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Hogwarts
Paloma, standing and not moving a muscle. Wasn't Porfessor McGonagall suppose to be the head-mistress? Wasn't Hogwarts suppose to close becasue of Dumbledore's death and the return of the most evil wizard ever known to the wizarding world? So many questions, and yet there was no time. Paloma will ask Harry what will and had happened over the summer, but right now would not be the best time. Mrs. O'Niell was laughing manically as she rammed into the first years.
The next morning, Paloma woke up with an empty stomache. She had not eaten i quite a while. She got dressed and joined the others wo were already sitting at the long table. All sorts of food was prepared and laid all over the tables. "Good morning!" Hermione said happily. "Professor O'Niell told me to give you this." Hermione held out a parchment and gave it to Paloma. It read:
Dear Paloma,
I hate you.
Your evil teacher,
Professor O'Niell
"Like I didn't know that already!" Paloma screamed and shredded the parchement. "Harry, What happened over the summer? Weren't you suppose to go to the Dursley's? And then Grodric's Hollow? Then hunt for the remainder Horcuxes?" Paloma asked.
"How did yo-? Oh nevermind. Anyways, I did. I'll tell you later, we have classes now." Harry said and the four walked all the way to potions class. There stood Professor Slughorn, as proud as ever. He didn't seem to happy but had a grin on his face. He wore a lavendar cloak with yellow and white stars. They changed colors when he moved. Surrounding them, there were cauldrons brewing with the most uniqe smell and color Paloma had ever seen.
"Hello class. Harry m' boy! Please sit down! Can anyone tell me what this potion is called?" Slugorn questioned the class and pointed to the red cauldron in front of his desk. It was boiling but none of it's green slime spilled out of the cauldron. There was a green vapor emitting from the oozey potion. "Yes Miss Granger?"
"It's-Dracaliz! It's-a-potion-that-turns-the-drinker-into-a-dragon-that-represents-their-soul." Hermione said in a rush.
"Correct, five points for Gryffindor. As usual, I am going to start off with a contest. Who ever can make the potion on page 39 i their new book, or closes, will recieve two bottles worth of Dracaliz." Professor Slughorn said cheerfully amd ventured off into his office. Paloma opened her book to page 39, which she had been given by Professor Slughorn, and read the intructions to make a invisiblity potion called "Elbasivin".
Mean while...
Another Dark Room
Nicole squirmed to get away from the mysterious hand.
"Can you hear me now?"
She almost flipped when that stupid guy who is always saying that stupid phrase turn on the lights.
"Good."
"Give me that cell-phone!"
"Can you hear me now?" He said and moved one nano-inch away from where he was previously standing.
"Are you freacking mental?
"Good."
"Hello? We need to get out of here! There's a serial killer out there! I need your cell-phone!"
"Can you hear m-"
Nicole had punched the yaoi baka into the wall and grabbed her one way ticket out of this dump. She pressed in a bunch of numbers and listened for the other line to pick up.
...RING...
...RING...
...RING...
...RING...
"Hello. You have reached Jigsaw. If you wish to die, leave a message after the beep. If you do not want to die, then press "1" to view your options."
BEEP!
"At any time you may dial your option. Your are options are:
1) Wait until this cell-phone explode.
2) Kill yourself with a knife inside this cell-phone.
3) Run and pray you will die instantly.
Press the star key to go over these options again."
The cell-phone exploded, but Nicole wasn't holding on to it, instead she tied it to the locked door-knob.
BANG!
The door was instantly unlocked, Nee-chan style (Nicole). She wuickly grabbed the door and burst right through the door. She kissed him. Nicole had kissed Tohma. He tried to get in. When Nicole opened the door, he happened to go in. There lips met.
"Nicole. I'm so happry to see you. Although, I bring terrifyinh news, I am now cheating on my wife, and secondly, Paine was killed when she fell down on her sword. We have to get out of here!" Tohma said in a burst of energy.
"What the hell do you think i've been trying to do for the past couple of hours?"
"Actually, it's only been 15 minutes."
"Who gives a shit?"
"Let's stop cussing and start running!"
They ran through the empty hallways and rooms while holding hands. They managed to see a door that was marked with an exit sign, could this be a booby-trap? Or was Jigsaw trying to use reverse psychology and trick them into think about thinking that they were thinking that Jigsaw was thinking to make them think of thinking about thinking about the door. But the door was down the hallway, which looked very far away. Just then, the two of them heard a loud bang of a door. There was no one but them, a dead Paine, the weird cell-phone guy, and possibly, Jigsaw him/herself.
Nightmare becomes reality when the familar mask of Jigsaw walk towards the lovely couple. Nicole and Tohma sprinted towards the door, and Tohma tripped Nicole.
"Tohma! Save me!" Nicole screamed as she got up.
"Better you then me sweetie!" Tohma said while running towards the door.
"You FUCKING BITCH! AND TO THINK THAT I ACTUALLY KISSED YOU!" Nicole screamed. "Can you wait? I got to kill someone first."
"Sure, and while your killing things, kill yourself for me!" The Jigsaw replied.
"Ok!" Nicole said and ran after Tohma with her staff. "Oh Tohma! Honey! Come here! DID YOU FORGET YOUR ANNIVERSARY PRESENT?"
"Not really." Tohma said and sprinted faster, he was so close to the exit now.
Nicole had finally kept the pace and was neck to neck with Tohma. She pointed the staff at Tohma and said some weird words. Then she quickly pointed the curse at Jigsaw and s/he did the Matrix thing.
"YOU LYING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH!" Jigsaw screamed and threw a knife at Tohma. Tohma felt the pain and stumbled with Jigsaw catching up.
"Go on Nicole! Forget about me!"
"No! We are almost there!" Nicole said and picked up Tohma, even when he tried to get her killed. She dragged him with Jigsaw in hot pursuit. She touched the door-knob and twisted it open. By the Jigsay was so close, that you could see the white of his/her eyes. Nee-chan opened the door in a hurry and looked back. There was Jigsaw catching up. There was Tohma, bleeding all over her favorite shirt. And there she was. Standing there. Jigsaw grabbed for Nee-chan but Tohma pushed her through the door.
"Good-bye...Nicole..." Tohma said and the door closed on her. She could hear the screams of Tohma, and cried. She looked around to see where she was. And was surpised to see her best friend, Paloma.
"Nicole! You look horrible!"
"I know."
"It looks like you were doing something..."
"Oh really?"
"Looks like you were fighting for your life or something..."