The next day at exactly 5:07 AM, Sly woke up, brushed his teeth and watched early morning public access channel for three hours. Yes, I just said "Sly watched public access channel for three hours". Then he noticed something in his room. His piggy bank! He must have had, at the most, two dollars in there! He picked up his new hammer.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Pig, but this is an emergency!" Sly said as smashed the piggy bank open. With shaky hands, he counted the money.
"S-seven h-h-hundred dollars!" Sly stammered. Now he could buy the SUIT! He packed up his money, not even caring that he still had his footie pajamas on. He left for the store on the scooter.
When he got there,to his shock, the suit was gone. The suit was gone! Sly stormed to the desk.
"You sir, are a LIAR! All I asked you to do was one, only one simple task: Hold that SUIT! But you couldn't, now could you! Tell me, why couldn't you hold the suit! One simple task. WHY!? WHO HAS MY SUIT!!" Sly shrieked at the clerk.
"How am I supposed to know? I work for the return desk." The clerk said. Sly stormed off. "I'll get something better and cheaper than a suit. Maybe the second floor has something good." Sly thought.
He walked toward the escalator. As he rode up, he saw something. An old man was carrying the suit! When he got to the top, he ran after the man.
"Please sir, I need that suit! I'll give you the money!" Sly begged.
"Get away from me, please." The old man said to Sly. Sly then tried to snatch the suit off the old man.
"Give me the suit!" Sly screamed. Then the unexcpected happened. With one straight blow to the head, Sly was knocked out cold.
Several hours later, Sly awoke to find out he had been dragged out into to the bathroom stalls.
"He got the suit? He got the suit!" Sly screamed. Luckily, the old man didn't rob him. Sly smelled like toilet water. He had a black eye.
Sly slowly walked to the escalator. He was still dizzy so when people normally step off at the top, he only put one foot off.
"AHHHHHHH!" Sly screamed. Part of one of his footies had been sucked in. Sly stormed outside.
"Why, why? Why?" Sly questioned all the way to the police station. He walked through the doors.
"WHY, WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?" Sly screamed at the top of his lungs. Everybody in the room stopped what they were doing and stared at Sly. If you were in that room at that time, seeing a raccoon in his pajamas with a black eye,smelling like toilet water, it would be near impossible not to laugh.
"Hey, Cooper, you missed the funniest thing. Steve shoved a pencil down his nose and pulled it out of his mouth!" Officer Bert said. "Oh, and we ate all the pizza. You prabably have REAL food at your house, right?" Sly, his fists shaking with rage, walked over to Steve.
"I thought you were my friend!" Sly whispered. He stormed to his cubicle. He started kicking things over and throwing papers around. Lieutennant Brown was right behind him.
"Why don't you just go home, and blow off some steam," he said. "Your job depends on it."
When Sly was about halfway home, he drove over a pothole.He fell on his face. He got a bloody nose.
"No," Sly whimpered as he saw and felt the blood. "This isn't fair! This is not fair!" Sly then started stomping on the ground. When he was done, he tried to start his scooter. There was gas leaking out of the tank and both tires were flat. Sly got on his scooter only to fall off instantly.
"WHY!?" Sly screamed as he took off his helmet and threw it as far as he could. Then it started to rain. He had to walk miles to get home.
"OF ALL THE DAYS IT COULD RAIN, THEY HAD TO PICK THIS ONE!!" Sly shouted.
Sly began the long walk home. He could barely see in the rain, so that made it harder. He was also bleeding a lot from his nose and he was getting dizzy. After several hours, he made it home. He got to his room. He turned on the TV.
"We are sorry to report that the public access channel 13 has been cancelled for two weeks." A TV reporter said. Sly got into bed.
"Tomorrow will be a better day." Sly said as he drifted off to sleep.
Will tomorrow be a good day, a worse day, or just plain neuteral? Find out in Chapter 4: The Next Day!!!! Coming soon!!!!!!