly, but his KeyBlade disappered in his hands. "What the! What happened to my KeyBlade? Where did it go?" Sora said looking at Paloma and crossed his arms.
"Up your ass." Paloma replied calmly.
"Haha that's so funny. Not!"
"I know what's funny! Your face!"
"Oh! Just wait until I get my KeyBlade. I'd woop your ass!"
"Aww! A coward boy hiding behind a huge key! I am so scared!"
"This isn't time to be fighting you two." Nicole said holding on to Eiri's arm while Shuichi tried to pull her off. The door opened fully. A huge stream of light came from what ever was inside the door. "Let's go!" Rikku said. They all went in after the light dimmed down. Inside there was 13 treasure chests labled with each person's name. They got their own and opened it in unsion. Eiri got a sword; Shuichi got a twin, tiny swords; Ryuichi got a cross between a cherry and a blueberry, Tohma got nifty gloves, Yuna got a lot of ammo for her guns, Rikku got a longer twin blade, Paine got bigger sword than her own, Sora got his KeyBlade back, Goofy got a bigger, better shield; Donald got a more powerful rod; Paloma got a white staff; Nicole got a black staff; and Yuri got a KeyBlade. Everyone was happy with their items. "Now I can kill any brat that touches me." Eiri said as he looked at Nicole, who positioned herself next to Eiri. The castle violently shake. "What's going on now?" Eiri asked.
"Sorry! I had beans this morning..." Paine said.
"Ewww! That's gross!" Paloma said. Ryuichi tried to eat his item, but it was too hard. "Oh...well! I'll keep it in my pocket for now..."
"Now what do we do?" Tohma asked.
"I don't know. Let's explore this castle." Eiri said. They walked into every room. They didn't find anything interesting until the last room they checked. The room had staires that lead to the roof of the castle. On the the roof there was bird poop, a flying car built for 13 people, a shiny object, and some dirty gym socks. Everyone payed attention to the shiny object. "Oooo! Ahhh!" everyone cooed, everyone except for Yuri.
"Guys! We can use this car to go to other places!"
"The let's go!" Eiri said.
"Yeah! Road trip!" everyone yelled in unsion. Eiri just rolled his eyes and sat on the driver's seat. Everyone got into the back. There wasn't enough room for all of them so Sora stuffed Goofy and Donald into the trunk.
"Your so mean!" Paloma yelled.
"Want to join them?" Sora said.
"No! You should be more nicer!"
"You should mind your own business!"
"Well you should be kind to everyone like in the game!"
"So? I learned that being nice hurts."
"You are such a BAKA!"
"You shut-up! Or I'll make you!"
"Ha! Yeah right!"
(Pointless arguments after)
"Uh...Eiri?" Nicole said.
"What? You damn brat!" Eiri replied coldy.
"Do you even no where we are going?"
"No clue."
Hehehehe! Road trip! I hate those...but enough about me! See ya!
