Hello! I have nothing to say except Happy Thanksgiving!

Soaring through space, at an incredible speed! Stars twinkled, planets gleamed, and the other heavenly bodies danced. It was a long journey in the car. It could have been shorter if Eiri knew where to go and if he can hear his own thoughts over the bickering in the back. "Grrr! Shut-up!" Paloma screamed.

"Or what?" Sora yelled back.

"Or I'll shove this...this...thingy! Up your ass!" Paloma waved her white-staff. In anger, she accidently hexed Eiri. The hex flew at Eiri's head and it hit a red button. The result was astonomical! With the force of a thousand atomic bomb, the car blew up, sending it's passengers into space...

What seemed like a couple minutes later...

"Ugghhh! I don't feel so good..." Paloma said. She opened her eyes to see that she was lying on a white bed. There was a boy wearing glasses, a girl with beautiful hair, and a freckled boy with red hair staring at her. "Woah! Get away!"

"Ahh! Your finally a wake!" The boy with glasses said.

"Blimey! She's awfully cute!" The freckled one said.

"You think ever tall girl with weird looking hair, wearing glasses and black sweaters, who loves RPing, Kingdom Hearts, Gravitation, and other things are cute!" The girl said.

"Who are you?" Paloma said covering her body with the skin cell covered sheets up to her neck.

"My name is Hairy Hotter, this is Her-manly Ranger, and Bonzo Sneezley!" The boy said inching his face closer to Paloma. She could clearly see a McDonald menu scar on his forehead.

"Don't you mean Harry Potter, Hermonie Granger, and Ronald Weasley?" She asked.

"Who are they?" Her-manly said.

"I don't know." Bonzo said.

"Where is here?" Paloma asked.

"This is Snotmarts! The school for lizards and bitchary!"

"Woah! Ok... How do I get out of here?"

"You can't." Hairy said.

"Why?"

"Because you can't leave school grounds!"

"Oh! I should've seen that coming... Is there others like me here?"

"Sorry! There isn't any talls girl with weird looking hair, wearing glasses and black sweaters, who loves RPing, Kingdom Hearts, Gravitation, and other things here. Although there is those three over there." Hairy said and pointed to the other beds. There was Eiri, Yuna, and Donald eating something between slime and poop. There face was filled with disgust.

"Ok...!"Paloma said. There was a loud noise the appeared to come from outside.

"Oh! No...!" Her-manly screamed. "Boar Soily-shorts is here!"

"Umm... Lord Voldemort?" Paloma questioned.

"No! Boar Soily-shorts!"

"Ok..." There was another loud crash outside and a crack thundered through the air. One wall broke and there stood a fat, bald, pig with yellowish-brown shorts.

"What the?" Eiri said from his bowl.

"You know... these shorts were white this morning..." said the pig.

"Ewww!" Yuna screamed as she pulled her face out of her bowl of slime. The slime covered her face.

"Run! It's Boar Soily-shorts!" Everyone yelled in unsion.

"Hahaha! You can't escape!" Boar Soily-shorts said and waved his wand at the only possible escape, Eiri's ass.

"Noo...!" Her-manly screamed as she pulled her head from Eiri's ass, which he didn't care because he had his face in his bowl of yucky slime.

"Yes!"

"Nooo!"

"Yes!"

"Nooooo!"

"Yes!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Her-manly screamed and drank some squash juice before screaming,"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Yes! Efinity times!"

"No! Efinity times and beyond!"

"Grrr! You won this time, but be warned! I will come back!"

"Don't think so!" Donald managed to quack from his own bowl. He picked up his rod and yelled," Firaga!" Boar Soily-shorts was instantly fried.

"Bacon anyone?" Hairy Hotter asked.

"Are you guys still eating that?" Her-manly asked.

"Yes! It taste so good!" Eiri, Donald, and Yuna said from there bowls.

"I thought you guys said that it tasted bad!" Bonzo asked before sneezing.

"GAFgfa fad dsadfasdfew!" They cried and ate some more.

"Finally! Someone appreciaties my belly-button lint!" Her-manly exclaimed.

"What? This slime thingy is your lint?"

"Yep! It's fresh! Why, I pulled it out this morning!"

Some gross sounds that are to sickening to describe later...

"So I guess your staying here!" Bonzo said.

"Do we have to?" Paloma cried.

"Yep!"

"Isn't there any way to go back to our other friends?"

"There is one spell! Retemitnec Eno!" There was loud sound that sounded like someone has bad gas problem and Paloma disappeared. She reappered back into the room but one centimeter away where she was before. "Oh! Wow! That was a big difference!" Paloma said.

"It sure was!" Bonzo said and sneezed. Mean while...

"Where are we?" Nicole managed to say. She couldn't see anything at all. All she knew was that she was on a cold floor in a cold, dark room.

"I-I don't know..." Tohma said. He sounded like he was in pain.

"Who else is here?" Nicole asked to the darkness.

"Let's go get em!"

"Okay...Goofy's here and Tohma. Anyone else."

"I will kill you all if you don't SHUT-UP!"

"And Paine. Any others?" Nicole asked again. There was silence. The lights suddenly turned on. The room had no windows, a bathtub, toilet, and a television screen. A face popped up on the screen. A person wearing a mask said, "Hello. I am JigSaw. You are in here because...because...umm...I like cheese! The only way out is to find the key, blah, blah, blah! Good-bye."

"We are in here because JigSaw likes cheese. That's not a good reason is it?" Tohma asked.

"Nope not really..." Nicole answered. "Usually, we are gonna have to disemble out body parts to get out. Or someone has to die."

"You know this because..."

"There was two movies about this."

"Oh!"

"Let's go get em!"

"WILL YOU SHUT-UP!" Paine screamed and got up. "Can we cut him up first?" Both Tohma and Nicole nodded. Paine began to cut Goofy into small pieces. "Yeah!" Goofy yelled and then he died.

"Nope!" No key in him, but no more random noises because he is dead." Paine said.

Wah! Goffy died! Wait! It's all my fault! ToT