Read. I am so bored!

Dark Room

"God... this place is so weird. I believe that no one wonts to give up there life because life is precious. I certantly don't want to indulge in such a dispeakable manner... unless it's for the greater good. Dear Tohma, if you only knew that I would sacrifice my life so that you can keep yours. Now I shall lay here, where ever here is, and think carefully of a way to get out without anything having to do with death. Let's see... what are my options? There is a door. A door that will not budge. A door that not even Paine can smash. My staff, I can not enter the dark realms of the shadows. It might backfire or destroy me or anyone else. Too dangerous to try. Tohma on the other hand, had be chosen to be given the gloves. They look pretty cool to me. But what if it had some deep meanings? Like sort of a special power... maybe I should ask him later... he looks like he too is thinking over there. Oh! He looks so determined and serious on that toilet... or maybe he is just taking a dump... Wonder if the toilet still works. Wait! Did I see something gleamed? Yes! I see it now! There! In the toilet roll! I must get it...

Gosh the floor is dirty, like it was never clean before...

Is Paine sleeping? Wow... I never thought she would be able to sleep in a time of need such as this...

I managed to get what looked like another tape, but this one is all metallic. I'll pop it in and see if there is anything...

JigSaw makes me want topuke. How that unrightoues person can be called a human being! Ok... calm down Nicole...breath...ok... JigSaw said that if we want to live and still get out, we would have to look for something that is describe in this poem:

I am never alone.

I always have a partner.

I am nice and cozy,

and prevents frost bite.

I also might be used for another purpose...

like changing when touching...

What could it be? I keep asking that but I have no clue. Yes, I am a little frightened but I have Tohma to protect me.Tohma! That's it! His gloves! How can I be so stupid? I got to tell him...

How cute is he when he smiles...He hugged me! How wonderful! Now another question popped up. How will the gloves help us? There must be a way! Think...gloves. Maybe I had thought of something already...special powers...maybe...maybe there is something in the poem...What does the last to lines mean? I also might be used for another purpose... like changing when touching... changing when touching...maybe it changes when it touches something? Maybe... I should ask him...

It worked! Unbelieveable! I had just witness something so amazing! Those gloves! There are able to turn into anything you want, but you have to touch the material first! No wonder the tape was metallic! Tohma made his gloves turn into a key! It worked! The door is now ajar in front of us! Free at last!

How I am deeply depressed...we are not free. JigSaw had indeed lied...Nothing lies beyond but a huge factory, or so it seems...Maybe there is another way out... We shouldn't seperate. Not when there could be JigSaw... Gosh this place is huge! Doors and rooms, there everywhere! Machinary and all types of things lie in the dark shadows of the factory...Ha! Why do I care...

Dark room...

another...

locked room...

Hey! Where did Tohma go? Oh! There he is down at the other end...

There is something different about this particuler door. I can't tell what it is, but it's different...I wonder what's inside... Ha! A dark room... Holy shit! The door slammed! Oh God! It won't budge! Shit! Now I am stuck in here! I hope Tohma or Paine can here the door slam! Come on...

Where could they be?

How long will I stay in here?

God damn it! Someone please come...

Is there someone in here? It sounds there is someone breathing in this very room! I know it's not me! Don't worry... breath in...breath out...Tohma will come...I'm sure of it...He'll barge right in any second now...

any time now...

yup! Anytime...

right...now...

...now?...

Tohma! Please save me!

Is someone touching me? Oh god! Someone is touching me! Oh my God!"

Snotmarts

The headmaster, All-bum Dumbo-more, had made Eiri, Yuna, and Paloma students while Donald had become the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor due to the last Defense Against the Dark Arts professor (which had a really bad gas problem which we should not go into details) early leave. They were sorted into groups by the magical Sorting Bucket of Dirtyness. Oddly the all sorted into the same house, Gryffindor. "Finally! Something in this weird place is correct for once!" Paloma said as she waved her magical wand. Due to "everything is magical", Eiri and Yuna had to give up there weapons and got new wands.

"Aren't I a little too old to go to school?" Eiri said.

"No one is too old! Now go to your class!" All-bum Dumbo-more said.

"Sheesh! Fine we will!" Paloma said and walked toward there next class, which was Herbology.

"Welcome students! We are gathered here today to replant some PhuFu's! Put on your gloves everyone! Alright now. Just take them out, wash them, and replant them in the bigger pots over there." The professor said and pointed at the pots on the table. Everyone was assigned to groups of three and had there gloves on.

"Ok... Let's do it! Yuna, you wash the Doo-doo or what ever, and Eiri you will be getting the pot and replanting ok? I will take the Moo-moo out." Paloma said in a bossy tone. She grabbed the the little leaves and pulled until the PhuFu came out. It looked like a Pikachu, except it was all dirty. "Awww...! It's so cute!"

"Please! Get out of here! These people are mad! They shoved me in here with Ash!" The PhuFu said.

"What's your name?" Yuna said and made a baby face.

"Pikachu! Now run before you get captured!"

"Woah! You can talk?" Paloma said.

"Duh!"

"But I thought Pokemon can't talk!"

"Well your stupid then!"

"Tell us how you got here!"

"Well...Me and Ash wanted to get high but we ran out of pot. We went out and saw this old lady that had a warning sign. Ash, being the dumb ass that he is, didn't read the sign that clearly said: DANGER! DO NOT ASK THIS OLD CRAZY LADY FOR ANY POT!. He asked her is he could have some pot. She smiled and said 'Bibbity bobbity boo'! Then we found ourselves here, in this flower pot."

"Where is Ash now?"

"Still in the pot but he is dead. He had to live on my poop. So sad...So get out of here before it's too late!"

"One problem, WE CAN'T!"

"Then may the force be with you!"

"What? Ok...weirdo! Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"Are you a boy or girl?"

"He-she."

"Ok..."

"Paloma! Wake-up!

"I am awake Pikachu!"

"Paloma!"

"I am right here! Can't you see my eyes are open?"

There was a smack. Paloma opened her eyes. "What? What is going on?"

"You had a dream dumb ass!" Eiri replied.

"Ok... Where are we?"

"Hogwarts."

"Oh my God..."